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Old 07-24-2003, 08:49 PM
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for $50mil, you can be inhabited by Jesus' spirit.

Yeah, that's right. There is a guy who will have a gathering with you to determine if your soul can handle another one, and which type...Hour rates apply...And then, he sees if you are suitable for that persons soul, that has died. For a hefty pricetag.


Here's how to qualify -

**If the name of the person is not on our partial list of available spirits, write down the name and date of death of the person whose spirit you would like to replace your own.
**I'll conduct a written interview with the spirit of your choice, which will look at your present life and all of your past lives to determine whether or not you're a suitable host for that particular spirit.
**The fee for this reading is $1,000.00, which will be deducted from the price of the spirit, if you're accepted by the spirit.
**You'll need to make an appointment in person so that I can help to integrate your new spirit with your body.


Here is the website for everyone's amusement. I call dibs on Rasputin.
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Old 07-24-2003, 09:06 PM
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you want this guys spirit in you?
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there is only one way to be inhabited by Jesus' spirit and its not through that moron.

Only through a personal relationship with Christ.
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The only way i'd pay to do something like that is if I were or and turned After that, you can call me an

Nuff said. I rather go to chuch and pay my dues.
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