Well, you got the topic, now tell us some crazy stories eh?

Dressing rooms at department stores are always fun....

I'm a virgin

discovering the tall, busty militant feminist in my 1st year university French class went from man-hater in public to submissive dirty-girl behind closed doors

http://www.cs.helsinki.fi/u/mkoljone/handandpencil/hand.jpg

Not the best but the most interesting was on a plane from Paris to Detroit. It was with a girl that was on the trip with me and we hooked up the second to last day. I traded someone else to get the seat next to her and while most people were sleeping on the 7 hour flight we got busy under a couple blankets. She was quiet but I don't know if anyone saw us. It was too cramped and uncomfortable to be good, but I can say I'm in the mile high club. The girl and I went out just a few times after we got back and then went to separate colleges and drifted apart, but we'll always have Paris.

i know what was the best sex savington ever had.

http://www.theforumlounge.com/image.php?u=616&dateline=1147925810

Nice airplane story haha. The closest i've gotten to the mile high club was on a trip to NYC in 8th grade. There were two chicks who I had fooled around with before in the year. I started fingering the one girl to my left with both hands, when the other girl who was on my right woke up and saw what was going on. She reached underneath the blanket and started rubbing me down and then reached over and pulled my right hand over to her lap, so I was working on both of them at the same time. After I got both of them off I relaxed for the rest of the flight and got a sweet double handjob. That was the best plane flight ever.

^ thats pretty pimp dude. 8th grade ftw

haha yeah. 8th grade was the shit. Girls hormones just seem to be raging around that age. I hooked up with a few girls in school that year. In the study room, school store, the bus....it was amazing.

^ 8th grade is only the beginning :rofl:

Just so you know... I read nothing above... I could smell the bullshit before I even opened the thread.

^ 8th grade is only the beginning :rofl:

Or the end in your case. :)

Behind a blockbuster video with the ex. We were on our way to a golf course to have sex and we decided to fire off a round behind a blockbuster video on the way there...the golf course was even better. 3 in the morn, 3rd hole, anal...giggidy.

19th hole!

Behind a blockbuster video with the ex. We were on our way to a golf course to have sex and we decided to fire off a round behind a blockbuster video on the way there...the golf course was even better. 3 in the morn, 3rd hole, anal...giggidy.

lol, I remember that story... :rofl:

haha yeah. 8th grade was the shit. Girls hormones just seem to be raging around that age. I hooked up with a few girls in school that year. In the study room, school store, the bus....it was amazing.
Well, I did get head in a class in 8th grade. I'm about to be in 12th, but 8th was the shit. we were in a corner computer where there were these little walls put up like in those offices and stuff. And she started feeling me and shit and next thing I know I was all up in her mouth. Crazy. I've had some awsome sex though. I just can't pick the best. I've had butt secks though and that's fun.:shocked:

I've never had teh butt love...I dunno I have this horrible mental picture of my dick being covered in shit when I take it out.

Well, I did get head in a class in 8th grade. I'm about to be in 12th, but 8th was the shit. we were in a corner computer where there were these little walls put up like in those offices and stuff. And she started feeling me and shit and next thing I know I was all up in her mouth. Crazy. I've had some awsome sex though. I just can't pick the best. I've had butt secks though and that's fun.:shocked:
yah..... suree.... where did you read that? from your anime forum's lounge? some story a 54 yr old that enjoys hentai made it up?

lol, I remember that story... :rofl:

yep, because I have no others...I really wanted to have secks in my office. I had the key to the building and my office and could go in at any time, but I had no volunteers:(
my office...
http://myspace-594.vo.llnwd.net/00453/49/52/453662594_l.jpg

http://myspace-986.vo.llnwd.net/00453/68/91/453661986_l.jpg

There was this one girl, she was reeeeaaalllly nasty. I'd be doing her, and she'd be all like, 'yeah, I'm so nasty. You're doing me. Me love you long time!'

There was this one girl, she was reeeeaaalllly nasty. I'd be doing her, and she'd be all like, 'yeah, I'm so nasty. You're doing me. Me love you long time!'


+1 HAHA priceless "she just wanted to do it all the time, just all the time. her breast were just great, like big...bags of sand..."

