"Ask a white guy, with your host FTC"

Its only fair if a white guy can answer questions too.

Is it true that white guys have small ding dongs?

wtf is up with your avatar? the mods just keep messing with it

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No, white guys have fairly avrage ding dongs!. They vary from size to size.


And yes mods keep fucking with it.

I for one have a huge DING DONG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
And you can't get any more white than me. My DING DONG glows in the dark.

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pointless thread.....<---thats how I reply to this garbage


Mark
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"It's only after you've lost everything, that you're free to do anything." (Tyler Durden)

If a white dude has a dog that likes to put on a robe and wizard hat, does that mean he's gay?

Yes.

Why do white people wear dress shoes without socks? I thought that died out after Miama Vice was cancelled....

Why do some of you think it's cute to "kiss" your dog? IE let it slobber and lick all over your mouth?

Why do your women suck at the driving more then others? Well, cept for the asians...

Why do your old people go out jogging with absolutely nothing on? I mean, it's one thing to keep cool, but DAMN.... Sometimes I see more cracks and crevices then a trip to the Luray Caverns... A follow up would be: "Why do you do this in the COLDEST weather too?"

Why do white people always want to fish and golf?

Why do white people always wear suits that have short leg lengths? Is having a pair of "highwater" pants fashionable?

I got more...

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Fred's ridin Fred, Fred's ridin Fred, Fred's ridin Fred, Fred's ridin Fred!!

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"Obama is going to make Hitler look like a boyscout."

someone photochop ftcs dog in a microwave.


and i WILL kick that dog someday. ill punt its ass like jack black did in anchorman.

why even waste your time with a reply then?

you could just do like the rest of them that deem this worthless and not reply, since all you succeed in doing by replying is bumping it back to the top for more of us "retards" to see it and reply, thereby keeping this at the top and burying your precious "good quality" threads.

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"Obama is going to make Hitler look like a boyscout."

Why do white people consider me white when im not?

because you're full of the anger of the White Man.

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"Obama is going to make Hitler look like a boyscout."

Why do white males hate asking for directions?

Why do white people drive so damn slow on the highways?

Why do white people play dice and board roleplaying games and get so worked up about them? I really don't give a fuck how long you've been painting that Warhammer 5000 figure, it's still boring... lol

Why do white people like Bush so much? The president, that is...

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