The official screw with chacha operators thread.

Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: K.B
K.B: Welcome to ChaCha!
You: hello k.b
K.B: Hello.
You: I saw the acronym "PIIDB" earlier, and i'm not sure what that means.
You: can you help me figure it out?
You: are you there?
K.B: Yes. I have already answered your question with the first link.
You: okay 1 second please
You: PIIDB Practice Implementation Indicator Data Base... that doesn't make ANY sense in the context it was used in
You: is there a possibility there is another meaning?
K.B: Anything is possible.
You: Then you finding a meaning that makes an ounce of sense in the context used is a possibility then?
K.B: I don't need to know the context.
K.B: I assume this is what you were actually after?
You: oh wow, it means "put it in da butt"... that makes more sense
K.B: Is there anything else on this topic I can find for you today?
You: but what is "it" and why would you insert it in ones' anus?
K.B: Is there anything else I can find for you?
You: i guess "it" could be anything right?
You: clowns, asparagus, hot wheels cars
K.B: I don't feel like playing the prank game tonight. Are you done?
You: excuse me?
K.B: Please RATE ME. Thanks for using ChaCha.
Status: Session ended.

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Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: SandraS
SandraS: Welcome to ChaCha!
You: hello sandras, is this confidential?
SandraS: Hello
SandraS: well not really its subject to my supervisors to review
You: I'd rather not my friends find out that I'm interested in penis size
You: okay, but no one else can see this right?
SandraS: not on my end no.
SandraS: Im searching for you now.
You: a/s/l
SandraS: this is a search engine not a chat room or a dating site. would you like me to continue?
You: i sure don't want you to stop, this is great.
SandraS: ok
SandraS: Did these sites help your search?
SandraS: Is there anything else on this topic I can find for you today?
You: hang on 1 second please
You: just curious, in your personal experience, have you noticed trends in races in relation to penis size?
SandraS: I cant answer those things.
SandraS: have a great day.
You: The human penis is both longer and thicker than that of any other primate both in absolute terms and in relative size compared to the rest of the body
SandraS: Please RATE ME. Thanks for using ChaCha.
Status: Session ended.

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Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: PawelP
PawelP: Welcome to ChaCha!
You: what's your name?
PawelP: Hello
PawelP: Pawel
PawelP: How can I help you today
You: what's your real name?
PawelP: Pawel
You: is there anyone there named john or something regular
You: put him on the keyboard plz
PawelP: Im sorry I cant transfer you to a specific person.
You: oh, for personal reasons that i'd rather not discuss, may i call you "john" for short?
You: please
You: sorry, i have a disorder
PawelP: Uhm..alright
You: thanks john
PawelP: What can I help you find?
You: okay john, i have a question
You: who is the world record holder for most internet forum posts?
PawelP: Sorry but theres no way for tracking that.
PawelP: of*
You: do you know if there are any plans to build a machine to track that?
You: hey john, do you post on internet forums? just curious.
PawelP: Not really no.
PawelP: And I doubt anyone would make a program like that.


He wouldn't respond anymore =[

You should ask if they're "sand ******s" in India.

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ahaha i did the sand ****** thing... it was pretty funny.. then this happened:

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Your location is: 152.xx.xx.xx

That happened when i asked for info on a "swollen penis".

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lol, the convo was pretty good too.. he said "im sorry racial terms wont go through the search filter", so i asked to search for "sand spooks", he said the same, so i asked for "sand porch monkeys", then he smacked me down.

LOL. I asked for "Free porn", and the operator said he's not allowed to search for "adult materials". So i said "then do the best you can to satisfy my hunger for some fappage". I gotta hand it to him, he came up with pretty good Google videos.

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ahahahaha.... post some convos.

Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: RobinB
You: hello
You: hello?
Transfer: You are being transfered to another guide who can help you search even better!
Looking for guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: LindaG
LindaG: Welcome to ChaCha!
LindaG: hello.
LindaG: what information are you looking for?
You: i found an alligator in my backyard lake
You: its still outside
You: i dont know what to do
You: hello?
You: i need some help ASAP
You: hello?!
LindaG: sorry...i don't know much about this...i'll transfer you to a different guide.
You: what?
You: ive been transfered 3 times arleady
LindaG: i think it's because this isn't the best way to get help with that.
You: what should i do?
You: the alligator is outside in my freaking back yard
LindaG: however, my system isn't working. i can't transfer you.
You: i am scared to go out
LindaG: suggest you call 911 for emergencies.
LindaG: Thank you for using ChaCha!
You: what?
Status: Session ended.

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I don't know if it's me or them. But it seems like they're not responding to me.

Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: chadb
chadb: Welcome to ChaCha!
You: hello?
You: are you there?
chadb: Thank you for using ChaCha!
Status: Session ended.

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ahahahaha holy shit this chick was cool as fuck, i asked for "videos":

Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: Sheryla
Sheryla: Welcome to ChaCha!
Sheryla: Hello
You: he sheryla, let's chacha
You: hey*
Sheryla: What kind of videos are you into?
Sheryla: What do you like the best?
You: girls
You: sexy ones
You: with voluptuous breasts and apple bottoms
Sheryla: I have just the thing for you
Sheryla: One moment please
You: you're great, i cant wait

[this is what she linked here] http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TcpbIQZeUQk

You: oh wow, that's really not my type of girl
Sheryla: Describe your type
You: they must look like kirk cameron from growing pains, except voluptuos breasts and apple bottoms
Sheryla: White girls, okay
You: sheryla, just a question... not to get personal, but waht do you look like?
Sheryla: I look like the black girl from malibu most wanted, I get that a lot
You: LOL
You: that was in scary movie also?
Sheryla: Yes
Sheryla: People tell me that all the time
You: i wish i looked like the rapper from malibus most wanted, he is hott
Sheryla: Lol I think so too, I even joined his myspace :P
You: what's your myspace?
Sheryla: Sherylxoxo
You: ok hang on
You: ok hang on
You: myspace.com/sherylxoxo is invalid
Sheryla: what?
Sheryla: It is set to private
Sheryla: Maybe that's the problem
You: nah, it's been deleted
You: maybe someone stole your megahurtz
Sheryla: I hope not
Sheryla: Myspace messes up a lot
You: because immigrants are programming on it.
Sheryla: That's not nice: P
You: you should come visit a forum i post on
You: www.theforumlounge.com
You: my name is "say no to stalking" because i'm a stalker
You: plz come join
You: it's a great forum.
Sheryla: Okay I'll check it out
You: k i must go now in my search for videos of kirk cameron as a female, thank you for your help sheryla
Sheryla: Okay, Happy Holidays : )
Sheryla: Please RATE ME. Thanks for using ChaCha.
Status: Session ended.

Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: brittanyd
You: hello?
brittanyd: Welcome to ChaCha!
You: oh pelase answer me
brittanyd: Hello
You: ie been transfered and everything
You: omg
You: the last person wouldnt answer me
You: look heres the thing
brittanyd: What can i get for you?
brittanyd: Ok
You: im like seeing things everywhere
You: and like omg..
brittanyd: Ok
You: i dont know if im crazy or whatever
You: but im seeing things... like swirly things int he air
You: i dont know if im going crazy or whatever
You: is your real name brittany?
brittanyd: Are the big or little swirly things?
brittanyd: Yes it is
You: omg... brittany you gotta help me
You: its driving me crazy
You: its like white and i get dizzy
brittanyd: Are they big or little?
brittanyd: Oh
You: i dont know! theyre everywhere
brittanyd: Did ya take anything?
You: i dont know if its in my mind or whatever
You: i took some pills
You: like... mydol?
brittanyd: Ok i dont think midol will do that to you..
You: what is going on?
You: i'm throwing up and having cramps
brittanyd: Let me get some informaiton for you on hulucinateing
You: thank you
You: please come back quick... i think im going to die or something
You: hello?
You: i cant breathe
You: the air is so thin
brittanyd: I here..
brittanyd: Mabey you should call actual help..
You: like?
You: i cant think of anything
You: i can hardly read you because i'm dizzy
brittanyd: haha 911 if its that bad
You: please help me brittany
You: seriously
You: no i cant call 911
brittanyd: Why not/>
You: personal reasons
You: please you gotta help me on this
brittanyd: Are you sure you didnt take anything?
You: just recommend something for me to take or something
You: i took midol
You: im going to frekaing die
brittanyd: heres one on awirly patterns
You: what do you think is wrong with me?
brittanyd: Umm Not sure,
You: i think im dying
You: im pale
You: im really really pale
You: my hands are numb
You: im only 19
You: im not ready to die
You: please help me
brittanyd: Go to the hospital
You: no i cant do that
You: i cant call 911
You: i cant go tot he hospital
You: please help me brittany
brittanyd: Theres nothing i can really do for you sorry.
brittanyd: But give you informaiton
brittanyd: On halucinations
brittanyd: Are these results sufficient?
You: i hope i make it till xmas
You: i want ot spend time with my family
brittanyd: I hope you do..and even longer
brittanyd: Anything else tonight?
You: i dont think so
brittanyd: Okhave a great night! hope you feel better
You: thanks anyways
You: ok
brittanyd: Please RATE ME. Thanks for using ChaCha.
Status: Session ended

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Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: ConnieB
ConnieB: Welcome to ChaCha!
ConnieB: Hi there! I will be assisting you with your search today!
You: hello
ConnieB: What can I help you wtih?
You: look
ConnieB: Hello.
You: my docter saids i got two weeks
You: i dont know what to do
You: theres so much left to do
ConnieB: Oh I'm so sorry to hear that.
ConnieB: What can I do to help you?
You: im looking for someone to talk to
You: i lost all my friends
ConnieB: Male or female...
ConnieB: Why?
You: my parents passed awayw hen i was 7
You: female... male... it doesnt matter
ConnieB: They werent much of a friend if they leave you now.
You: is connie your real name?
ConnieB: Have you tried Chat rooms?
ConnieB: Yes it is.
You: i dont want to chat in chatrooms
ConnieB: Oh I see.
You: theyre either a bunch of a-holes
You: or fakers
ConnieB: True and liars.
ConnieB: right
ConnieB: May I ask your age?
You: im 19
ConnieB: You are so young. What sickness do you have?
You: lung cancer
ConnieB: Oh my Im so sorry.
You: if you dont mind telling me
You: whats your sex?
You: and how old are you?
ConnieB: I am female straight and 40
ConnieB: married tho.
You: at least i can make it pass christmas
You: and maybe new years
ConnieB: Yes you can. Sure you will.
ConnieB: Dont you have any family at all.
You: no
You: im staying in the hospital after christmas
ConnieB: So you are there now?
You: no
You: im at home
ConnieB: Are you taking treatments
You: it wont help
You: its too late
ConnieB: Why did you lose your friends?
You: i dont know
ConnieB: What is it you want to do now?
You: i dont know
You: what is left to do
ConnieB: Seek God I would be.
You: i guess that helps
ConnieB: Are you a believer?
You: i got one friend left
You: his name is Mark
ConnieB: Thats right he is your friend too.
You: we're christians
You: mark is my best friend
ConnieB: Wonderful praise the Lord...so you get to go Home...
You: thanks anyways
You: have a good holiday... i guess ill talk to mark
ConnieB: You are about to graduate my friend to a better life.
ConnieB: Do not be sad.
You: ill try
ConnieB: God needs you. Take care bye now.
ConnieB: Please RATE ME. Thanks for using ChaCha.
Status: Session ended.

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Alright guys. You can actually look at their pics and profiles. Like BrittanyD for example.

http://underground.chacha.com/guide/guide_profile/34956

After you're done with the session and the "Rate Me" window pops up, just click on their names for the profile..

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