China Calls In U.S. Loans, Demands California

In a move expected to roil the world economy, China today called in all of its loans to the United States and demanded the State of California as repayment.

For years, economists have seen the U.S.'s heavy debt burden to China as something of a ticking time bomb, but few anticipated that Chinese President Hu Jintao would insist that the U.S. repay the loans by signing over ownership of the Golden State.

According to University of Minnesota economist Davis Logsdon, owning California would give the Chinese an opportunity to reverse its longstanding relationship with the U.S.: "China would own the Hollywood film business, and the U.S. would have to settle for pirated DVDs."

Losing California could be good news for Republicans, since the state has voted blue in the last few presidential elections and is home to such high-profile Hollywood liberals as Barbra Streisand and Steven Spielberg.

But the move could be bad news for California Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger, who, according to one aide, "has spent his entire life trying to become President of the United States and doesn't want to start all over again in China."

Perhaps responding to pressure from Gov. Schwarzenegger, President Bush today asked China if it would drop its demand for California and instead accept two other blue states, New York and Massachusetts.

President Hu responded with a two-word statement that seemed to indicate that China would not waver in its demand: "No substitutions."

Elsewhere, in a move that may discourage future immigration to the United States, Paris Hilton announced that she would release an album of her singing.

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Holy shit....

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LOL. Why would they want a state that's just going to fall into the ocean anyway?

not all of it will slide in the ocean.

if u do ur research, it's just the Liberal parts like SF and LA that will slide in.

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"Obama is going to make Hitler look like a boyscout."

HOLY FUCKING SHIT!!!

It's the Immortal God Emperor of Mankind!

*bows before the allmighty*

warhammer!

/dork

ditto

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My armies:

4000+ point Dark Angles
2000+ point Space Orks (Kult of Speed)
4000+ point Tau
3000+ point Daemonhunters
3000+ point Cadian Imperial Guard

I'm pretty good at the paintin' too:

My Tau Commander in XV8 Crisis Battlesuit:


Tau Ethereal:


Lord Castellan Ursarkar E. Creed and his standard bearer/bodyguard, Jarren Kell:


Dark Angels Veteran Sergeant:


I'm quite fond of the Deathwing badge I did:


My Ordo Malleus Inquisitor:


And just for fun, I did Abbadon the Despoiler, Warmaster of Chaos, Captain of the Black Legion:

you are a NERD.

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That article has to be fake, I cant find anything about it anywhere.

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A nerd who gets paid $1000+ to paint armies for lazier nerds.

Though it'd be funny to see Batty be forced to return to his homeland like that lol

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KoQb8vb4blA

I thought I had some warhammer pics in my photobucket, but guess they still must be burried in my unsorted folder.

Still have 2,400 images left in there to sort

Then its on to the next unsorted folder with ~ 4,000 images

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"Obama is going to make Hitler look like a boyscout."

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