I need a fuck buddy

My GF, we fool around a lot, never all the way, but anyways... she is the most innocent girl you'd ever meet. She's just this petite little dancer girl, a super girly girl, too. Anywho, she is usually the one that would and does make the first move. I'll be chillin and she'll start rubbin up on me and I can't just let her do that, so me, being the gentleman I am, help her reach the pinnacle of womanhood. This girl is a straight up nasty freaky girl though, biting and scratching (and not that pussy shit, she draws blood) and she loves teh cawk and I swear to god, she gets wetter than a swimming pool.

I'll never forget the time time I got her moaning (Cytherea-level screaming) in my FC, in a cemetary, near her sister's grave. I strive for that every time... just not in the cemetary.

I cannot wait until I get a chance to romp around with her, past 3rd... *pelvic thrust*

I'm such a bad man.

:worship: Giggidy Goo!

I need a fuck buddy
you had one but you just never realised it. and no it wasnt me because i wasnt at your house drunk sleeping on your bed naked. *shakes head... tsk tsk tsk*

This thread is pathetic.

This thread is pathetic.

+1

I haven't gotten laid in a year

you had one but you just never realised it. and no it wasnt me because i wasnt at your house drunk sleeping on your bed naked. *shakes head... tsk tsk tsk*

Shhhhh about that

My GF, we fool around a lot, never all the way, but anyways... she is the most innocent girl you'd ever meet. She's just this petite little dancer girl, a super girly girl, too. Anywho, she is usually the one that would and does make the first move. I'll be chillin and she'll start rubbin up on me and I can't just let her do that, so me, being the gentleman I am, help her reach the pinnacle of womanhood. This girl is a straight up nasty freaky girl though, biting and scratching (and not that pussy shit, she draws blood) and she loves teh cawk and I swear to god, she gets wetter than a swimming pool.

I'll never forget the time time I got her moaning (Cytherea-level screaming) in my FC, in a cemetary, near her sister's grave. I strive for that every time... just not in the cemetary.

I cannot wait until I get a chance to romp around with her, past 3rd... *pelvic thrust*

I'm such a bad man.

That's not cool. That, in fact, is completely fucked up.

lmfao

The best sex?

I would have to say... fucking so hard your thrusts move the bed that started with the headboard at one wall and end with the foot of the bed banging into the opposite wall. Basically moving the bed from one side of the room to the other.

These threads are nothing more than a lame attempt by the OP to get his rocks off by beating it to our experiences, compounded by lameasses who can't let an opportunity to make shit up go by.

No thanks.

yep, because I have no others...I really wanted to have secks in my office. I had the key to the building and my office and could go in at any time, but I had no volunteers:(
my office...
http://myspace-594.vo.llnwd.net/00453/49/52/453662594_l.jpg

http://myspace-986.vo.llnwd.net/00453/68/91/453661986_l.jpg


u look like u live in the projects.

No surprise here.........

The best sex?

I would have to say... fucking so hard your thrusts move the bed that started with the headboard at one wall and end with the foot of the bed banging into the opposite wall. Basically moving the bed from one side of the room to the other.

Hah, that's nothing new... I did that on my mom's couch in the basement when I was younger. One wall to the other, just smashing that ass... :evillaugh

Of course, the floor was tiled so that probably helped a bit

Anyone who lied or embellished in this thread is pathetic.

I did that on my mom in the basement when I was younger. One wall to the other, just smashing that ass... :evillaugh




Fixed it for you.

:roll:

Anyone who lied or embellished in this thread is pathetic.

yep, damn virgins... go watch some anime.

u look like u live in the projects.

No surprise here.........

Ummm... yeah, becasue 13 story office buildings with giant parking garages next to them in Washington D.C. are in a bad part of town.

Don't hate on my private office Batty...:)

Besides, most of the "projects" of S.E. D.C. have been shut down or re-located to P.G. County because the Stadium they're building for the baseball team...that and the real estate those projects were on are prime land to be sold.

If you get in now you can put down some money on the million dollar condos being built for 2010.

The city finally realized that those projects were city on top of prime land that ovlooked all of D.C.

...the more you know

These threads are nothing more than a lame attempt by the OP to get his rocks off by beating it to our experiences, compounded by lameasses who can't let an opportunity to make shit up go by.

No thanks.

Penis envy? ;)