okay boys whatcha wanna no about us white chicks???

wel i want sum pics of u

and why dont yall just fuckin come out and say that u like us

I've already got one. Ain't figured her out, don't want to and don't care to. :)

why do white girls go for black guys on rare occasions?

is it to rebel against daddy? or the:

http://img102.exs.cx/img102/4620/gbc3zt.jpg

turth is not all black guys are huge

Here's my question: What do I get for $10?

turth is not all black guys are huge


yeah...... some are a small 7"

For an Asian guy, you sure know a lot about black cocks.

see thats the turth lol *truth

I tend to know a little about everything.

cold fusion
do u know about that?

fushion without the heat.

Super Moderator ............ do u know that?

Super Moderator ............ do u know that?




:whip:

Why do all white girls tense up when I stick my tongue in their ass? They never complain, and it feels funny when my tongue gets the squeeze. . . but why do yall do that? Latina women do not tense when I do that.

Please elaborate.

:whipng:

lol

cold fusion
do u know about that?

fusion not requiring an extreme amount of heat or pressure to occur :boink:

Why do all white girls tense up when I stick my tongue in their ass? They never complain, and it feels funny when my tongue gets the squeeze. . . but why do yall do that? Latina women do not tense when I do that.

Please elaborate.

The latinos already had heroin stuck up their butt when they came to the usa.

Why do all white girls tense up when I stick my tongue in their ass? They never complain, and it feels funny when my tongue gets the squeeze. . . but why do yall do that? Latina women do not tense when I do that.

Please elaborate.

What the fuck???

sebey?

fusion not requiring an extreme amount of heat or pressure to occur :boink:


Queen when are you gonna post some naked pictures of youself? I will show you mine if you show me yours. :wiggle:

I tend to know a little about everything.

Yes, and what BATMAN says is LAW! :firedevil

sebey?

Yes, he's gonna be able to roll in a sebey soon.

I've been trying to get him to say "twin turbo", but he just says "vrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrroooooooooooom."

Queen when are you gonna post some naked pictures of youself? I will show you mine if you show me yours. :wiggle:

He wants Zeros' seconds.

What the fuck???

Fer real. Maybe COsbourne got it right. .. . but every salad i've tossed from America gets a lil tense. Salads from other countries are more lax with their boarder laws. . ... .

So why is that? I love to eat some ass. . . . . . not to be confused with dirty ass. . .

Fer real. Maybe COsbourne got it right. .. . but every salad i've tossed from America gets a lil tense. Salads from other countries are more lax with their boarder laws. . ... .

So why is that? I love to eat some ass. . . . . . not to be confused with dirty ass. . .

Hope you have 'em scrub that shit first.

ok hers a white girl question

how can i nicely say "you should take a shower before we do this and dont forget to scrub your ass!"

Hope you have 'em scrub that shit first.

It only happens after a enema and a nice long shower. No exceptions. I don't dig for gold in the muds of Mississippi now :) Gotta make sure the mine is safe before I hoist on down there.

He wants Zeros' seconds.

I don't know I was thinking maybe it was his sister or something. LOL
I find it hard to believe it would be his seconds. But I must say I would take that even if it were Zero's seconds.

I'm sure he hasn't hurt it.

ok hers a white girl question

how can i nicely say "you should take a shower before we do this and dont forget to scrub your ass!"


Actually what you do is, you get in the shower with her, start soaping her up really well, then oops, did you just PIIDB?

hahahah i dunno ni might have just PIIDB

well for the comment abot white gurls n black boys: i act. like black guys jus as much as white boys... but it depends on where ur from, like im from the south so thats not as common here but in the north n shit it is

What about my question sweetie?

and mine

Well I can answer that one for ya bro. Easiest way to tell a girl to wash her ass, is to make it romantic, get in the shower with her. As $100T2 said, scrub her up and down, softly caress her breasts, nibble around her aereola if you wish.

Make it a stimulating and romantic bath. While you reach your hand around her to scrub her ass, slide the loofa back there, then start going down on her (she should have one leg propped up on the soap stand area). While you'r tongue is doin its magic, slip a finger back there. You'll feel the "ripple" (when you do it, you'll know what I mean). After the ripple, it means shes let you in. Turn the water a little more warm, and slide it in. Nothing feels better than PIIDB with shower water running all over you and her, with the body soap as a quasi lubricant.

