I've noticed America going downhill, in the last 6 years especially and I'm bored tonight with now where to go cause my car is in the shop. So I wrote up a few things I'd like to see in place. Commet, flame, add one I forgot. Go nuts.

If you file a stupid lawsuit and lose, your going to jail. If you win, you and the jury/judge is gonna be going to jail with you.

Illegal immigrants are not welcome. Your heading back to where you came from and no more games at the borders. If an agent see’s you swimming a river or running through a desert you will be gunned down with a high power sniper rifle. Quick and painless. If you want in this country this bad you’ve got some real risks to take. Don’t like it? Tough, fix your own damn country and stop trying to change ours.

That being said its gonna be easier to become an American, as long as you’ve got something to offer (and you speak fluent English) your in. If not then better stick your nose in a book and start learning. BTW American English is now the official language for this country, lets make that clear. If you live here you’d better speak English, and Learning a second language will be highly encouraged.

No more warning labels on obvious stuff. Cigarettes and bleach will kill you, if you don’t understand that by now then I’ve got 3 words for you “live and learn”. This includes children, do your parental duty and teach them.

American students today are dumb as the chairs they wont sit in. Forget no child left behind, agents will be going to random classrooms. If the kids in said class are getting it, then you (the teacher) gets a bonus and a raise.

Police and public officials will no longer get special treatment, you break the law and your going to jail. Not summer camp, pound me in the ass PRISON. You wanted this job, better be willing to do it properly.

In fact, if your net worth is more then 10 million and you break a law we’re taking half. You don’t need that much money anyways, we will be putting it to better use.

Marijuana is now legal, but it’s gonna be taxed like beer and cigarettes. The extra money will be used on debts and other expenses.

No drilling in Alaska or spending millions trying to find more oil fields. Were using up the surplus and when its done its done. You’ve got a time limit America, start walking. Your getting to fat anyways.

Were leaving Iraq, they’ve got 6 months to get their shit together before were fully gone. If shit like this happens again then were coming back, and then its OURS. 51 st state anyone?

Iran can have there nukes, but if there used for anything more then wall ornaments were gonna be at your front door with ours. Flatten the whole place and...that’s right! 52 states!

No more purple correcting pens for kids, or any other coddling of children. There getting to soft, life isn’t fair so get used to it.

This goes for all those cry baby’s that say “this offends me, I demand that it no longer exists” bull. If you don’t like it then don’t pay attention, simple. Any lawsuits will apply to the first rule.

No more welfare. Learn to work and not have 50 kids.

No more welfare. Learn to work and not have 50 kids.

But I DON'T want to work.

And I WANT 50 kids.

most of those sound pretty reasonable to me. One other thing I'm not very fond of is the modern day definition of risk. It has been redefined and if a company does something it is the burden of the consumer to PROVE it is harmful rather than the responsibility of the company to make sure it is safe.

if you go into the fast lane at the grocery store cause all of the others are blocked up and busy and have the cashier run around for cigarettes and things you forgot we get to eat you.

j/k...but im serious...

also, racial profiling based on obvious facts is not racial profiling but risk management, get over it and do right and you dont have anything to worry about. if an officer walks up to you and ask for your id give it to him and shut it.

if an officer abuses that he gets dropped off in south central LA in cutoff jean shorts and a clan tee shirt. eventually these things will go away by selection or people learning to behave as people instead of apes(white and black)

If you are driving slower than the posted speed limit, you get a reckless driving ticket. You get an extra fine if there is a line of cars behind you.

-it needs to be harder to get a driver's licence! they need to test more.

-welfare needs to be GONE, except for those that just plain can't work. throughout mankind, people have had to work in order to eat, clothe, and shelter themselves. if you can't work, you live on the street!

-our schools are SHITTY. kids are to damn soft these days. our system needs to be completely changed out.

-we, the American people, have to go to war with mexico and its illegal aliens. God knows our government won't do shit about it.

-it needs to be harder to get a driver's licence! they need to test more.

Good one. But instead of more tests you should be required to attend a defensive driving/car control class in your own car. The instructor will determine when your ready to drive on the road.

^ good idea... but make sure they change it in 2009.

Instead of spending taxpayer's money on executions like lethal injection and the electric chair, criminals will be put into a gladiator-like area, which will be littered with various weapons (machetes, chainsaws, maces, nail baseball bats, etc) and will fight to the death. Tickets will be sold to these events, and the event will also be televised on pay per view. Proceeds will be used to improve roads, schools, etc.

Cut down on military spending. Just why does it take 3 million dollars to train one guy.

Marijuana is now legal, but it’s gonna be taxed like beer and cigarettes. The extra money will be used on debts and other expenses.

I totally agree. It could make so much money. Imagine going to Walmart and seeing an entire aisle devoted to pot. You would have various qualities and brand names. Given enough time I bet some of these companies would make it to the stock market, which would benefit the economy further.

If you file a stupid lawsuit and lose, your going to jail. If you win, you and the jury/judge is gonna be going to jail with you.

Stupid is kind of like porn... you can't describe the boundaries of it, but you know it when you see it right?

Illegal immigrants are not welcome. Your heading back to where you came from and no more games at the borders. If an agent see’s you swimming a river or running through a desert you will be gunned down with a high power sniper rifle. Quick and painless. If you want in this country this bad you’ve got some real risks to take. Don’t like it? Tough, fix your own damn country and stop trying to change ours.

Keyword: Illegal; they aren't welcome now. Also, your logic is totally against anything about America... No law enforcement agent can kill anyone if they aren't posing a threat to someone's life. Shooting trespassers went out with saloons.

That being said its gonna be easier to become an American, as long as you’ve got something to offer (and you speak fluent English) your in. If not then better stick your nose in a book and start learning. BTW American English is now the official language for this country, lets make that clear. If you live here you’d better speak English, and Learning a second language will be highly encouraged.

There is no national language. Congress failed to set a national language, therefore knowing English isn't a requirement to become a citizen. Sorry, latin, spanish, etc are just as legal as English.

No more warning labels on obvious stuff. Cigarettes and bleach will kill you, if you don’t understand that by now then I’ve got 3 words for you “live and learn”. This includes children, do your parental duty and teach them.

We understand "common knowledge" now due to it being written somewhere. Unfortunately there are many children not taught much of anything so warning labels are good.

American students today are dumb as the chairs they wont sit in. Forget no child left behind, agents will be going to random classrooms. If the kids in said class are getting it, then you (the teacher) gets a bonus and a raise.

You're the perfect example of this. You don't know the difference between the possessive pronoun "your" and the contraction of "you" and "are", "you're." Think about this... most third grade students are required to know the difference, but you don't.... yet you feel you're educated enough to go and set policies for a country?

Police and public officials will no longer get special treatment, you break the law and your going to jail. Not summer camp, pound me in the ass PRISON. You wanted this job, better be willing to do it properly.

Where's the list of police and public officials that are guilty and got "special treatment"? Surely you have some good information to back this claim up. Judicial special treatment doesn't exist. Now, the whole pardon thing... that is abused but your tone is running wild with your extreme claims.

In fact, if your net worth is more then 10 million and you break a law we’re taking half. You don’t need that much money anyways, we will be putting it to better use.

Sorry, we live in an attempt at democracy, not socialism. You're ranting above about people getting special treatment, now poor people get special treatment over the rich? Please stop thinking.

Marijuana is now legal, but it’s gonna be taxed like beer and cigarettes. The extra money will be used on debts and other expenses.

Except that marijuana can EASILY be manufactured and distributed, unlike alcohol and treated tobacco. Sure, you CAN make alcohol/tobacco but there is lots more involved than marijuana. The government can control the distribution of alcohol and tobacco so money is made. Marijuana can't be controlled... no money would be made.... and the usage would surely increase causing people to be even more stupid. However, I encourage YOU to smoke marijuana if you so desire because honestly... you have nothing to lose.

No drilling in Alaska or spending millions trying to find more oil fields. Were using up the surplus and when its done its done. You’ve got a time limit America, start walking. Your getting to fat anyways.

Why does the world "spin so fast" now? Everything can be done faster and more efficiently due to technology... transportation is a HUGE part of that. Did I mention that you shouldn't talk?

Were leaving Iraq, they’ve got 6 months to get their shit together before were fully gone. If shit like this happens again then were coming back, and then its OURS. 51 st state anyone?

It is better not to make a mistake than to make the mistake then refuse to clean up after yourself.

Iran can have there nukes, but if there used for anything more then wall ornaments were gonna be at your front door with ours. Flatten the whole place and...that’s right! 52 states!

There/their/they're... no difference right professor? I'm afraid the use of nuclear weapons could prevent a country to go to another country's "front door" if used properly.

No more purple correcting pens for kids, or any other coddling of children. There getting to soft, life isn’t fair so get used to it.

