Satan calls Ken Lay to join him...

Divine Logic · #1 07-05-2006, 09:27 AM

Former Enron CEO Kenneth Lay died of a heart attack. He was 64 years old.
"Kenny Boy", as El Presidente Bush liked to call his buddy, was undoubtedly one of the greediest cocksuckers of our time.

Did God call him to judgement, or not?
Or was it karma?

-What's the common human element for the arguement against each of these?...
That Ken Lay did not suffer enough.

Once the anger of man contaminates the purity of any religion or faith, even the most relaxed and simple philosophy of karma then becomes about judgement, vengeance, and retribution.

All faiths are about the hope or faith that everyone will get what they deserve.

Trouble is, we got whackos like Mark Strong deciding what people deserve.

" 'Deserves' ain't got nutt'in to do with it."

$100T2 · #2 07-05-2006, 09:36 AM

But, I heard he found Jesus on his deathbed (under the covers???) and has been absolved of all wrong doing.

BATMAN · #3 07-05-2006, 01:17 PM

and ur soul will fly so fast to hell that u will sling past satan and go through china to the chinese heaven.

Better get use to horizontal labias.......

Say No To Pistons · #4 07-05-2006, 01:31 PM

so whats avaible in chiense heaven?

BATMAN · #5 07-05-2006, 04:48 PM

free access to heaven?

heck.

that's like getting the best of both worlds.

fuck and reign in hell.

serve in heaven.

execute judgement? he's in hell. already done.

Divine Logic · #6 07-05-2006, 06:55 PM

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Originally Posted by $100T2

But, I heard he found Jesus on his deathbed (under the covers???) and has been absolved of all wrong doing.

What, Ken Lay was Catholic? :lol:

Divine Logic · #7 07-05-2006, 07:07 PM

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Originally Posted by yzf-r1

we all deserve hell...we need to be saved from none other than God Himself, Who alone is perfectly Holy and Just

Ehhhh, speak fer yerself there, Skippy. I don't deserve hell, and your god is FAR from just. He can lick my ass!

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so....knowing this, God appointed Christ to die as our substitute, He bore the shame and endured the cross, despising the shame...it pleased God to bruise Him...His own son! an amazing statement

Yes, "amazing"...I get goose bumps every time I read it cause it's so...amazing.
Just makes such PERFECT sense. I mean really, what other choice did GOD have? -It wasn't like he could do much else, right. His hands really were tied in the matter.

...Cept fer the fact that he's, uhmmm... GOD!

But no, I can totally see yer point about the whole gift-of-sacrifice thing. Makes total sense.

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no other religion teaches that, they teach that god is vengeful, but if you do enough good works or ceremonies you might appease his wrath, or that you can be your own god and get to a "higher state of consciousness", both of which are untrue

No other religion has followers quite like you, Skippy. You're exemplary of the type of moron needed for such a cult to turn into mindless drones that will believe such tripe.
(-& fer God's sake, be careful! -You came very close to calling your faith in God a "religion". "Ooooooooooh Boogity-boogity-BOOOO!"

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Divine Logic · #8 07-05-2006, 08:15 PM

Yes, be proud.
...So the rest of us can see you more easily and thus avoid you.

(There are easier ways to be lonely, you know.)

$100T2 · #9 07-06-2006, 08:42 AM

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Originally Posted by PsychoKitty

What, Ken Lay was Catholic? :lol:

*zing!!!* LOL

Divine Logic · #10 07-06-2006, 03:32 PM

You would pretty much be the only person worthy of attending church then, according to you.

Tell me, Skippy...
Just how many people do you personally know are worthy enough not to be cast out by your church of the ChristiaNazi?

tmiked · #11 07-12-2006, 09:05 PM

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Originally Posted by yzf-r1

sounds like he was roman catholic

WRONG ! he went to church right down the street from me.

"Ken Lay was remembered as an honest man dedicated to his family and to God today as more than a thousand friends, former employees and dignitaries packed the First United Methodist church for the former Enron chief's Houston memorial service."
http://www.chron.com/disp/story.mpl/...n/4042498.html

$100T2 · #12 07-12-2006, 10:37 PM

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Originally Posted by yzf-r1

well that's sad, then....there are an amazing number of "churches" (so called) in 2006 that do not follow the Biblical model of church discipline

And here's a nice blanket statement, made with zero firsthand knowledge.

$100T2 · #13 07-12-2006, 11:06 PM

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Originally Posted by yzf-r1

actually I have plenty of experience with lukewarm churches....they are everywhere

Really? List them. From now on, every random blanket statement you make, I'm going to ask you to back it up with actual facts.

You need to learn that you can't do that, Mark. You can't just make blanket statements without having anything to substantiate it. Sure, you could do that if you were talking to morons, but since most of us here aren't, if you throw up an opinion about anything, you better have some semblance of reason behind it. If you haven't actually been to a service at a church, then your opinion about their teaching means absolutely nothing. If you haven't personally read a book, then your opinion of it means nothing. If you haven't done your research, if you're are only regurgitating the crap from AIG, then your take on things means nothing.

Ignorance is dangerous, Mark.

Divine Logic · #14 07-13-2006, 12:42 PM

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kev-dog, you're still a earring wearing WITCH, you're nothing

Uhhmm, -Did you call him that when you appealed to him to tell me to remove your name from my signature?

Divine Logic · #15 07-13-2006, 01:25 PM

Eh-eh. Careful now, Skippy. You probably don't want to play the "Rules is rules" game, because you'll lose.
You can wag yer finger all day afterwords and exclaim that "they've all done it before!", but that won't matter one bit if you've done it in the past before, then cried about others breaking rules, then doing it again yourself.

Being a "double" hypocrite won't cancel out your hypocrisy! :lol: