that wants to kick the people that wear their keys on their belt in the teeth?

Its understandable if you are a janitor with tons of keys on a single ring, but just a normal person walking down the street? Yeah... they deserve a kick to the kisser.

I hang mine on the belt loop. keys in the pocket annoy me. I dont carry a wallet either. Sitting on a wallet annoys me as well.

I keep my keys on a carabiner attached to the first belt loop on my right side. Wanna know how many times I have lost my keys at a VERY drunk house party?

Never.

I hang mine on the belt loop. keys in the pocket annoy me. I dont carry a wallet either. Sitting on a wallet annoys me as well.

Carrying a wallet probably isn't that big of a deal when you don't have any money.

I hang mine on the belt loop. keys in the pocket annoy me. I dont carry a wallet either. Sitting on a wallet annoys me as well.


I guess Supper has some kicking to do

i put my wallet in my front pocket when it annoys me. or in my chest pocket if i'm wearing a dress shirt. due to my lack of ass it tends to bother me so i switched from a trifold to a bifold wallet. as far as keys go. i'd rather deal with it in my pocket than hear it everytime i take a step. when i get old tho i'm going to have one of those key rings on my belt loop with thousands of keys. and a pocket full of change. i'm going to make soo much fucking noise everywhere i go just to piss kids off. and i'm going to talk about stupid shit that even i don't care about for extended periods of time just to make people late.

I hate things in my pocket, and I don't wear tight pants either.

I have a spring-loaded retractable chain that holds my keys. I have to use them all the time.

I've never seen anyone wear their keys on the teeth of their belt. But then again, I live in a coastal state... I guess the inner people are different.

I've never seen anyone wear their keys on the teeth of their belt.

Wait.. what? Could you please type that again, slowly, you lost me with the teeth in belt thing..

I thought that zippers had teeth, and belts had loops and holes.

But than again, I'm from Virginia, and we're just strange there...

I don't hang my keys on my belt. It hits my onion.

I guess Supper has some kicking to do

I rather get my ass kicked from YZF. That way i can taste the dirt his future wife's trailer sits on.

I rather get my ass kicked from YZF. That way i can taste the dirt his future wife's trailer sits on.

Zing!

I don't hang my keys on my belt. It hits my onion.

I actually almost fell out of my chair, thanks a lot :P

Well it was the style back then.

I don't hang my keys on my belt. It hits my onion.

Lol! If your keys are interfering with the jewels than you got them hanging from the wrong part (That's keys or jewels, pick one)

Lol! If your keys are interfering with the jewels than you got them hanging from the wrong part (That's keys or jewels, pick one)

Last Exit To Springfield (9F15)
We can’t bust heads like we used to, but we have our ways. One trick is to tell ‘em stories that don’t go anywhere - like the time I caught the ferry over to Shelbyville. I needed a new heel for my shoe, so, I decided to go to Morganville, which is what they called Shelbyville in those days. So I tied an onion to my belt, which was the style at the time. Now, to take the ferry cost a nickel, and in those days, nickels had pictures of bumblebees on ‘em. ‘Give me five bees for a quarter,’ you’d say.
Now where were we? Oh yeah - the important thing was I had an onion on my belt, which was the style at the time. They didn’t have white onions because of the war. The only thing you could get was those big yellow ones...

Its a grandpa simpson quote.

I feel like I have been missing something from my childhood all these years. And I just now realized it...

That's fucking awesome! lol

hahaha, there's a guy at work who does that... Never thought much of it, don't really care, but it is kinda funny...

What I hate is people that do that, and have hundreds of keys, and do it just to show off...

Mine stay in my pocket.

What I hate is people that do that, and have hundreds of keys, and do it just to show off...
remember how many tons of keys my dad used to wear hanging from his belt?

Yeah... thats where this hatred stems from.

I usually keep mine in my pocket.

I have a lanyard too... I've been meaning to get rid of it.

Wait.. what? Could you please type that again, slowly, you lost me with the teeth in belt thing..

I don't know what I'm talking about either... haha.