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Join in on this Discussion and see the pictures. Click here-> : The Battle for Monrovia * or * The Definitive Guide to Gangsta Hip-Hop Urban Combat


Supper
12-22-2005, 03:06 PM
Images from the battle for Monrovia, Liberia, where use of iron sights is known to be strictly prohibited. Also prohibited are aiming, assuming a supported firing stance, and any common practice of marksmanship whatsoever. Hip-Hop/Rapper/Gangsta shooting stances are mandatory, the "Glock Foh-Tay" hold being the most popular. lethality is acheived by subjecting the target to a wide swathe of area fire, simliar to unaimed indirect artillery, or scaring the enemy away with gesturing and aggressive hip-hop style dancing while firing. Points are awarded for artistic effort, style, fearsome facial expression/vocalizations and blue duct tape.

Note perfectly executed flamboyant sideways-rifle "Glock Foh-Tay" running stance.
http://tinypic.com/i6fl39.jpg

Amazing height and style on this one. Sure to impress the judges!
http://tinypic.com/i6fl77.jpg

"Yo Yo YO, Fo' Shizzle"
http://tinypic.com/i6fmyt.jpg

The "bring your buddy along" firing stance
http://tinypic.com/i6fkuw.jpg

Firing from the hip while putting on the best "Game Face" and bellowing like an Ox - always sure to make your enemy skeedadle!
http://tinypic.com/i6gml4.jpg

The "Homeless street person" anti-aircraft firing position being executed with great precision!
http://tinypic.com/i6fl8k.jpg

Here we have a classic! The "prone Warrior " firing position - too bad the magazine spring has blown out from the bottom of his beautifully blue-duct-tape-taped jungle magazine setup.
http://tinypic.com/i6flg0.jpg

Here we have Liberian militia demonstrating the "Soul Train" method of combat assault.
http://tinypic.com/i6fln5.jpg

Supper
12-22-2005, 03:07 PM
The Nautical theme is ever popular, as seen by this militiaman wearing the stylish Kapok life jacket.
Won't stop a bullet, but sure looks Boo-yaa!
http://tinypic.com/i6flex.jpg

This pair is executing the difficult "Phat Bammer Swagger" shooting stance.
http://tinypic.com/i6fll0.jpg

The Phat "Batman Begins" RPG firing position is new but hot.
http://tinypic.com/i6fksl.jpg

While this appears to be a well-rehearsed combat assault maneuver, this militiaman is actually trying to keep birds from crapping on his car. Note the feather duster in the left hand for effect.
http://tinypic.com/i6fn9t.jpg

This Militiaman executes the one handed high overhead blind shot. It is often used to indicate that "Da Brizzles over there".
http://tinypic.com/i6fktx.jpg

And last but not least, these two are showing the proper way to fire a support weapon using the non-aiming duck-walk method, keeping at least five feet of linked ammo strung out from the weapon at any given time! Note the suitably awe-struck onlookers!
http://tinypic.com/i6fl0j.jpg

Disclaimer: All similarities to Rap Stars, Hip-Hop practitioners and Gangstas of all races, ethnic origins and religions, living or dead, is purely intentional.

Supper
12-22-2005, 03:07 PM
this thread was shamelessly ripped off of a gun forum.

meddle
12-22-2005, 03:14 PM
:roll:

Da brizzles over there

aznpoopy
12-22-2005, 03:51 PM
wtf is up with this

its like they never heard of 'cover' or 'aiming'

Ryosuke91t
12-22-2005, 04:01 PM
this thread was shamelessly ripped off of a gun forum.

Thank you....

...and its like, a month old.

Supper
12-22-2005, 04:05 PM
Thank you....

...and its like, a month old.
the original is more like 10 years old ;)

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