BATMAN 07-22-2005, 12:18 PM Last night at an Irish pub, he had a few girls come over.
The thing is that this gal looks and acts 10 years older.
I asked him.
"hey boss, whose that cute brunette with u?"
HIM:
"man batman, u sick fuck, she's my 15-year old niece. Get outta here u fucker."
ME:
"Oh, I thought she was older, how did she slip in a pub?"
RB240 07-22-2005, 12:21 PM i was going to say who cares if she is hot peg it.. but looks 10 years older when only 15? Hmm... I'd have to see pics
Hades12 07-22-2005, 12:22 PM Yea we need pics
Cosby 07-22-2005, 12:23 PM that happened with my friend's sister before I knew all of them...
BATMAN 07-22-2005, 12:23 PM She has one of those skin types that I don't think that ages well, hence the more mature look.
And she didn't act and dress like her age.
The big thing was that she was at a pub where everyone there should be 21+.
Carbine 556 07-22-2005, 12:23 PM worthless without pics!
Supper 07-22-2005, 12:24 PM worthless without pics!
:werd:
BATMAN 07-22-2005, 12:25 PM Hells no.
I ain't going to post pics of a minor.
and not of my bosses niece.
Carbine 556 07-22-2005, 12:27 PM we didnt say nekkid pics!...... at least i didnt!
Supper 07-22-2005, 12:28 PM I didn't even imply nekkid pics.
But I guess coming from me it is just automatically assumed.
Hades12 07-22-2005, 12:28 PM comeon, if you can bugger whatshisname at a BBQ then you can post pics of her.
AmishBoy 07-22-2005, 12:29 PM It doesn't matter he's already on his bosses shit list. He couldn't take pictures of her in a snow mobile suit right now.
BATMAN 07-22-2005, 12:31 PM nekkid or not, no pics.
it'll be a matter of time before he finds out that I am posting on this site.
my boss looks and acts like John Belushi.
He has sick humor like me.
AmishBoy 07-22-2005, 12:31 PM What do you do at work BATMAN?
Carbine 556 07-22-2005, 12:31 PM amish who the hell is that in your avatar, its been bothering me since you put it up!
shwambo 07-22-2005, 12:31 PM Then just send me some pics and I'll post 'em up. They can't do anything to another minor (at least I would think they couldn't :scratch: )
Hades12 07-22-2005, 12:32 PM my boss looks and acts like John Belushi.
He has sick humor like me.
Bet he has some 'special' pics of her.
RedR1 07-22-2005, 12:32 PM Dude she's 15. That's gotta be legal SOMEWHERE. . . . .
turboSE 07-22-2005, 12:33 PM http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y213/turboSE/c1268612f3.jpg
Supper 07-22-2005, 12:33 PM Then just send me some pics and I'll post 'em up. They can't do anything to another minor (at least I would think they couldn't :scratch: )
so long as said minor is not naked, it does not violate the US code whatever the fuck number it is that states that all models must be over 18.
or so my understanding of that stupid law is anyway.
BATMAN 07-22-2005, 12:33 PM What do you do at work BATMAN?
I'm a Channel Account Manager for a start-up software company in the Service Oriented Architecture space.
Uber geeky shit. NO girls at all.
Fucking blows. Hence I need my daily fix of porn.
I've also started another company on the side, but that won't take off until R&D is done.
AmishBoy 07-22-2005, 12:34 PM amish who the hell is that in your avatar, its been bothering me since you put it up!
I don't know I found it on photobucket or google. She is one hot little bitch!!!!!!!!!! :yumyum:
BATMAN 07-22-2005, 12:37 PM He just looked at me today and said:
Fucker.
and then walked off.
AmishBoy 07-22-2005, 12:37 PM I'm a Channel Account Manager for a start-up software company in the Service Oriented Architecture space.
Uber geeky shit. NO girls at all.
Fucking blows. Hence I need my daily fix of porn.
I've also started another company on the side, but that won't take off until R&D is done.
Yeah my job is on the geek side too. I'm a network admin for a large corporation. I do get to do allot of traveling though.
BATMAN 07-22-2005, 12:37 PM I don't know I found it on photobucket or google. She is one hot little bitch!!!!!!!!!! :yumyum:
I thought she was Jolie.
