... for the first time in my life last night, I barfed after drinking too much. :(

While I was in someone's car. All over the seat, floor, and my jeans. Not fucking cool. I guess I can't hang with the youngin's any more.

That's one of the few things I remember from the last 4-5 hours of my night.

It pretty much went like this:
<BARF>
<BARF>
"Ah fuck, I'm so sorry man! It just hit me..."
"Man, I feel SO MUCH BETTER NOW!!!"

I'd never met the guy before - friend of a friend. We stopped at some gas station so I could wipe the seat and floor (and my jeans) down with windshield cleaner and towels. And then we proceeded to the strip club (which grosses me out now that I realize I was there with wet jeans).

:owned::puke::bigthumb:

hahhahahah...

oh thats awesome.

I've puked twice from drinking too much. I guess this last time there wound up being about two rolls of film of my antics. I don't remember any of the night, I don't remember any of the next morning, and to top it all off my friends won't let me see the pics.

I puked a few times this past year. Only once so far in a car. My room mate and I had been pregaming pretty hard before hitting the bar. I guess it was the car motion that did it, because as soon as we pulled into the parking lot I puked like crazy, right in my lap. Not a drop got anywhere in the car, it all stayed right on my lap, and capatain/coke vomit does not smell good at all. My room mate looked over, asked if I puked, turned on the interior lights and saw it, and opened his door and started puking too. The other time I got real wasted, I was drinking with the Head Honcho and killed half a handle in a little over an hour. Remember that night Chris? I passed out around 9..... lol

Yeah, I think it was the movement of the car that did me in. I remember I started feeling sick, and got that nasty "oh shit" drooling action. The next thing I knew, I was yacking. I don't even think I realized what I was doing until I puked the second time.

But man... I felt GREAT relative to before.

Colossians 2:16
“Let no one judge you in food or in drink, or regarding a festival or a new moon or sabbaths”

try barfing in the seams where the window and the door panels meet with the window down.

omfg not again! its a bible trap...

Isaiah 5

Woe to those who rise early in the morning
to run after their drinks,
who stay up late at night
till they are inflamed with wine.

They have harps and lyres at their banquets,
tambourines and flutes and wine,
but they have no regard for the deeds of the LORD,
no respect for the work of his hands.

Therefore the grave enlarges its appetite
and opens its mouth without limit;
into it will descend their nobles and masses
with all their brawlers and revelers.

So man will be brought low
and mankind humbled,
the eyes of the arrogant humbled.

But the LORD Almighty will be exalted by his justice,
and the holy God will show himself holy by his righteousness.

Woe to those who draw sin along with cords of deceit,
and wickedness as with cart ropes,

to those who say, "Let God hurry,
let him hasten his work
so we may see it.
Let it approach,
let the plan of the Holy One of Israel come,
so we may know it."

Woe to those who call evil good
and good evil,
who put darkness for light
and light for darkness,
who put bitter for sweet
and sweet for bitter.

Woe to those who are wise in their own eyes
and clever in their own sight.

Woe to those who are heroes at drinking wine
and champions at mixing drinks


Hey Zero...how about round 2 of TFL Survivor?

Hey YZF:

Seriously... and you fucking wonder why people attack you? Do I go into completely unrelated threads of yours and starting posting athiestic shit?

Oh, wait... my whole life is athiestic, so everything I say is blasphemy and further prove that I am going to Hell because I am inherantly evil.

If I WANTED to be preached to, I would go to fucking church. If you don't want to hear people rail on you for your beliefs, don't cram them down people's throats every chance you get, or every time you feel someone did something that isn't proper in your god's eyes.

Just like me trying to "preach" to you the wonders of athiesm won't do shit and will only result in you rolling your eyes or getting pissed that someone is trying to force their beliefs on you, the same goes for many of the rest of us so SHUT THE FUCK UP with your unwanted and unwarranted holier-than-thou bullshit.

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Pretentious prick.

So anyways, religious zealot assholery aside...

I don't drink much these days, and it certainly showed Sunday night. It was good times up until the chunder.

And the whole burning in Hell for my sinful drinking bit. That's gonna be a real bitch.

The way I figure it is I'm going to hell anyway, I might as well have some fun on my way there :)

It depends on your idea of hell. I haven't been that drunk for quite a long time. I used to do the puke and rally in my fraternity days. That's long gone and I only have a few drinks here and there. Maybe once every few months I might get my drink on but not to that extreme anymore.

http://louisianadrunkass.com/img/funny_jesus_6.gif

I know for a fact i'm gonna go to hell.
Just last night I was out foraging for internet (Setup in my truck is great for that now), and found a church that had cable and insecure wireless.
Got a link to some tranny porn in IRC and browsed that stuff for about an hour.
About half an hour into it I was like "wow, downloading porno on a church's internet... i'm going to hell for sure..."

I need to get an external antenna (Maybe an external card, one that supports passive mode) to stick outside my truck. I know i'd get much better range that way.

http://louisianadrunkass.com/img/funny_jesus_6.gif
omfg that made me lmao. lol its another bible trap

tragic viewpoint on life

as if getting wasted and vomiting is "fun" :rolleyes:
was I talking about getting drunk?

