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Old 08-03-2006, 06:26 PM
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Nba Player Eddie Griffin Masturbating While Driving; Caused Crash



On March 30, Minnesota Timberwolves center Eddie Griffin was drunk and masturbating when he crashed his luxury SUV into a parked Suburban outside a store in Minneapolis, according to a lawsuit filed Thursday by the man whose Suburban was hit in the crash.

The WCCO-TV I-TEAM obtained copies of 911 calls and store surveillance video of the incident, along with an accident report the police submitted to the state.

Several of the 911 callers that night said Griffin was drunk. One witness said Griffin told him he was watching pornography in a DVD player mounted on the dashboard of his Cadillac Escalade SUV when he struck a Chevy Suburban parked on University Avenue Southeast.

The location where Griffin crashed is located a couple miles from the Target Center where Griffin had played with his team several hours earlier.

Abed Hassuneh, who is the brother of the victim, said Griffin told him, "That he was masturbating himself going down that street. That's how the accident happened because he was not paying attention. He's paying attention to that video and all of a sudden he's shoveled somebody's car on the top of the sidewalk."

Interim Minneapolis Police Chief Tim Dolan ordered an internal affairs investigation of the conduct of the two officers who responded to the scene, after the I-TEAM made Dolan aware of allegations about the incident.

Key questions are why Griffin wasn't tested for alcohol and why the officers drove him out of the city to his home in St. Paul. Griffin also received tickets for not having a license and inattentive driving.

Griffin's damaged SUV was towed to the Minneapolis impound lot.

Dolan told the I-TEAM he expects impartial policing. Dolan also said officers must get permission to leave the city.

"Obviously, if somebody is drunk and they are driving we want that dealt with by the police officers of Minneapolis," Dolan said.

In the video, Griffin can be heard pleading with witnesses to not call police saying, "I can't go to jail."

The video also shows Griffin admitting he is drunk and doesn't have a driver's license.

The video shows him struggling for minutes to put on his sweatshirt and offering to buy a car for the man who's SUV he crashed into in front of Santana Foods.

Griffin was not available for comment. When he was interviewed by reporters after the crash happened, he said he had dropped his cell phone as he drove.

The two officers involved in the incident, Daniel Anderson and Matthew Lindquist, have been with the Minneapolis Police Department since October 2001. The officers remain on duty pending the outcome of the internal investigation.
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Old 08-03-2006, 06:34 PM
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This may be old news, but this is pretty goddamn funny. Batman how did you miss this?
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Eddie Griffin is a complete tool. It doesn't surprise me in the least.
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I would have let him buy me a car, and then pressed charges anyway.
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Masturbating while driving is an art form.

There's a method to it, and if you don't know how, you shouldn't step up to the plate.
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I saw that, but that's some low class ebony that i had no interests in postin.

I'm selective on the news I bring to the community.

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What are u doing for a living these days? Still in sales?
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Masturbating while driving is an art form.

There's a method to it, and if you don't know how, you shouldn't step up to the plate.
True, not something I'd do in town LOL>
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I saw that, but that's some low class ebony that i had no interests in postin.

I'm selective on the news I bring to the community.

Otherwise my ratings via being at the top of hte searches, would tank below YZFand others.

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JESUS!!! We're losing our american white touch here people... 6 posts into a thread to reach the introduction of "race" and "racial factors" ???? Thats way too long for my liking .. YEE HAW!!!!
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