Its only fair if a white guy can answer questions too.

Is it true that white guys have small ding dongs?

wtf is up with your avatar? the mods just keep messing with it :rofl:

No, white guys have fairly avrage ding dongs!. They vary from size to size.


And yes mods keep fucking with it.

I for one have a huge DING DONG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
And you can't get any more white than me. My DING DONG glows in the dark.

pointless thread.....<---thats how I reply to this garbage


Mark
95SE

If a white dude has a dog that likes to put on a robe and wizard hat, does that mean he's gay?

If a white dude has a dog that likes to put on a robe and wizard hat, does that mean he's gay?


Yes. :blue:

Why do white people wear dress shoes without socks? I thought that died out after Miama Vice was cancelled....

Why do some of you think it's cute to "kiss" your dog? IE let it slobber and lick all over your mouth? :(

Why do your women suck at the driving more then others? Well, cept for the asians...

Why do your old people go out jogging with absolutely nothing on? I mean, it's one thing to keep cool, but DAMN.... Sometimes I see more cracks and crevices then a trip to the Luray Caverns... A follow up would be: "Why do you do this in the COLDEST weather too?"

Why do white people always want to fish and golf?

Why do white people always wear suits that have short leg lengths? Is having a pair of "highwater" pants fashionable?

I got more... :D

Fred's ridin Fred, Fred's ridin Fred, Fred's ridin Fred, Fred's ridin Fred!!

someone photochop ftcs dog in a microwave.


and i WILL kick that dog someday. ill punt its ass like jack black did in anchorman.

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Mark
95SE
why even waste your time with a reply then?

you could just do like the rest of them that deem this worthless and not reply, since all you succeed in doing by replying is bumping it back to the top for more of us "retards" to see it and reply, thereby keeping this at the top and burying your precious "good quality" threads.

Why do white people consider me white when im not?

Why do white people consider me white when im not?
because you're full of the anger of the White Man.

Why do white males hate asking for directions?

Why do white people drive so damn slow on the highways?

Why do white people play dice and board roleplaying games and get so worked up about them? I really don't give a fuck how long you've been painting that Warhammer 5000 figure, it's still boring... lol

Why do white people like Bush so much? The president, that is... :D

Why do white males hate asking for directions?
I have never needed directions before.

It just takes a bit longer to get where I'm going sometimes.


Why do white people drive so damn slow on the highways?? only white people I see driving slow are old people.


Why do white people like Bush so much? The president, that is... :D
no comment.

Why do white people drive so damn slow on the highways?

Why do white people play dice and board roleplaying games and get so worked up about them? I really don't give a fuck how long you've been painting that Warhammer 5000 figure, it's still boring... lol

Why do white people like Bush so much? The president, that is... :D


I guess I'm not white after all

[QUOTE=DarkAngelKamui]Why do white people wear dress shoes without socks? I thought that died out after Miama Vice was cancelled....

:batman:I think it started off with owning a boat or a yacht.......... something a brotha won't mis with

Why do some of you think it's cute to "kiss" your dog? IE let it slobber and lick all over your mouth? :(

:batman:Are these the same people that kiss and have sex with blacks? Cuz I think they both have questionable sense of smell.

Why do your women suck at the driving more then others? Well, cept for the asians...

:batman:Don't forget Indian people too.

Why do your old people go out jogging with absolutely nothing on? I mean, it's one thing to keep cool, but DAMN.... Sometimes I see more cracks and crevices then a trip to the Luray Caverns... A follow up would be: "Why do you do this in the COLDEST weather too?"

:batman:They are better built for the cold.......... unlike certain race(s) that need the sun to keep them warm like lower life forms (cold-blooded creatures) who have problems figuring out how to create a warm shelter.

Why do white people always want to fish and golf?

:batman:is that better than shooting hoops?

Why do white people always wear suits that have short leg lengths? Is having a pair of "highwater" pants fashionable?

:batman:I haven't witnessed this in recent years.

I got more...

:batman:[b]So do I.b]

[QUOTE=DarkAngelKamui]Why do white males hate asking for directions?

:batman:they can afford and use GPS.

Why do white people drive so damn slow on the highways?

:batman:since Sistas are in front of them........ slowest land mammals

Why do white people play dice and board roleplaying games and get so worked up about them? I really don't give a fuck how long you've been painting that Warhammer 5000 figure, it's still boring... lol

:batman:Must be a North East thing.

Why do white people like Bush so much? The president, that is...

:batman:Cuz Bush is not a racist like many hypocritical dummycrats......... afterall, he has more black people in higher position office than those hypocrits in the dummycrat office...... it shows that blacks are easily fooled......... genital size is inverse of brain size.

this is "Ask A White Guy", BATMAN; not ask a asian


:batman:Cuz Bush is not a racist [/QUOTE]
not that you know of

lol, I find it funny that the best comebacks aren't even from a white guy in this thread.... :teeth:

Good ones, though... :D

Why do white people like Bush so much? The president, that is... :D


Republicans take better care of the military than democrats. Its all political.

let's see DAK's response to that.........

Response to what, your post?

Didn't know I was the one that had to do the answering in this thread... :D

I don't think my credentials qualify for that... :rofl:

Then again, I didn't think yours would either....

Matter of fact, why don't YOU start a Q & A thread batty?

I think it would be MOST interesting to see your responses for your own "crew"... :D

I'll wait for the mid-east, latino, and eskimo crew to start first.

I don't think we have any of those on hand, save for Onlyonthurs!...

Besides, we all know you're everyone's favorite domesticated Asian... I think it'd be fun to drop some Q & A past you... We know you have the wit for it.. :D

That's assuming you can take a good ribbing, that is... :teeth:

I guess im no longer the host..damn asians.

I guess im no longer the host..damn asians.

Ahahahahah :rofl:

Oh God, you don't know how hard im laughing in my office right now. EVERYONE says that here at work when I do something. . . .either right or wrong. Hahahahaha

Why are whites consistintly more prosperous than blacks?

because of the "MAN"

Why does the "Ask a white guy..." thread suck?

Because the host is too busy getting drunk :yumyum: