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03-27-2009, 07:34 PM
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A Mayonnaise Jar and Two Beers
A professor stood before his philosophy class and had some items in
front of him.
When the class began, he wordlessly picked up a very large and empty
mayonnaise jar and proceeded to fill it with golf balls.
He then asked the students if the jar was full.
They agreed that it was.
The professor then picked up a box of pebbles and poured them into the
jar He shook the jar lightly.
The pebbles rolled into the open areas between the golf balls.
He then asked the students again if the jar was full.
They agreed it was.
The professor next picked up a box of sand and poured it into the jar.
Of course, the sand filled up everything else.
He asked once more if the jar was full..
The students responded with a unanimous 'yes.'
The professor then produced two Beers from under the table and poured
the entire contents into the jar effectively filling the empty space
between the sand.
The students laughed..
'Now,' said the professor as the laughter subsided, 'I want you to
recognize that this jar represents your life.
The golf balls are the important things---your family, your children,
your health, your friends and your favorite passions---and if everything
else was lost and only they remained, your life would still be full.
The pebbles are the other things that matter like your job, your house
and your car.
The sand is everything else---the small stuff.
'If you put the sand into the jar first,' he continued, 'there is no
room for the pebbles or the golf balls.
The same goes for life.
If you spend all your time and energy on the small stuff you will never
have room for the things that are important to you.
Pay attention to the things that are critical to your happiness.
Spend time with your children.
Spend time with your parents.
Visit with grandparents.
Take time to get medical checkups.
Take your spouse out to dinner.
Play another 18.
There will always be time to clean the house and fix the disposal.
Take care of the golf balls first---the things that really matter.
Set your priorities.
The rest is just sand.
One of the students raised her hand and inquired what the Beer
represented.
The professor smiled and said, 'I'm glad you asked.'
The Beer just shows you that no matter how full your life may seem,
there's always room for a couple of Beers with a friend.
Amen
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03-28-2009, 02:50 PM
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fuck yeah!
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03-28-2009, 05:03 PM
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Good job. You know, I've only gotten this one via e-mail 3 or 4 dozen times.
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Originally Posted by BackyardSog
To bad you can't use the "standing in a hole" excuse for that thing, considering it's never seen one.
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03-28-2009, 06:40 PM
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yeah but yer a helmet wearing slow poke
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03-29-2009, 07:51 AM
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It's a good message, and yeah... it's been around FOREVER!!
I just logged into my myspace account for the first time in months to dig up the first time I saw the analogy... August 2004: I posted a variant of the story/moral as a blog on my myspace page... lol
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03-29-2009, 10:27 AM
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i hate getting old material 
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03-29-2009, 11:34 AM
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I wouldn't really stress it. It's not like it was just posted here a couple threads ago :suspect:..... so the "repost" value isn't that great, lol
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03-29-2009, 02:10 PM
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Ring of fire
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Anyone hear about the Sham Wow guy???
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this has nothing to do with me being brainwashed ...
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03-29-2009, 02:51 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by 95whitepep
Anyone hear about the Sham Wow guy???
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04-02-2009, 10:52 PM
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Snoggles and Gorkels
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wow...alcohol....how redneck trash
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AOLIM- AXIS Prelude
"It's only after you've lost everything, that you're free to do anything." (Tyler Durden)
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04-06-2009, 11:13 PM
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^ ???
Last edited by Fendamonky; 04-06-2009 at 11:18 PM.
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04-23-2009, 01:46 PM
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Devious~
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I like it 
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04-23-2009, 04:22 PM
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HAHA, marky! I haven't heard from you in ages. Welcome back ... just in time for the sale of this fine establishment on ebay!
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04-23-2009, 04:22 PM
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P.S. I'll make you a moderator if y'ant to.
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04-23-2009, 05:47 PM
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lol
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