As for telling her nicely not to do something again, a simple "ouch" or "ow" works. If not, slap the taste out of her mouth :D

Do any white girls like asians?

Do any white girls like asians?
yes, after the house on the lake front is purchased

Do any white girls like asians?

A lot of my prey. . . .err. . . "girlfriends" are white. So to answer, yes they do ;)

not close minded, just open eyed.

:wiggle: :wiggle: :wiggle: :wiggle: :wiggle: :wiggle: :wiggle: :wiggle: :wiggle:

you a damn fool who you think you aree? I'd kick you in the head.

notice: you cant sue me if you're attempting to assault me and i beat the living shit out of you.

with that said ....if you can get your foot this high, you're free to try.

Yes, he's gonna be able to roll in a sebey soon.

I've been trying to get him to say "twin turbo", but he just says "vrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrroooooooooooom."

now all he needs to say is "three O five...."

you must have a banana in your ear fool BECASUE I SAID ID BUST A KICK IN YOUR FACE1! DO YOU UNDERSTAND THAT?

It only happens after a enema and a nice long shower. No exceptions. I don't dig for gold in the muds of Mississippi now :) Gotta make sure the mine is safe before I hoist on down there.lmfao, perhaps some of us (me) are just sick fucks like that.

Are blow jobs a things of the past? Did they go out os style? I want answers!

Why are Southern white girls
A: Slutty
B: Dirty
C: Uneducated

I don't want to paint that wide stroke so I'll admit that not all S.W.G. are like that. Just most.

i like his name.

Why are Southern white girls
A: Slutty
B: Dirty
C: Uneducated

I don't want to paint that wide stroke so I'll admit that not all S.W.G. are like that. Just most.


Ummm...you forgot "Chunky" as well...all of that fried food stuffed in that fat mouth.
Unless they are a crack whore, then they can hide behind a sign post.

Answer to the "S.W.G.'s" (atleast answers that apply to Louisiana):

A) Look at all of the free alcohol at a young girl's disposal down here. They see their horrible parents drinking and sleeping around, and they take after them. They are whores for free shit.

B) I don't know about this one... Most girls I know are pretty clean.

C) Uneducated? Do you really have to ask? Just look at academic acheivement throughout the nation, where do southern states fall? AT THE BOTTOM. I think Louisiana has the second to worst education systems in the US; behind Mississippi, IIRC. I'm in honors classes, and I am learning the same shit that people two and three grades behind me are learning in better states. It really blows.

P.S. To 95WhitePep: You do realize that THE ENTIRE FUCKING NATION is a bunch of fat-asses, right? It's not just the south. I'll admit, that the south does have the fatter cities in the country, but those lard-asses are in Texas. Where, 3 of the 5 fattest cities are in Tex-Ass.

Answer to the "S.W.G.'s" (atleast answers that apply to Louisiana):


P.S. To 95WhitePep: You do realize that THE ENTIRE FUCKING NATION is a bunch of fat-asses, right? It's not just the south. I'll admit, that the south does have the fatter cities in the country, but those lard-asses are in Texas. Where, 3 of the 5 fattest cities are in Tex-Ass.

Oh no...should we debate if Texas is part of the South?

Uhmm.... I said that Texas was in the South, you dipshit.

What the fuck are you talking about?

Did you go to school in Mississippi? Heh.

Thread got a little off-topic, but shit, what thread here doesnt?


Mark
95SE

Anyone ready to close this one too? We are getting no where..

AND IM FUCKING TIRED OF THE "ASK A ???" THREADS ANY-FUCKIN-WAY..

wow.


what cralled up your ass and died anyway?

wow.


what cralled up your ass and died anyway?

your posts...


Mark
95SE

your posts...
glad I could elicit such a vehement reaction :wiggle:

Uhmm.... I said that Texas was in the South, you dipshit.

What the fuck are you talking about?

Did you go to school in Mississippi? Heh.


Must of missed that part (WTF??!?!?)
Glad your in 'Honor' classes....try not to get beat up...

BTW if you want to know my college degrees, it was Math and Comp Sci, and I'm working on my masters in CS right now.....doubt that makes me a dipshit for also pulling in over 100k a year.

But if you talk to most Texans...they would say they not part of the south and some would even say they should be a seperate nation...at least the crazy Texans I work with...

Ah shit...I'm arguing on the internet.....

glad I could elicit such a vehement reaction :wiggle:


just bullshittin...nothing "cralled" up my ass...something may have "crawled" up there, but def. nothing "cralled" up my ass... :wiggle:


Mark
95SE

well seeing as they're about as far south as you can go without being knee-deep in mexicans, i'm thinkin they're in the south and should stfu

just bullshittin...nothing "cralled" up my ass...something may have "crawled" up there, but def. nothing "cralled" up my ass... :wiggle:

nice to know you're also now the forums grammar and spelling nazi :wavey:

well seeing as they're about as far south as you can go without being knee-deep in mexicans, i'm thinkin they're in the south and should stfu

Trust me here in CO you are about knee deep in mexicans....pretty soon its spanglish for everyone!

:whipng:


Oh.. and I was referring to the few mexicans who actually still live in mexico :/

:whipng:


Oh.. and I was referring to the few mexicans who actually still live in mexico :/

there's mexicans in mexico? :rolleyes:

Mark
95SE

pfffft not while they can still slingshot themselves over the border.. that Mythbusters was awesome BTW

wow.


what cralled up your ass and died anyway?
LMAO!

I hope this thread didn't get killed so I'll start it back on track.....

So whats with all of the GD hair products?!?!?!? Jeez my last girlfreind had a whole bathroom dedicated to the stuff.

I hope this thread didn't get killed so I'll start it back on track.....

So whats with all of the GD hair products?!?!?!? Jeez my last girlfreind had a whole bathroom dedicated to the stuff.
make that a closet here :rolleyes:

Damn, just mentioning a black guy makes a thread go all to hell around here these days....

You guys need to stop drinking that double standard Hateraide...

Damn, just mentioning a black guy makes a thread go all to hell around here these days....

You guys need to stop drinking that double standard Hateraide...
:rofl:

I hope this thread didn't get killed so I'll start it back on track.....

So whats with all of the GD hair products?!?!?!? Jeez my last girlfreind had a whole bathroom dedicated to the stuff.



bc dif products do dif. things like with your car dif fluids do dif things like your not gonna use a curling gel if u want straight hair lol

DO you ever find yourself hitch hiking to get yourself a little trucker action.

Why do white chicks not like black chicks and vice versa??

Damn, just mentioning a black guy makes a thread go all to hell around here these days....

You guys need to stop drinking that double standard Hateraide...

Sucks to be a hated, well hung race..............

^^^Bwahahahaha! well"HUNG" :rofl:
i'm not racist but teh double meaning is hilarious

Sucks to be a hated, well hung race..............
I heard its not true. I heard it was all "hype" :dunno:

Why is it that white girls get mad when I tell them that I rather just fuck her instead of getting a blowjob. Its not like they don't give awesome blowjobs,its just that sometimes you want to skip the appetizer.

next time just let her give u a bj except this time shove it down her throat

Why is it that white girls get mad when I tell them that I rather just fuck her instead of getting a blowjob. Its not like they don't give awesome blowjobs,its just that sometimes you want to skip the appetizer.
Why is it that white girls get mad when I tell them I dont want to fuck, I just want a blowjob. :rofl:

sharo227 has only answered 2 questions... another white girl wanna step up and offer answers?

yeah, where's Etnies_Chic? :yumyum:

Ok, here's my questions... when a white girl gives a guy a blowjob, what is her REAL reason(s) for doing it? Does she do it:

1. to make him cum?
2. because she likes to do it?
3. to give him pleasure only (without cumming)?
4. only because he likes her to do it?

Queen when are you gonna post some naked pictures of youself? I will show you mine if you show me yours. :wiggle:



for real...



Why do girls like to start threads asking for questions,but never answer them?

Ok, here's my questions... when a white girl gives a guy a blowjob, what is her REAL reason(s) for doing it? Does she do it:

1. to make him cum?
2. because she likes to do it?
3. to give him pleasure only (without cumming)?
4. only because he likes her to do it?

To absorb his powers so that she can control him and talk back at him and make him her bitch.

To absorb his powers so that she can control him and talk back at him and make him her bitch.

Fair trade i think...and where the fuck is this "white girl" I've seen no questions being answered.

Fair trade i think...and where the fuck is this "white girl" I've seen no questions being answered.

Maybe this is what the end result amounts to from asking a white girl... nothing.

To absorb his powers so that she can control him and talk back at him and make him her bitch.

hence the term "succubus"

Maybe this is what the end result amounts to from asking a white girl... nothing.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v217/DarkAngelKamui/OWN3D/owned1.jpg

can you post picks of you doing a cash transaction using only your meat wallet?

^^^That's awfulll LMAO

Why are Southern white girls
A: Slutty
B: Dirty
C: Uneducated

I don't want to paint that wide stroke so I'll admit that not all S.W.G. are like that. Just most.

I go to school at Clemson, SC and I have to say that southern girls are none of that. Sure you get the uneducated redneck idiots but the northern girls in general are the sluts. The southern girls are too busy at christian meetings and church.

I go to school at Clemson, SC and I have to say that southern girls are none of that. Sure you get the uneducated redneck idiots but the northern girls in general are the sluts. The southern girls are too busy at christian meetings and church.

I'd rather have a northern slut than a southern evangelical.

sharo227 has only answered 2 questions... another white girl wanna step up and offer answers?

ill take over... i like answering questions... its like being interviewed

Ok, first question....Can see some pics?

Ok, first question....Can see some pics?

they were already posted in the pics thread. NEXT!

Do girls REALLY enjoy bjs or are they just doing it for attention?

i say no, we dont enjoy giving them. it might me differnt for some girls- but i cant tell ya i dont like doing it. call me stingy but its not like i get anything out of it. id much rather suck on like, a blow pop so that i at least get gum at the end.

no one ever recipricates?

well ok yeah... but still... i dont like to do it

Why do women go after rich men and then swear that money has nothing to do with it?

oh money has everything to do with it... girls are gold diggers. when the girl knows the guy before she knows the amount in his checking account is the only time she isnt after the money. but if she decides she likes him because of his car or something material like that- she's lying if she says it isnt about the money. i know a girl who wont date a short guy, but her new bf is short- her reason was when he stands on his wallet he's tall enough.

Why do girls wait for the guy to make the first move? Is it that they are scared or because they were brought up to wait for the guy?

for most girls it is just a rule of thumb. momma drilled that into our heads. sometimes when we are feeling brave we'll make the first move but mostly we leave it to the guys. we like the feeling when a guy goes to make a move. it makes us feel sexy and/or special.

Like more feminine and the way nature intended for the males to initiate the hump?

So what's more important to the girl?

Size of the wang?

Size of the wallet?

Size of the head (IQ)?

Size of the heart?

So what's more important to the girl?

Size of the wang?

Size of the wallet?

Size of the head (IQ)?

Size of the heart?

not just one of those but more of a combination. well- except the first two. most girls care about personality, sence of humor, intelligence, looks (for the shallow girls). for me personally... its the personality part. but if you want me to pick one of your options either the head or the heart.

Like more feminine and the way nature intended for the males to initiate the hump?

haha i guess you could put it that way... i like the way i sadi it better though

I heard that girls that say size don't matter are:

either lying

never had a large one that performed

im not gonna say that i disagree with the bigger=better thing- you asked me what was most important. if a girl bases which guy she likes on size then she is a stupid whore.

u should tell that to the girls on www.penissizedebate.com They think otherwise.

^ I bet you're a mod on that forum too huh?

im not gonna say that i disagree with the bigger=better thing- you asked me what was most important. if a girl bases which guy she likes on size then she is a stupid whore.

So if you liked a guy but he had a little peter you would do what?

So if you liked a guy but he had a little peter you would do what?



Call Tyrone on the side?

Call Tyrone on the side?

That's what I was thinking. LOL

But hey she hasn't seen mine yet. Maybe I could slide in there.

Size don't matter............... if it's 9"+

Size don't matter............... if it's 9"+

Yeah that's what they're thinking when they say that.

I think women lie more than guys......

I think women lie more than guys......

Yeah they won’t even go outside without their disguise on.

really? women lie, no way. this whole time I thought the girl I was seeing on the side was telling the truth when she said I had the biggest cock in the world. Darn.

wait! i never lied. i said that i did agree with the bigger is better. i just said that it isnt the most important thing. its not what i base a guy on. i'm not gonna need to know how big it is before we begin hanging out or anything. in fact- honestly- its one of the last things im worried about because relationships arnt all about sex. *gasp* i know! but its true!

wait! i never lied. i said that i did agree with the bigger is better. i just said that it isnt the most important thing. its not what i base a guy on. i'm not gonna need to know how big it is before we begin hanging out or anything. in fact- honestly- its one of the last things im worried about because relationships arnt all about sex. *gasp* i know! but its true!

