Supper
12-22-2005, 03:06 PM
Images from the battle for Monrovia, Liberia, where use of iron sights is known to be strictly prohibited. Also prohibited are aiming, assuming a supported firing stance, and any common practice of marksmanship whatsoever. Hip-Hop/Rapper/Gangsta shooting stances are mandatory, the "Glock Foh-Tay" hold being the most popular. lethality is acheived by subjecting the target to a wide swathe of area fire, simliar to unaimed indirect artillery, or scaring the enemy away with gesturing and aggressive hip-hop style dancing while firing. Points are awarded for artistic effort, style, fearsome facial expression/vocalizations and blue duct tape.
Note perfectly executed flamboyant sideways-rifle "Glock Foh-Tay" running stance.
http://tinypic.com/i6fl39.jpg
Amazing height and style on this one. Sure to impress the judges!
http://tinypic.com/i6fl77.jpg
"Yo Yo YO, Fo' Shizzle"
http://tinypic.com/i6fmyt.jpg
The "bring your buddy along" firing stance
http://tinypic.com/i6fkuw.jpg
Firing from the hip while putting on the best "Game Face" and bellowing like an Ox - always sure to make your enemy skeedadle!
http://tinypic.com/i6gml4.jpg
The "Homeless street person" anti-aircraft firing position being executed with great precision!
http://tinypic.com/i6fl8k.jpg
Here we have a classic! The "prone Warrior " firing position - too bad the magazine spring has blown out from the bottom of his beautifully blue-duct-tape-taped jungle magazine setup.
http://tinypic.com/i6flg0.jpg
Here we have Liberian militia demonstrating the "Soul Train" method of combat assault.
http://tinypic.com/i6fln5.jpg
Supper
12-22-2005, 03:07 PM
The Nautical theme is ever popular, as seen by this militiaman wearing the stylish Kapok life jacket.
Won't stop a bullet, but sure looks Boo-yaa!
http://tinypic.com/i6flex.jpg
This pair is executing the difficult "Phat Bammer Swagger" shooting stance.
http://tinypic.com/i6fll0.jpg
The Phat "Batman Begins" RPG firing position is new but hot.
http://tinypic.com/i6fksl.jpg
While this appears to be a well-rehearsed combat assault maneuver, this militiaman is actually trying to keep birds from crapping on his car. Note the feather duster in the left hand for effect.
http://tinypic.com/i6fn9t.jpg
This Militiaman executes the one handed high overhead blind shot. It is often used to indicate that "Da Brizzles over there".
http://tinypic.com/i6fktx.jpg
And last but not least, these two are showing the proper way to fire a support weapon using the non-aiming duck-walk method, keeping at least five feet of linked ammo strung out from the weapon at any given time! Note the suitably awe-struck onlookers!
http://tinypic.com/i6fl0j.jpg
Disclaimer: All similarities to Rap Stars, Hip-Hop practitioners and Gangstas of all races, ethnic origins and religions, living or dead, is purely intentional.
Supper
12-22-2005, 03:07 PM
this thread was shamelessly ripped off of a gun forum.
meddle
12-22-2005, 03:14 PM
:roll:
Da brizzles over there
aznpoopy
12-22-2005, 03:51 PM
wtf is up with this
its like they never heard of 'cover' or 'aiming'
Ryosuke91t
12-22-2005, 04:01 PM
this thread was shamelessly ripped off of a gun forum.
Thank you....
...and its like, a month old.
Supper
12-22-2005, 04:05 PM
Thank you....
...and its like, a month old.
the original is more like 10 years old ;)