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I peed my pants for the brewers once. I went to a game and mixed a 2 liter screwdriver whilst tailgating. Very very very drunk, I went to go relieve myself in the river running through the parking lot, as the lines for the port-a-cans were too long. Midway through, I see a policeman on the path coming towards me on a 4 wheeler. I cut it off and sprinted up the bank...apparently I didn't cut it off all the way.
I then took a 20oz water bottle into the game filled with vodka. I passed out immediately after returning to the car afterwards. Bad times.
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