You don't have to date someone to have sex do you? You could date the nice guy and use my tool. LOL

I went to go fuck this chick for the first time, I dropped my pants, she looked and said, "who are you going to please with that?"

I said, "Me."

So Jessica, just what is the right size wang?

in details........... inches

im afraid i'm going to need to plead the 5th on this one, due to the fact that i have not experienced every size and therefore can not reach an accurate answer.

well what's the best size you've experienced then?

Batman, how the hell do you come around sites like that...

well what's the best size you've experienced then?

I think we should hook her up with different sizes and then compile the data, and then publish it! Who wants to start?

im afraid i'm going to need to plead the 5th on this one, due to the fact that i have not experienced every size and therefore can not reach an accurate answer.


What size would you say "hell no" to? 7 1/2"? 8"? 9"? Also, what's your flavor preference, vanilla, caramel, or dark chocolate?

how come girls like you only exist on the internet. i dont remember talking to a girl that was interested in head and heart. to be honest, the girls that have liked me (that i never dated) only liked me for my looks. unbelievable these days.

to be honest, the girls that have liked me (that i never dated) only liked me for my looks. unbelievable these days.


How much did they charge? ;) J/K

bwahahahaha

how come girls like you only exist on the internet. i dont remember talking to a girl that was interested in head and heart. to be honest, the girls that have liked me (that i never dated) only liked me for my looks. unbelievable these days.

maybe she is not a girl.

:wiggle:

Batman, how the hell do you come around sites like that...

Cuz, I'm the internet MASTER......bater.

http://www.flickr.com/images/spaceball.gif

im afraid i'm going to need to plead the 5th on this one, due to the fact that i have not experienced every size and therefore can not reach an accurate answer.


In that case u haven't had toe curling cocks.

So what ranges have u had?

from the looks of it, shes probably had viena sausages.

if she has truely experienced the beast, she would say otherwise about her "neutrality" concerning the subject.

the subject...;)

and i hate you guys who posted after my recent post =p

Years ago, I had a buddy at a university tell me that he made his GF cry a few times with regards to the "size" comments.

He is 50% hispanic and 50% white.

Domesticated like me.

I met his GF a few times. Super nice girl, Pretty hot. She's from the equator belt, but I don't know if she is middle-eastern or latina (got one of those faces that could go either way).

Anyways to make a long story short he told me that he made her cry when he accused her of having sex with black cock.

She asked why. He replied that his mediocre dick felt like waving a wand in the cave whenever they had sex. He had to pump away for 30 mins in rapid thrusts to get any sorta stimulation.

She started to tear up and cried when he didn't believe here when she said she didn't have black cocks.

He was like whatever, ur not telling me something.

She did have a wide mouth with thin lips......... a VERY common theme that I noticed in gals with ginormous sword sheaths.........

and i hate you guys who posted after my recent post =p

bwahahahaha

girls like me dont only exist on the internet. maybe youre just looking in the wrong places.
as for my range of sizes i'd be lying if i said exactness becasue unfortunatly the last experience i had was a little over a year ago- (*gasp*, i know i'm deprived...)- and it was sorta a one night stand and i dont remember much of it since i was pretty drunk. and before that i honestly dont really remember. like i said i'm not one to be all interested in the size of a guy's um.. nicely put... "parts" but rather the size of his personality.

So u haven't had a large one that gives u that sense of fullness to help lift u to the moon and the clouds?

trust me honey, once u had that u'll be a size queen......... just a matter of time.

That's when u put up with assholes that are hung like horses and u'll quickly understand why so many girls fall for their types instead of Mr. Nice and average.

Of course, if ur into bungcave snex that could be another story my dear......

lol batman, you make me tickle.

but maybe this girl is different. hey, in this crazy world, its a possibility.

yet, i do agree, experience can only tell.

LOL, after reading batmans posts it seems to me like he has a penis obsession

as for me, im just this side(+) of average... dont let the huge cocks get you down! :D

I laugh girls legs apart.

force is strong in me.

So u haven't had a large one that gives u that sense of fullness to help lift u to the moon and the clouds?

trust me honey, once u had that u'll be a size queen......... just a matter of time.

.

