just wondering if anybody had any work related stories to share..

besides masturbating in the bathrooms, Ive finger a chick that sat next to me (call center of course)
ive also got sucked off and boned a 30 year old puerto rican chick.

Does falling into the toilet and landing into your own shit count as doing the deed? If so, I scored bigtime last week!

i don't trust any toilet expect the ones in my house.

imagine water splashing back up in the asshole and getting STD of the ass and having to sexplain that to ur SO.

Second that Batman. I'm not a big fan of shitting at work. I don't live too far away from either job so i'll run home if I gotta go that bad...

but there have been times where i've had the runs after Pizza Hut or Taco Bell, therefore I had no choice. :D

i don't trust any toilet expect the ones in my house.

imagine water splashing back up in the asshole and getting STD of the ass and having to sexplain that to ur SO.

Yea, but this was a rare occasion. I had an iced cream sunday. Gobbled that shit up like it was no one's business. I forgot that I was lactose intolerant. So I went and blew my ass apart for like 20 minutes. After the wipe, and the risidual follow-up, as I stood up my stupid ass slipped on the newspaper I was reading, and fell in ass-first. I fell into my own shit. Man. . . . for fucks sake. . .my own shit. . . . I felt sooooooo. . . . .whats the word im looking for. . .shitty after that. :(

In a patch of woods across from my office complex during lunch break. Bent over a log.

Even the "clean" white-collar bathroom of a high-tech company doesn't have my trust.

Bent over a log.


Was that comfortable for you?

I've had sex on my desk at least a dozen times. If i was going to be here late I'd have my gf drop in.

got pics of her?

Stay away from the bathrooms......the toilet is no place to have sex Batman. I used that old excuse when I got Chlymidia in the 80s. I was told the same thing. Actually the quote was (from the old timer Doctor) "the toilet is a hell of a place to screw"

RB240........c'mon who hasn't?? I think I screw at almost all the places I worked. Sad thing is now I work at home!

In a patch of woods across from my office complex during lunch break. Bent over a log.



More detail please.

I've also walked in on my partner fucking his wife here. I stopped by late to drop somthing off, guess they didn't hear the door unlock.

More detail please.
She bent over and held on to a log.

It's not that hard to visualize, is it?

We went in the shower room, locked the door and fucked like mad. 3 times.

More detail please.
Oh, you need jacking material?? let see...

Nope, I fold... I've got nothing... :(

'Less you want to count things done while back before High School...

RB240........c'mon who hasn't?? I think I screw at almost all the places I worked. Sad thing is now I work at home!
exactly why i created the thread, to get details and share the wealth...

anyways, im with batman and redr1 both. I'd rather not go at work but again i had to as well. ARby didnt agree with me this day. we have 3 unisex bathrooms at my job and i was unloading in one of them. sadly, the other 2 got filled while i was letting loose... what makes it worse, when I walked out a chick was waiting for one of the rooms to free... lets just say im glad she doesnt work their anymore because i would have hated to walk in after i just walked out.

i don't trust any toilet expect the ones in my house.

imagine water splashing back up in the asshole and getting STD of the ass and having to sexplain that to ur SO.

Hey and I use to think that was BS but it's not. The production women's bathroom here was shut down for a few hours due to crabs once. Yes I said crabs on a toilet seat that you could see.

Yok!

when I worked for Mitsubishi this woman came in claiming she got crabs from the seat of her used Eclipse (it was purple at that) she had just purchased... they paid for her doctor bills but i still don't see that happening... slut.

Oh, you need jacking material?? let see...


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you guys who are paranoid about toilets are fucking pansies. You need a dose of real life ASAP.


Work with me one week and you'll be cured of that.

When your 100+ miles away from home, 15 miles away from any form of a gas station, and your only choices are an iffy outhouse that isn't set solid, a bathroom that hasn't been cleaned in 10 years, or squating out by the fence, you learn real quick how to take power shits.

Hell... so long as I have white porcelain beneath my ass I'm happy. its much better then the alternatives.





as for the original post... never had sex at work. Its a family run business and I've never been in the shop or office when the parents have been there. And on the jobsite, there isn't any time at all to try and sneak off with the opposite sex and get the deed done propperly.

http://www.cleansweepsupply.com/pictures/standard/cdym9708.jpg

Kills EVERYTHING. We use it at work. Some people there I just dont trust.