AmishBoy 07-22-2005, 12:38 PM He just looked at me today and said:
Fucker.
and then walked off.
Hey that's a good sign. It's when they ignore you your in trouble.
AmishBoy 07-22-2005, 12:39 PM I thought she was Jolie.
I don't think so. :dunno: I do love fake hair and too much makeup on my women. LOL
BATMAN 07-22-2005, 12:40 PM he knows that given her appearance and that she was at a pub that I couldn't have known.
The gal was chatting with guys older than me as if she was just any ol' gal at a pub.
BATMAN 07-22-2005, 12:47 PM My boss mentioned the other day that our company is 95% Republicans.
we have 3 black belts, one ex-SEAL, and one ex-Marine Helicopter pilot.
Not bad for a company of 15.
And we share a building with the local Sheriff, our recent neighbors.
AmishBoy 07-22-2005, 12:51 PM Who is the other 5%?
jhammons01 07-22-2005, 12:53 PM You cut one guy in half if you have 95% of 15.
Dammit, I hat being the first post on a new page!!
AmishBoy 07-22-2005, 12:55 PM You cut one guy in half if you have 95% of 15.
Dammit, I hat being the first post on a new page!!
Yeah you suck. LOL
Maybe his boss was rounding. Or maybe this other person is short or they aren't always thinking clearly. Or it's a woman and she can't decide which polotician is the sexiest.
Carbine 556 07-22-2005, 12:57 PM It Bothers Me!!!!!!!
AmishBoy 07-22-2005, 12:58 PM It Bothers Me!!!!!!!
What the girl in my avatar? She is hot, you just can't look away.
Carbine 556 07-22-2005, 01:01 PM it bothers me cuz i want to know who it is lol
Supper 07-22-2005, 01:03 PM it bothers me cuz i want to know who it is lol
it bothers me because I want to stick it in her ear.
shwambo 07-22-2005, 01:03 PM Im thinking Jennifer Garner from Alias
Carbine 556 07-22-2005, 01:05 PM i do like the desert eagle though
Carbine 556 07-22-2005, 01:07 PM Im thinking Jennifer Garner from Alias
the forehead isnt big enough
shwambo 07-22-2005, 01:10 PM Maybe a wig covering it? The nose/cheekbones/lips look like her
Carbine 556 07-22-2005, 01:15 PM a wig wouldnt cover up that huge as forehead, you can ski down that shit!
AmishBoy 07-22-2005, 01:21 PM I don't know. She's probably 15 anyway. LOL Oh well.
AmishBoy 07-22-2005, 02:48 PM a wig wouldnt cover up that huge as forehead, you can ski down that shit!
So hey what's up you still not like me? LOL
EdwardNorth 07-22-2005, 02:54 PM I don't know. She's probably 15 anyway. LOL Oh well.
So what you're saying is... the girl in your avatar is the chick that BATMAN saw last night??? :dunno: :wiggle:
viperkillerwannabe 07-22-2005, 03:04 PM She kind of looks like Masumi Max from www.iamtrouble.com NWS Link
I could also be WAY off.
Alex-7 07-22-2005, 03:06 PM "man batman, u sick fuck, she's my 15-year old niece.
Your boss calls you batman?
AmishBoy 07-22-2005, 03:07 PM So what you're saying is... the girl in your avatar is the chick that BATMAN saw last night??? :dunno: :wiggle:
I was just noting a possible similarity. LOL :wiggle:
BATMAN 07-22-2005, 03:13 PM Your boss calls you batman?
once in a while.
I think he's seen the batmobile.
$100T2 07-22-2005, 04:14 PM i was going to say who cares if she is hot peg it.. but looks 10 years older when only 15? Hmm... I'd have to see pics
When I was an interpreter at a junior high, (11 - 13 year olds) there were SEVERAL girls that my buddy and I agreed if we saw at a bar we would have thought they were in their early 20's. Let's here it for rBGH boys!!
Say No To Pistons 07-22-2005, 04:18 PM so....youd hit 11-13 year olds? imagin their pops found out about this? hahahah
AmishBoy 07-22-2005, 04:58 PM I don't know that stuff is like a yard sell. From the road you're like OH SHIT LOOK AT THAT. Then you stop and talk and it's like no thanks.
DarkAngelKamui 07-22-2005, 05:21 PM :rofl:
Best analogy evar....
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