Hate to ask, but how do you know that Batman? :eek:

girls like me dont only exist on the internet. maybe youre just looking in the wrong places.
as for my range of sizes i'd be lying if i said exactness becasue unfortunatly the last experience i had was a little over a year ago- (*gasp*, i know i'm deprived...)- and it was sorta a one night stand and i dont remember much of it since i was pretty drunk. and before that i honestly dont really remember. like i said i'm not one to be all interested in the size of a guy's um.. nicely put... "parts" but rather the size of his personality.

you haven't had sex in a YEAR?

i know things.......... son.

www.penissizedebate.com

girls like me dont only exist on the internet. maybe youre just looking in the wrong places.
as for my range of sizes i'd be lying if i said exactness becasue unfortunatly the last experience i had was a little over a year ago- (*gasp*, i know i'm deprived...)- and it was sorta a one night stand and i dont remember much of it since i was pretty drunk. and before that i honestly dont really remember. like i said i'm not one to be all interested in the size of a guy's um.. nicely put... "parts" but rather the size of his personality.

A YEAR

Damn I need to help you out!

yeah yeah... its been a bad year

we can help you improve that :D

Yea you dojn't meet girls like Jessica on the internet. Here is the girl you cybering with the other night.
http://www.illstreet.com/forums/attach-1051

yeah yeah... its been a bad year

Your place or mine? :wiggle:

Yea you dojn't meet girls like Jessica on the internet. Here is the girl you cybering with the other night.
http://www.illstreet.com/forums/attach-1051


hot.

hot.

Yeah maybe you should take another picture with a USA Today or something. We need a * Proof of Hotness * .

There are probably a lot of chicks like jessica that put up a big front as not to seem vulnerable. I bet you guys see and talk to many girls everyday that probably want "good" sex so bad but pretend like they are in control... For some reason chicks think I'm a player because they say I have "that look". Those days played out in the early 90's, but I'm really a good guy (not to mention the size thing).

Yeah maybe you should take another picture with a USA Today or something. We need a * Proof of Hotness * .

those two pics i posted are me. you can ask chris. we've hung out many a time.

those two pics i posted are me. you can ask chris. we've hung out many a time.

I thought so I just wanted more pictures. LOL

haha well i just got a roll of pic developed... maybe ill scan a few of em.

:yesnod: haha well i just got a roll of pic developed... maybe ill scan a few of em.

Maybe next time we can get some of those tattoos of yours!

How old are you by the way jess?

im 20

im 20

Oh so young!

I think I know why you're having a dry spell. You're on the internet at 11pm on friday. Go to a bar and sit down by yourself. It won't take long.

haha- nah i was at a party but it was stupid... im waiting for a friend of mine to come over to watch a movie.

haha- nah i was at a party but it was stupid... im waiting for a friend of mine to come over to watch a movie.

And you didn't invite me. DAMN

oh sorry... i guess i should have since you are also on the internet on a friday night...

oh sorry... i guess i should have since you are also on the internet on a friday night...

Yes you should have.

i say fawk it, show us a tit.

^ ha

Jessica, link us to ur pics.

girls like me dont only exist on the internet. maybe youre just looking in the wrong places.

where the hell is the right place. ive been to clubs here in los angeles, colleges (frat parties at different schools), friends friends, the beach, the mall, and everywhere in between

the good ones seem to e non existant.

fuckers.

wtf

where the hell is the right place. ive been to clubs here in los angeles, colleges (frat parties at different schools), friends friends, the beach, the mall, and everywhere in between

the good ones seem to e non existant.

fuckers.

ok when you go to the clubs- are you only interested in the girls who are wearing the shortest skirt possible, the stripper shoes, and the "i wish i was britney spears" top? if so then youre asking for a psycho girl. go for the ones not there to pick up a guy but there to have fun. look for the girl who is wearing jeans and talk to her. she might just be completely awesome. and you'll know if she is or not because if she is she has the ability to have a real conversation with you. same with parties. she'll be the girl who is drunk and doing little funny things but isnt making an ass out of herself. you'll find her sitting with a group of people laughing. friend's friends? that just has disaster written all over it.

Jessica, link us to ur pics.

yeah right... i dont know how to "link" you. im impressed i can quote stuff on here. good thing theres a button for that. but i did some homework and i can tell ya that i am on page 9 of the pics down at the bottom.

Yeah, ur pretty hot.

I have a nice hand fetish.

Got pics of ur hand that I can see?

http://www.illstreet.com/forums/attach-922 http://i17.photobucket.com/albums/b90/wonner/jesmarilyn2.jpg


HOT ^^^

no pics of my hand... sorry.

