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Osborne Style: okay I was at the beach
stpsignrunna29: mmhmm
Osborne Style: and we had this awesome kite
Osborne Style: and these 2 guys kept watching us
Osborne Style: well as we were leaving 4 people jumped on me and allen
Osborne Style: each
Osborne Style: and threw us in a trunk
Osborne Style: then they asked allen for directions
Osborne Style: so we got to this old ass house
Osborne Style: and I was shaggy and he was scooby doo
Osborne Style: and we started eating and ghosts chased us
stpsignrunna29: hmm
stpsignrunna29: hahaha
Osborne Style: then the people that kidnapped us found us
Osborne Style: and we couldnt find a way out of the house so we went with them being all friendly
Osborne Style: they had me zip tie a chair
Osborne Style: zipt tie allen to a chair*
Osborne Style: and as I did it (extremely loose) I noticed scissors and 2 knives on the table next to him so I palmed the scissors and put the knives in my pockets
Osborne Style: there were two ghetto ass black girls between me and allen
stpsignrunna29: good thinking shaggy
Osborne Style: I was back to normal me by then
Osborne Style: in front of me there was this fairly old doctor, looked like allens dad
Osborne Style: and behind me was a HUGE indian
Osborne Style: like native american
stpsignrunna29: what in the world
stpsignrunna29: how did the village people get there
Osborne Style: and he kept having the craps
stpsignrunna29: haha
Osborne Style: anyway
Osborne Style: it comes out that they want to skin us alive and take our bodies to be displayed at a cult trade show
Osborne Style: so I'm like, oh thats fine, you should have just asked
Osborne Style: well he leans down to inject me with some crap in the leg
Osborne Style: and I kicked him in the face and grabbed the syringe
Osborne Style: then launched the scissors across the room into his head as hard as I could
stpsignrunna29: hahaha
Osborne Style: then the indian grabbed that hand and my head
Osborne Style: so I grabbed my knife with my free hand and stabbed him in the face and twisted it
Osborne Style: jumped over the black girl cut one girls throat with one hand and cut the other's with the last knife
Osborne Style: Then I set allen free.
Osborne Style: and I was like ... "I just slaughtered a room full of people" and woke up
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