No. I don't drink to get drunk anymore, not since halloween. A few drinks now and then, and thats it.

I find it funny you automatically assume I was talking about drinking.

Maybe I was talking about porn, masturbation, sodomy, stealing, murder, and just about anything else you deem a sin.

Your "God" gave me a penis, and goddamnit i'm gonna use it however I want to!

Whether it be inserting it into a hooker's vagina/anus/mouth for $20 bills, lubing up and jacking off naked on my bed, lubing up and jacking off on my chair while pornographic material is being displayed on either my television or computer monitor, or even stuffing it into the tight virgin anus of a sheep; I"M GONNA USE IT!

Your "God" gave me a penis, and goddamnit i'm gonna use it however I want to!

Whether it be inserting it into a hooker's vagina/anus/mouth for $20 bills, lubing up and jacking off naked on my bed, lubing up and jacking off on my chair while pornographic material is being displayed on either my television or computer monitor, or even stuffing it into the tight virgin anus of a sheep; I"M GONNA USE IT!


Animal with the honest truth...FTW!

How was that vacation? Any chance of another coming anytime soon?

$100T2, can you permaban him? The forums survived just fine while he was gone, so the theory that he's keeping them active has been dispelled. All he does he force his beliefs and waste internet space with scripture, which if any of us want to read (which we don't), we can pick up a copy of the bible.

Oh, don't flatter yourself. Since you started posting, i'ts become an instant mental trigger to, whenever I see your avatar, to skip anything in your post that is italicized.

Mindless crap? I post whatever I see online that I think other forum members might want to see or contribute to, in comparison to your scripture which practically everyone on the forum doesn't agree with, or doesn't care about.

I have read a good amount of the bible over the years, I was in a youth group until I was 14, and we met twice a week to read scripture and discuss it.

Yeah, I did claim to be Christian at one point, but after hearing some other points of people on the forums, and how stupid you sound spitting it out every other post, I definitely don't agree with the religion as a whole, and I see the bible as a bunch of bullshit.

I got my Accord brand new in 2003, and I am financing it. Sticker price was $26,500. I don't know exactly where you got your $1,000 figure, but neither my car or any mod i've done to it was $1,000.

Also, no shit this is an open forum, but there's a religion subforum, so why don't you spout your shit in there for people who care to read it?

By the way, the have such little respect for me, I find it quite amusing you make a post attacking me when my original post wasn't even directed to you with the exception of "How was that vacation?" and "Any chance of another one anytime soon?"

Fuck off.

http://members.sigecom.net/roethemeier/images/the%20price%20is%20wrong.jpg

Thanks for the compliment man, I appreciate it. I'm sure you'll be the true winner with everlasting glory and paradise when you die.

I love how the whiners all talk about being "forced" to read stuff :rolleyes:

fact is, I hate reading your mindless crap and seeing your goofy sig every time as much you hate reading what I post....too bad, punk, it's an open forum

and it's very obvious you've NEVER picked up a Bible....didn't you at one time claim to be a "Christian" :roll: what a joke

go back to pimping your $1000 Accord....my respect for you is less than zero

SO DON'T FUCKING COME HERE.

Here's some irony - I actually agree with you on the "drinking until you vomit" piece. If that shriveled up excuse for a brain of yours hadn't been so Hell-bent on quoting scripture and spouting holier-than-thou bullshit at the first sight of my original post, maybe you could have deduced that this was the first time this has happened to me. I'm not proud of it - I'm actually embarassed and felt like a complete ass for spewing chunks in the guy's car - but it IS a somewhat entertaining story to some people.

Now, if you would kindly leave... since you hate reading all this mindless crap anyways.

^^^ Amen. Wait...can I say that?

Eh... I'm not getting much sleep, plus you annoy the piss out of me = "the love"

I love to hear God's Word on any subject,


Yeah...we know.

i learned gods name today... its.. jahovah!

Yes, that's it... I was boasting in shame. :rolleyes:

i learned gods name today... its.. jahovah!


Dude if those people are Jehovas Witness you better not let them convert you. You can't celebrate birthdays...WTF

^ zOMG fo sho? btw they never came back.... they invited us to some place... but we never went.

A1 Streak Sauce

i learned gods name today... its.. jahovah!

That's a common misconception. God's true name is unpronouncable by humans, but if I had to try, it would kinda sound like,

Grrrrrrrrrnnnnnuuuuclyshkaprooktuuubagadalagasssss shhhhhhyyyyyyncrattonargos.

A1 Streak Sauce
I've made that in my pants!

Back to the topic. This past weekend I was out camping with some friends. Sat. was my son's b-day and mon. was one of my friends son's b-day so we have a big "Redneck Weekend" as we call it. We have some trophys that we give out every year such as "I got Lost", the stumbling drunk award, and the "I puked" award. My wife got to take that one home this year. What makes it worse is that she puked in an outhouse!