Ok, so I was on vacation from friday-sunday at Ybor city in Tampa. . . . (yea, that shoulda been my first clue). Anyhow, long story short, I was hangin out with this chick, and now it burns when I piss. Could it have just been a bad glass of water, food, etc., or should I head out to the VD clinic? I would think an STD would take a little more time to flow thru it's courses and forms before my dick melted off. What's your opinion guys and gals?

On a side note, the Mariott Resort and Marina by the channel is AWESOME. I HIGHLY reccomend it. The view was fantabulous, room service is great, and the sofa chair that was in my room was put to great use! Their pool had palm trees in it, spa was awesome, and in general, and was the best small vacation i've had in years~

climidia.......symptoms the next day. Have hun gettting a q-tip up the boner

climidia.......symptoms the next day. Have hun gettting a q-tip up the boner
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hit the clinic ASAP and be prepaired to scream

climidia.......symptoms the next day. Have hun gettting a q-tip up the boner

hit the clinic ASAP and be prepaired to scream

G*ddammit. . . . . . :(

u take a bubble bath?

some of that shit can get in ur pee pee.

it burns when you pee, means you got a vd

wow it rhymes

u take a bubble bath?

some of that shit can get in ur pee pee.

I had sex in the tub with rose petals, oils and bubbles in it if that was what you were asking. Also had it on the sofa and floor.

I had sex in the tub with rose petals, oils and bubbles in it if that was what you were asking. Also had it on the sofa and floor.
Soap in the pee-wee hole will do that too (sometimes).

But seeing as you was also with a ho'- your dicks gonna fall off man..

Soap in the pee-wee hole will do that too (sometimes).

But seeing as you was also with a ho'- your dicks gonna fall off man..

Damn. . . . just about 99% of everything Tom says is hardcore fact . . . . damn, the deck is stacked against me on this one. The aggrivating part is I used a rubber the entire time lest the oral.

1) did you have a jimmy hat on?
2) hope your dick doesn't fall off, cause that way you couldn't turn our stomachs with your stories.

I banged a chick once, it burned when I peed afterwards... Turns out that I was allergic to the contraceptive foam she used.

However, that's me. You, well... It's Chlamydia. Have fun with the swab. Ask for the pink swab, it's for women, it's softer.

1) did you have a jimmy hat on?
2) hope your dick doesn't fall off, cause that way you couldn't turn our stomachs with your stories.

1) Yea, it was capped. Only part it wasn't was when she was giving me incredulous head. I think i'll take tomorrow off and get checked out.

2) Well. . . . if it falls off, i'll just go ahead and join YZF and be a Bible thumper, bc there would be nothing left for me in the world.

3) On second though, i'm sure i'll find a way to turn yalls stomach :D

On a serious note tho, I hope it was just the bubbles and oils from the bath water. I'm actually worried (which rarely happens) just thinking about it.

However, that's me. You, well... It's Chlamydia. Have fun with the swab. Ask for the pink swab, it's for women, it's softer.

Why does it have to be a case of the clams with me? Why can't it be. . uuhhh. . .well. . . yea. . we all know what it is :(

ouch! why the fuck did i read all this :dunno: My cock hurts just from thinkin about it :mad:

Why does it have to be a case of the clams with me?

Because you're you. :D

If you had a rubber on the whole time I doubt it's anything other than the saop thing. Drink a lot of water and see if you are just dehydrated. Lotsa sex will dehydrate you.

noxynol nine hurts my urethra when i bust and sometimes afterwards a little. Maybe you need to use a non noxynol condom.

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Too much sex. pee burns or stings when you jizz too much.

Dunno about u, but i never had that unless u have a prostate gland that ejunculate tabasco sauce.........

FTC's avatar... :rofl: $100T2 strike again?

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Dunno about u, but i never had that unless u have a prostate gland that ejunculate tabasco sauce.........


Ask Ddub..me and him agree if you ejactulate too much. IT burns when you pee.

Ask Ddub..me and him agree if you ejactulate too much. IT burns when you pee.
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How many times u gotta bust a nut before that starts to happen?

The only other reason why I could see that happening is when ur cut.

No foreskin must mean that ur rubbing microscopic sea monkeys in ur pee hole.

I talked to the doctor that we have on site for medical reviews and what not, and he said that it may be the "warm sensations" condom that I used. He told me that prolonged use of the condom or multiple uses of that particular brand will cause some minor irritation as well as other side effects if you are using it for the first time, or have minor allergies to the warming lubricant. He reccomended I get checked regardless tho. Things are lookin good!

But in the meantime, stop bangin' those AIDS infested whores, m'kay?

But they taste sooooo gooOOoD. But I will listen . . . .until doc at the VD clinic says im good to go, haha.

On a total side note tho. . . . I laid my first vigin in a long time. . . . and it was possibly one of the most painful experiences ever. Is it just me, or do others prefer women that have been a little permiscuous? I mean, hitting it from behind was painful, hitting it missionary was painful, reverse cowgirl (my fave position) was damn near gut wrenching. The tightness just overall hurt! I did not enjoy it. The only added benefit was that it took hours for me to finally bust a nut.

Does anyone like that tight feeling? I prefer a little bit-o space so I can take advantage of the many positions God gave us for pre-marital sex.

:rofl: :rofl: just saw FTC's "new" avitar, the most recent update :rofl:

:rofl: :rofl: just saw FTC's "new" avitar, the most recent update :rofl:
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How many times u gotta bust a nut before that starts to happen?

The only other reason why I could see that happening is when ur cut.

No foreskin must mean that ur rubbing microscopic sea monkeys in ur pee hole.


SEA MONKEYS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Damn that's funny. :lmfao:

But seriously who doesn't use a condom? DAMN!
If you have one VD you have them all. Or so the doctors will say.

It's a clear case of the "GET THE FUCK AWAY, RED HAS TEH DISEASE OF THE DING DONG THAT HAS A FUNNY NAME!" On a serious note, you used a warm sensations condom? Why? It's like the guys who use "Her Pleasure" condoms to impress the girl, making them think they're in it for their good feelings too.

I think you have a couple of Botflies in your scrotum.

I hope its nothing serious...