A mosquito was bangin' an elephant one day.

As you might imagine, the elephant was totally unaware of the mosquito's presence or the fact that any sex was being had back there. And, so she went about her business. That is, until a coconut fell from a tree and hit the beast on the head. The blow from above caused the elephant to emit a loud, trumpet sound.

To which, the mosquito replied: "That's right! TAKE IT BITCH!!!"

:roll:

did you make that up yourself? sounds like a joke made up quickly..cmon, you can do better than that..

in all honesty, it wasnt funny to me at all..

umm..the mosquito thiught he was actually doing something to the elephant? not funny..

HERE IS THE BEST JOKE:

a priest needs to go to the restroom so he asks a janitor to sit in the confessional for him. He also tells him to give everyone 10 hail-marys(sp?) for their sins. 2 minutes later a lady comes in a says "forgive me father for i had oral sex with a man". the janitor, thinking 10 hail-marys isn't enough, quickly runs and finds a altor boy asking "what does the priest usually give for oral sex." The alter boy quickly responds "well, he usually just gives me a coke and a candy bar."

if you didnt at least smile, you aren't human..;)

Mark
95SE

mark has sand in his vagina

naw i didn't make it up myself... found it on the internet...

i think its impossible for me to laugh at written jokes unless they are REALLY funny.

Originally posted by JPAccord
i think its impossible for me to laugh at written jokes unless they are REALLY funny.

same here

we must be cold blooded stone face gangsta in that case.

Originally posted by COsborne
mark has sand in his vagina


actually, its blood and tissue and stuff..ya know, that time of the month...actually, it always the time of the month to me..i love bitching and asking questions..

Mark
95SE

Originally posted by JPAccord
we must be cold blooded stone face gangsta in that case.



cool!!!...bout time i found someone who can keep up with my thug lyrics...cause i be dat thugadelic crack monkey who be lovin long azz, crazy azz adjectives..

Mark
95SE

true dat

I thought both jokes were funny :)

weeeeerd