I request more pictars, white girl

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v217/DarkAngelKamui/One%20Liners%20Part%20Deux/sign_theempire.jpg

I request more pictars, white girl

im working on that...

where the hell is the right place. ive been to clubs here in los angeles, colleges (frat parties at different schools), friends friends, the beach, the mall, and everywhere in between

the good ones seem to e non existant.

fuckers.

the good ones are at church and they won't like you :)

im working on that...


Any provocative pics can be PMed to me for approval

ok when you go to the clubs- are you only interested in the girls who are wearing the shortest skirt possible, the stripper shoes, and the "i wish i was britney spears" top? if so then youre asking for a psycho girl. go for the ones not there to pick up a guy but there to have fun. look for the girl who is wearing jeans and talk to her. she might just be completely awesome. and you'll know if she is or not because if she is she has the ability to have a real conversation with you. same with parties. she'll be the girl who is drunk and doing little funny things but isnt making an ass out of herself. you'll find her sitting with a group of people laughing. friend's friends? that just has disaster written all over it.

of course i dont go for the girls that wear those crazy skirts, and i never go for a girl at a party that will make an ass out of herself.

i didnt realize when i first brung up the subject that im also a picky guy. i found my problem hehe.

but aside from that, there really is less then a good 5% of girls in this country that are decent and well minded. you seem to be one of those jessica, but hey, its the enternet, you could be a guy for all we know.

thats why we neeed pictures, :wiggle:

the good ones are at church and they won't like you :)

the only girl that i was every interested in at my church was the girl who sang in between the first and second readings, and all the other processes of the mass.

i only saw her once and she dissapeared.

most church girls at mine are either fat or alot older. :rasta:

she's not a guy :)

she's not a guy :)

shhh, its to provoke her to flaunt more pictures :yumyum:

you're so sly!

Wow, seems like jessica is a steak and you guys are hungry lions. I think I will go check out the forums on WE.

so i am in my dads office and low and behold he has a web cam for video conferencing. (i didnt know cause im never in here) so i took a couple of pictures and here they are... now i dont know how good they are cause i am really bad with the computer, but i dont care so oh well.

oh hey yay it worked... oooh i look mad in the second one- i should have tried to preview them first...

Damn your a little qt!

I like the 3rd one-damn cute

oh hey yay it worked... oooh i look mad in the second one- i should have tried to preview them first...

yeah, now you have to try again.

oh hey yay it worked... oooh i look mad in the second one- i should have tried to preview them first...

I thought you were going for the seductive look when i first saw it...

*how do i "convince" her to gimme nekkid pics to add to me collection*

*how do i "convince" her to gimme nekkid pics to add to me collection*

that wont be happening...

y not?

yeah, loosen up a lil bit, baby

because im not trashy- i save being naked for showers and bedroom activities

ill settle to what state your from

how bout a shower pic;)

ill settle to what state your from
i live in greenville, sc

how bout a shower pic;)
haha, no- but good try

bah, damn it, too far over.

because im not trashy- i save being naked for showers and bedroom activities

good for you. How about wearing some lingerie then. That's not naked! :wiggle:

i still wouldnt post pictures like that.

ill take more photos of just her. pm me if ya wanna. im bored.

damn, no wonder you haven't had sex in a year, need to loosed up! ;)

i hate women with respect for themselves

im not gonna put pictures of me barely dressed on the internet- that is just stupid. and the whole no sex in a year thing... i havent died yet so im still good...

whoa, i missed something...

i never said i wanted naked photos of you. because i really dont. and how old are you?

im not gonna put pictures of me barely dressed on the internet- that is just stupid. and the whole no sex in a year thing... i havent died yet so im still good...i mean im just too stupid to realize that guys are offering me cock all the time....i just dont catch on....but i jumped on this thread because well....im an attention whore...heehee


Fixed.

i never said i wanted naked photos of you. because i really dont. and how old are you?
oh i know i wasnt talkin to you... im 20

your bad TJ


check your rep. Jess

ok, and ok.

your bad TJ


no its just annoying to have to wade thru 6 pages of bullshit.

she has 42 posts, 40 of them in this thread.

Fixed.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v250/cdrad51/forum/OWNED.jpg

This thread is so fucked up I'm gonna go start one about how i got bored and shaved off all my body hair.

Fixed.
jerk. im not an attention whore. i got on here and answered peoples questions that the other girls wouldnt answer because i was bored at work. and by the way- guys dont offer me shit. i always seem to be all the guy's "buddy" if you really wanna know the truth.

well, I'll give you cock and we don't have to be buddies

they do it, you just dont know it. trust me..

jerk. im not an attention whore. i got on here and answered peoples questions that the other girls wouldnt answer because i was bored at work. and by the way- guys dont offer me shit. i always seem to be all the guy's "buddy" if you really wanna know the truth.


you answered no questions, you just fought off batmans attempts to fuck you or at least see you naked.

btw i dont need anymore female friends, i have enough already. :)

you answered no questions, you just fought off batmans attempts to fuck you or at least see you naked.
what exactly did i do to you to make you be so mean to me?

what exactly did i do to you to make you be so mean to me?
Why dont you go back to the begining and wade thru all your shit you posted and see if you feel like being nice.

what exactly did i do to you to make you be so mean to me?


he has an ugly stripper living with him and his wife, id be pissed too.

he has an ugly stripper living with him and his wife, id be pissed too.


Shes not ugly; shes visually impaired

oh well i'm not gonna argue over the internet with someone who is bored enough to go back through and read 15 pages of bullshit and then be an asshole to me. if you were hating what you were reading why keep going?

still no pm..i feel unneeded. and still bored.

he has an ugly stripper living with him and his wife, id be pissed too.
Far better than fucking my sister.

http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y132/tjgosurf/denial.jpg

I have never seen any pics of you, or anyone you're fucking. So either you're ugly, plus your sister/girlfriend, or you're gay. I dont know what the fuck your problem is numb nuts maybe you have a case of the internet blue balls but you need to get the fuck over it.

gimme a nice hand pic............ i can see ur nicely manicured nails.

Guys, don't pick on her for not showing pics.

There's a sparse amount of girls as it is.

im not gonna put pictures of me barely dressed on the internet- that is just stupid. and the whole no sex in a year thing... i havent died yet so im still good...


Thats just horrible....the whole no sex in a year thing....Whats that all about!?!

Wtf is with the hostility?

^ im with COHOE.

thread is getting pissy, but always enjoyable of course.

Jessica, you are pretty ^_^

Wtf is with the hostility?
dunno... people turned mean...

I think TJ's just having issues at home and he was venting his anger. We love ya Jess....just a little "hazing" *leghumping*

pretty rough on girls in messageboards. leghumpers galore. but then again, i imagine some chicks like the attention. :)

i got on here and answered peoples questions that the other girls wouldnt answer because i was bored at work.

You didn't answer my questions...

and by the way- guys dont offer me shit. i always seem to be all the guy's "buddy" if you really wanna know the truth.


There has to be a reason for that...

You didn't answer my questions...
what was it?

Far better than fucking my sister.

http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y132/tjgosurf/denial.jpg

I have never seen any pics of you, or anyone you're fucking. So either you're ugly, plus your sister/girlfriend, or you're gay. I dont know what the fuck your problem is numb nuts maybe you have a case of the internet blue balls but you need to get the fuck over it.


the sister is west virginia, get your state stereotypes right.

if you havnet seen photos of me you havent been looking hard enough, ive posted several on the forum. plus that stripper friend IS ugly, AND skanky, congrats, youve probably got herpes or some other std from the skank. and the girls i fuck/date are MUCH more attractive than skank there.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v217/DarkAngelKamui/One%20Liners%20Part%20Deux/sign_hayguyz01.jpg

LoL, WTF happened in here?? Sure got ugly quick....

dunno... people turned mean...

Damn I'm gone for the weekend and everyone is messing with my honey. Ok who wants to fight. PUT EM UP :wiggle:

the puppy does.

bark bark bark

:swords: :fight: :smilshot: :bash: :boxing: :ak47: :rl: :uzi: :ar:

I have a question; What is it about the vagina that makes grown men act like Corky Thatcher?

I have a question; What is it about the vagina that makes grown men act like Corky Thatcher?
that i dont know...

I have a question; What is it about the vagina that makes grown men act like Corky Thatcher?

Who is Corky Thatcher?

^^^ What kind of person knows who Corky Thatcher is? Oh wait, I remember who Corky Thatcher is... but it's probably only because I thought Kellie Martin was kinda cute...

Who is Corky Thatcher?

character form the TV show "Live Goes On"... the character was played by a person with Downs Syndrome ...