Yeah I know it wont go over 10 posts. But if you have any questions I can answer most of them. Since very few people have met a "real indian". Yeah their is alot of people who claim like 1/64th but their idiots.

Wait, you're a red skin?!

do you live in a te-pee and smoke'm peace pipe?

Yeah, I asked earlier why everyone assumes I'm white. I'll take the advantages you know, like driving an expensive car that I stole. Or I really am just standing on the corner waiting for my cousin.

do you live in a te-pee and smoke'm peace pipe?

By tepee i hope you mean my apartment. and the peace pipe, yes i do smoke a tobacco pipe. nothing else goes in it though.

How do you feel about the English coming over and kicking you off your own turf? Do you still got beef like other races when you see a successful white man walk past you?

Isn't there not many of you guys left?

do you own a casino?

Why do Indians have such a strong distrust of the white man? What did we ever do to you?

They said American Indians are Asians that walked across Alaska along time ago.

Native Americans are really the first asian americans.

Asia has owned and will once again own USA.

Y'know... I think you're the only one that's gonna get off half-decently with this thread...

Naitive Americans are the only kind of people we all KNOW we did wrong... :rofl:

and i am like 1/64th cherokee bitch!..


what tribe do you decent from?

Have you ever killed a buffalo and worn it's pelt for warmth?

How do you feel about the English coming over and kicking you off your own turf? Do you still got beef like other races when you see a successful white man walk past you?

No, they have given me a higher standard of living. An a chance to study, learn, and mate with the white women.

Isn't there not many of you guys left?

Yeah there isnt too many of us left. Hell I'm only a half-breed. And even we are becoming rare.

do you own a casino?
Want to know why we all own casino's? The reservation is considered its own country for some laws. And we all receive pay outs from the tribe for having it on our land.

Why do Indians have such a strong distrust of the white man? What did we ever do to you?
Read the Trail of Tears my friend. That is my tribe.

They said American Indians are Asians that walked across Alaska along time ago.

Probably true. By now we have mixed so much soon we will all have high cheek bones.

Have you ever killed a buffalo and worn it's pelt for warmth?

No but Grandfather sends me its meat to use. Its very good and alot healthier than beef.

Whats the deal with the feather headband?

show me a pic of you..i dont believe it!

would you strap zero to a wagon wheel with wet leather straps and leave him in the desert to die?

Whats the deal with the feather headband?

Actually thats more of a plains indian type thing. Remember my tribe came from the southren applachain mountains. We were more concerned with warmth, and killing of deer and bears.

would you strap zero to a wagon wheel with wet leather straps and leave him in the desert to die?


Actually we have a far worse punishment...

















We let them do land deals with white men.

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I agree with everything above

Did you ever scalp anyone?

Native Americans taking back the land one spin of the slot machine at a time.

Want to know why we all own casino's? The reservation is considered its own country for some laws. And we all receive pay outs from the tribe for having it on our land.



I didn't ask WHY. I asked if you owned a casino. Well, do you own a casino? Again, it's NOT A WHY QUESTION.

When did Indians learn to surf?

how come you indians dont answer my questons and or comments.

how come you indians dont answer my questons and or comments.
hes probably drunk

When did Indians learn to surf?


We learned to surf when the US government moves us againsnt our will to Hawaii when I enlisted.

I didn't ask WHY. I asked if you owned a casino. Well, do you own a casino? Again, it's NOT A WHY QUESTION.

Ok, easier explaination, a term the white men can understand: We own stock in it.

Native Americans are really the first asian americans.

Asia has owned and will once again own USA.

Can't wait 'till that day comes!! The East will rise Again!! :wiggle:

hes probably drunk
The only stereotype, yes i am drunk.

The only stereotype, yes i am drunk.


What tribe are you from?

Did you ever scalp anyone?

I tried once, and I got yelled at. It wouldnt have counted anyways it wasnt on US soil, and the paras didnt think it was that funny. Damn brits.

Can't wait 'till that day comes!! The East will rise Again!! :wiggle:


keep dreamin', the Jews will never let that happen

What tribe are you from?


Oklahoma Cherokee. Not those cowardly bastards who stayed in NC.

keep dreamin', the Jews will never let that happen


Funny you should mention that. I married a Jew.

Ok, easier explaination, a term the white men can understand: We own stock in it.

are you assming that I'm white?

are you assming that I'm white?


Just as much as everyone assumes I am.

so lyke

what are native american women like?

Oklahoma Cherokee. Not those cowardly bastards who stayed in NC.

I know i have a tiny bit of cherokee blood in me..but its probably like 1/64th like you said..well actually its more then that but yeah im just one of the stupid ones.

they don't all look like Pocahantas, do they?

Just as much as everyone assumes I am.


I always wanted to be white....woot!

Did you keep Custers horse?

so lyke

what are native american women like?


Cruel and heartless. I wouldnt fuck one of them with Timmy's dick with Batman pushing in his FD and I'm just supplying the gas.

Did you keep Custers horse?

Yes. Excellent elmers, about the best year we ever had.

Did you ever see a dump and shed a tear?

Did you ever see a dump and shed a tear?


No but I did push a white woman into it.

So, is it true that tobacco was unleashed on the white man to punish him for his crimes?

<note that even if it isn't, you should take credit for it because its an awesome idea>

So, is it true that tobacco was unleashed on the white man to punish him for his crimes?

<note that even if it isn't, you should take credit for it because its an awesome idea>


Kinda like Africa unleashing AIDS on us to punish every else for passing them up in standard of living.

But honestly, there are some things I have never seen. Now these are my personal observations of people that have at least 1/4 of tribal blood:

-No baldness
-No lung cancer
-No liver problems
-Come to think of it, rarely any cancer.

Like I said just my personal observations.

Is bow shooting an instinct or just a skill for "your people"?

Will you trade me your car for this box of bubblegum and a bottle of baby oil?

No but I did push a white woman into it.

you pushed a white woman into taking a dump?

-No liver problems


Please explain the stinking type zeta alcoholics that litter your reservation.

do you call it: corn or maize?

One of my friends is called a dirty indian because shes part aztec. Are amercian indians and mexican indians considered the same? Or is a mexican indian just one more worker for the strawbery fields?

Native Americans are really the first asian americans.

Asia has owned and will once again own USA.

Note: Try not to start with Hawaii this time. Didn't work so great last time.

Do Native americans like tacos?

you are thinking about Mexicans

Man I Am Mexican.....i Do Love Tacos.....on The Stove, On The Plate, In My Hand, And In The Pants!

One of my friends is called a dirty indian because shes part aztec. Are amercian indians and mexican indians considered the same? Or is a mexican indian just one more worker for the strawbery fields?

There are so few of us left, that we no longer have hatred from one another.

they like Buffalo tacos.

Whatever happened to that last mohican?