Only one bathroom stall at a BUSY Fry's grocery. Definitly not the place where youd find Queen to take a shit in. However with the Greek we had for lunch, I was held hostage with the immense pressure within my very soul. As I began, I discovered that the door can not be latched.

I had that happen once, at a Wal Mart. No fun. But I still shat, and it was good.

why does this remind me of a Batman thread?

Dude, you make the strangest threads ever. It's like you have a thought and start typing it, and then forget the rest and walk away.

My door was breached by an older gentleman. I couldn't look into his eyes as I washed my hands and followed him out the door.

Dude, you make the strangest threads ever. It's like you have a thought and start typing it, and then forget the rest and walk away.

I definitely felt like I was left hanging. I agree 100%

lol

My door was breached by an older gentleman. I couldn't look into his eyes as I washed my hands and followed him out the door.

you mean you didn't find him passed out in a pool of his own vomit just outside the bathroom door?

Nope, just a "I'm sorry about that buddy' is all that was said.

My door was breached by an older gentleman. I couldn't look into his eyes as I washed my hands and followed him out the door.

Was he smoking a cig with a satisfied look on his face....
We know you chose the stall w/ the glory hole...

http://js082.k12.sd.us/images/linkedto_mine_etc/eye_hole_paper.gif

Wow, you posted in a thread about poo and didn't immediately go to YZF.... wow.

Wow, you posted in a thread about poo and didn't immediately go to YZF.... wow.

Well then, if you must, its Marks eye that is peeping in.
(No offense Mark....)

Geez, its like you guys want me to just YZF bash all the time...

(No offense Mark....)


Pussy.

Pussy.

LOL, don't make me chop you pic again...I was pretty tame last time.

oh no please don't!!!!!

oh no please don't!!!!!

Right, I think you actually take pleasure in it. DAMN!

LOL! It must be hard for you to understand that I don't tremble in fear at the very thought of someone ms painting my pic! Let alone a savage racist like yourself. Who knows what kind of awful situation you'd paste me into.

Who knows what kind of awful situation you'd paste me into.

How about you picking up Queen on the street corner?

stick to being obsessed with YZF, you snivelling little fuck
he's clearly more your type

:siren:

stick to being obsessed with YZF, you snivelling little fuck
he's clearly more your type

Does that imply that I am now obsessed with Alex or *gulp* you?

Don't kid yourself emo, and 99% of the time its always in retaliation to what YZF types.

Man posting that handle bar hooker pic of yours must have really shaken you up.

Did I say a word about Alex? Can you stick to any fucking topic without your puny ass mind wandering to some totally irrelevant piece of information in an attempt to distract from the fact that you never post a word that doesn't scream what a complete fucking pussy you are?

And don't give me this "it's in retaliation" bullshit, since about 90% of the time it's YOU posting off-topic references to him in about 15 threads before he finally gets fed up with your pathetic, psycho ass and replies.. and I can't say I blame him

Did I say a word about Alex? Can you stick to any fucking topic without yap yap yap yap yap yap yap yap yap yap yap yap yap yap yap yap yap yap yap yap yap yap yap yap yap yap yap yap yap yap yap yap

MORE PERIOD yap yap yap yap yap yap yap yap yap yap yap yap yap yap yap yap yap yap yap yap yap yap yap yap

Jeez I rest my case

http://www.firstaidmonster.com/images/products/FAM_MIDOL_MAX_STRENGTH_CAPLE-5300.jpg

lol, coming from the most gigantic vagina on this (and likely every) forum

http://i27.tinypic.com/kammbr.jpg

More like ADD

http://img368.imageshack.us/img368/3160/squirreladdmf9.jpg

lol, coming from the most gigantic vagina on this (and likely every) forum


And you would be the expert on huge vaginas....

More like ADD


ADD?!?!?!
what did I ever do to....wait, where can I buy that tshirt????

hah, i hate that. Or the latch works, but there's no hole to actually hold hte door.

I usually press my foot against the door if I hear someone come in... or lock the main bathroom door.

What's even worse is when ther'es no toilet paper. I wipe the seat before I sit, so i'm sure there's an adequate supply of paper before anything comes out. Sucks to have to defer a shit session due to lack of paper.

How about you picking up Queen on the street corner?


What ever you want.

Try your hardest to make me regret posting my pic on here.


And you would be the expert on huge vaginas....

I'm an expert on huge vaginas.

And yes, you are a giant pussy.

I'm an expert on huge vaginas.


Screwing fat chicks is like riding a vespa, sure its fun to do but you don't want your friends to know about it....I wouldn't brag about being a huge vagina connoisseur there Alex.

Screwing fat chicks is like riding a vespa, sure its fun to do but you don't want your friends to know about it....I wouldn't brag about being a huge vagina connoisseur there Alex.

You... you just don't get it, do ya?

You... you just don't get it, do ya?

Yes, I do get 'it'....well at least I knew what 'it' was, and then 'it' changed, and now I'm not with 'it'.

Stupid F'n comments from you guys demand stupid F'n comments in return...Do you get it?

^

He doesn't get it.

Do I get it?

He doesn't get it.

No, unfortunately you don't get it....
How does the Clerks argument go...'Title dictates behavior'
So if everyone is going to post shit and call me names, then dammit, I'll post shit and fuck up a thread....

Oh now YOU get it.....Go back to playing with fire.

No, unfortunately you don't get it....
How does the Clerks argument go...'Title dictates behavior'
So if everyone is going to post shit and call me names, then dammit, I'll post shit and fuck up a thread....

Oh now YOU get it.....Go back to playing with fire.

You still don't get it.

Do I get it?
You don't need to get it...its stupid.

You still don't get it.

LOL, now you get it.

LOL, now you get it.

So you run into a thread, shit everywhere and run away?

Wow.

I've never even egged you on and you shit in my threads. And a damn good one, that bitch was hot!

So he got it and I don't get it? That's not fair....

So you run into a thread, shit everywhere and run away?

Wow.

I've never even egged you on and you shit in my threads. And a damn good one, that bitch was hot!

Now who's obsessed about shit now....
I just thought it was funny that the with YZF's celibacy (which he always calls me the 'adulterer') it would be fun to laugh at the fact that he would never see that face from a woman (And yes she was damn hot!)

But on top of which it was also a trap, because if he did read the comment, he would be looking at the pr0n section, which I could give him even more grief for trolling.

So I apologize for trashing your thread...my bad.

So he got it and I don't get it? That's not fair....

Just keep on rocking....

You get it Herschel.

Yay!

I get it.... I just don't get it -southpark

YAY! He get's it too.

http://archive.leasticoulddo.com/strips/20080209.gif

Better story by far

Even if i discovered there was no paper at the get go, I would have shitted. So what if I had to walked to the paper towel dispenser with natural lubricated butt cheeks.

Oh that's just wrong.