I'm sure showing them your life story of how they would end up if they don't do their third grade English would surely straighten them up.

This goes for all those cry baby’s that say “this offends me, I demand that it no longer exists” bull. If you don’t like it then don’t pay attention, simple. Any lawsuits will apply to the first rule.

This is great. You publicly whine then turn around and say whining should be illegal?

Do yourself a favor... don't reply back. I'm being nice with this post.

Zero, I really dont think he wrote that...more like copy and paste

Stupid is kind of like porn... you can't describe the boundaries of it, but you know it when you see it right?

I admit there would be some difficulties deciding between some “stupid” lawsuits, but look at the women that got 1.7 million for getting spanked at work. She was only asking for 500,000 to start with, enough said.

Keyword: Illegal; they aren't welcome now. Also, your logic is totally against anything about America... No law enforcement agent can kill anyone if they aren't posing a threat to someone's life. Shooting trespassers went out with saloons.

Theres hundreds of thousands of illegal immigrants in this country that we do nothing about, yet a cop can shoot an unarmed off duty soilder and get off.

There is no national language. Congress failed to set a national language, therefore knowing English isn't a requirement to become a citizen. Sorry, latin, spanish, etc are just as legal as English.

I know this, which is why I added it into my little list of fantasy rules.

We understand "common knowledge" now due to it being written somewhere. Unfortunately there are many children not taught much of anything so warning labels are good.

You can blame that on the schools or the parents or society itself, doesn’t bother me. When I was little there were things like childproof cabinets for deadly chemicals and bright green stickers to place on bottles with a nasty face on it. Its apparent that children are born without knowledge of what’s dangerous and what’s not, but we keep them from crawling into the street until they get old enough to realize that doing so would be harmful to their health

You're the perfect example of this. You don't know the difference between the possessive pronoun "your" and the contraction of "you" and "are", "you're." Think about this... most third grade students are required to know the difference, but you don't.... yet you feel you're educated enough to go and set policies for a country?

Well apparently my teachers wouldn't be getting any bonuses now would they? :) BTW I know and Acknowledge that my spelling and grammar sucks. I do my best to use spell checkers when I’m not in a hurry and we all know they wont tell me I should have put their instead of there.

Where's the list of police and public officials that are guilty and got "special treatment"? Surely you have some good information to back this claim up. Judicial special treatment doesn't exist. Now, the whole pardon thing... that is abused but your tone is running wild with your extreme claims.

What about the latest Kennedy? Driving under the influence of prescription drugs and endangering the public before crashing the car and getting sent home.

Except that marijuana can EASILY be manufactured and distributed, unlike alcohol and treated tobacco. Sure, you CAN make alcohol/tobacco but there is lots more involved than marijuana. The government can control the distribution of alcohol and tobacco so money is made. Marijuana can't be controlled... no money would be made.... and the usage would surely increase causing people to be even more stupid. However, I encourage YOU to smoke marijuana if you so desire because honestly... you have nothing to lose.

I have never smoked any sort of chemical and the only non over the counter drug I indulge in is alcohol. Nor do I plan on starting smoking anything even if it is legal. I don’t think people should smoke but I’m not about to deny them the right to chose what they do to their own body. I do know that Americans are rather lazy and would rather run down to the store then spend the time growing, cutting, drying then rolling their own joints. I’ve got plenty of friends that smoke and none would rather buy tobacco in bulk and wrap their own then spend the extra for a box. Also, if it were legalized then it could be used for various other uses and I’m sure a more potent strain would be produced and patented that the average joe wont be able to grow in some pots in the back yard.

I'm sure showing them your life story of how they would end up if they don't do their third grade English would surely straighten them up.

This is more of a personal attack then a rational argument and therefore has no real use in this thread. I'll be the first to tell you I'm no "professor" but looking at the current government it doesn’t take much in the way of language skills to be able to run it. :banghead:

This is great. You publicly whine then turn around and say whining should be illegal?

I am in no way whining about what I’m writing about. Your deffinition of whining may be different then mine, I wouldn’t know. And if you re read my first post I wasn't complaining about the whining itself but more distaste in the people that throw out lawsuits because of such useless whining. Like I said in the beginning of it all I was bored and since I was watching the news at the time I figured I’d get some stuff off my chest. And yes, I did write all of these myself, no cutting and pasting was involved.

Do yourself a favor... don't reply back. I'm being nice with this post.

A threat over a boredom post on a internet forum will do little to keep me from replying. I’m out of college for the summer so I’ve got lots of time to kill.