Pele
10-18-2007, 11:26 AM
So the blumpkin thread was deleted over at the RX-7 club...
I posed several various thoughts on the mechanics of a blumpkin...
1.) My sphincter clenches up when I jizz. This is not conducive to squeezing out a loaf. Square ended turd FTL. Can you imagine how hard it'd be to force the rest of it out without that little tapered end on it? It'd be like shitting out a soda can.
2.) I rest my elbows on my knees when I'm forcing one out... Or just relaxing and reading a magazine, book, or what have you... This is not conducive to getting one's cock sucked.
3.) With pants around the ankles, the width at which you could spread your thighs is limited, also a hinderance to oral pleasure. The sucker would not deepthroat, let alone get a good lick to the scrote. (Ooh! That rhymes!)
However I could see this working if one were to remove their pants entirely. I tend to do this so I can spread my legs wider when I'm dropping those harder than a diamond, prostate mangling, bricks... I also tend to straighten out my body, and they're usually too hard to cut through with my o-ring.
Blumpkin FTW, only if you've got a low fiber, low water diet... Otherwise, I'm gonna call it busted.
I posed several various thoughts on the mechanics of a blumpkin...
1.) My sphincter clenches up when I jizz. This is not conducive to squeezing out a loaf. Square ended turd FTL. Can you imagine how hard it'd be to force the rest of it out without that little tapered end on it? It'd be like shitting out a soda can.
2.) I rest my elbows on my knees when I'm forcing one out... Or just relaxing and reading a magazine, book, or what have you... This is not conducive to getting one's cock sucked.
3.) With pants around the ankles, the width at which you could spread your thighs is limited, also a hinderance to oral pleasure. The sucker would not deepthroat, let alone get a good lick to the scrote. (Ooh! That rhymes!)
However I could see this working if one were to remove their pants entirely. I tend to do this so I can spread my legs wider when I'm dropping those harder than a diamond, prostate mangling, bricks... I also tend to straighten out my body, and they're usually too hard to cut through with my o-ring.
Blumpkin FTW, only if you've got a low fiber, low water diet... Otherwise, I'm gonna call it busted.