FeatherTheClutch 07-23-2005, 12:50 AM Well, i have been talking to this girl that lives in Long island originally from Cali. We have been talking on and off for 2 months or so now, she sends me pics all the time and stuff but i still find it hard to believe that she is the age she claims or is really a chick!(well ive heard her voice so she is a chick i think :hide: ). She is 18 and i live maybe an hour 20 minutes from her, but we both agree we dont know each other well enough to just meet yet because it'd be weird. I would be up for it i guess but i doubt she would be. How can i be for sure without meeting her(or before i go meet her and get raped by a 6,10 black guy or a fat chick) that shes telling the truth.
jhammons01 07-23-2005, 12:51 AM HAHAA didn't read the thread!!! Just the title is funny enough.....Now I'll read
aznpoopy 07-23-2005, 12:52 AM picking up chicks on the net = geekdom
you guys should meet up half way and both of you bring friends with you
pray that her friends are not bigger and more numerous then yours
turboSE 07-23-2005, 12:52 AM SHE HAS .........................BONERPOCKETS!!! :hide:
aznpoopy 07-23-2005, 12:53 AM i changed my mind
you can trust her if she lets you put your boner on her shoulder
jhammons01 07-23-2005, 12:53 AM Just go meet her. All yo need to do to verify is get a pic with her holding a sign that reads
Ilstreet.com pwn3s j00 al
OBTW
THIS THREAD IS USELESS WITHOUT PICS
FeatherTheClutch 07-23-2005, 12:53 AM picking up chicks on the net = geekdom
you guys should meet up half way and both of you bring friends with you
pray that her friends are not bigger and more numerous then yours
I wasnt looking for chicks over the net, it just happend and we talked..alright cheeseboy?!
FeatherTheClutch 07-23-2005, 12:57 AM Just go meet her. All yo need to do to verify is get a pic with her holding a sign that reads
Ilstreet.com pwn3s j00 al
OBTW
THIS THREAD IS USELESS WITHOUT PICS
haha, no im not posting pics of a chick that i dont REALLLY know yet, thats just wrong plus i didnt save them, damnit. But there has to be a way to find out without offending her and making her think i dont trust her. I already offender her before when we first staryed talking and i told her straight up shes probably a guy..lol
jhammons01 07-23-2005, 01:03 AM Your on Illstreet talking about ethics!! Ha!
THIS THREAD IS USELESS WITHOUT PICS
We gotta see what she looks like. Just a pic of here (clothed) would suffice. I mean if she's a dog then what?? You'll have to demand she pays your gas to drive an hour and ahlf to bone her
Say No To Pistons 07-23-2005, 01:05 AM wtf? long island? i live in brooklyn! can i go too???
jhammons01 07-23-2005, 01:05 AM My advice will chage dramatically if she looks like this
http://www.fotosearch.com/comp/FSP/FSP126/026017.jpg
Or this
http://pix2.hotornot.com/pics/HL/H8/HR/KL/GYARG8RTHKKF.jpg
Or her
http://www.pages.drexel.edu/~lak24/images/funny_girl.jpg
FeatherTheClutch 07-23-2005, 01:12 AM wtf? long island? i live in brooklyn! can i go too???
haha, brooklyn huh? God, i love your guys accents. But yeah she claims she lives in roslyn heights(sp?) ever hear of it?
1revnrex 07-23-2005, 01:54 AM Do this, tell her you want to meet her at a busy place (local mall, burger joint w/e). Tell her what you are going to be wearing and ask what she is going to be wearing. Go to meet her wearing the complete opposite of what you told her and hope she doesnt do the same. If the bitch looks haggard you can dip on her and block her ass. If shes got it going on you can walk up to her and introduce yourself, just tell her you spilled your boyfriends semen on your shirt and had to change clothes before you arrived.
GOOD LUCK!!
jhammons01 07-23-2005, 02:02 AM just tell her you spilled your boyfriends semen on your shirt and had to change clothes before you arrived.
Hahah Seaman
FeatherTheClutch 07-23-2005, 04:33 PM Hahah Seaman
:yumyum:
Supper 07-23-2005, 04:37 PM First of all:
internet relationships suck ass.
second:
they are always a lot stranger in real life then online
third:
people very rarely have the same personality IRL then online.
things get really really strange especially if you wind up fucking.
FeatherTheClutch 07-23-2005, 04:42 PM First of all:
internet relationships suck ass.
second:
they are always a lot stranger in real life then online
third:
people very rarely have the same personality IRL then online.
things get really really strange especially if you wind up fucking.
Well it wouldant be a totally internet thing, i mean its not a far drive. But still id put it in her butt.
Supper 07-23-2005, 04:43 PM things always wind up going back to the way they started.
trust me on that one.
speed_monkey 07-23-2005, 04:43 PM Then when she's sleeping PIIDE ;)
FeatherTheClutch 07-23-2005, 04:44 PM things always wind up going back to the way they started.
trust me on that one.
splain?
Supper 07-23-2005, 04:47 PM eh.
long story short, met her online, she wanted to meet. we met, we fucked, then she refused to talk to me anywhere but the net after that.
speed_monkey 07-23-2005, 04:49 PM you got cooter out of it, sounds like a success to me? lmao
FeatherTheClutch 07-23-2005, 04:51 PM eh.
long story short, met her online, she wanted to meet. we met, we fucked, then she refused to talk to me anywhere but the net after that.
But was it good sex? :dunno:
Supper 07-23-2005, 04:52 PM it was pretty damn good sex, and worth it in my opinion.
it was one of those nights that instead of just fuck and sleep, it went on for about 12 hours.
aznpoopy 07-23-2005, 05:31 PM it was pretty damn good sex, and worth it in my opinion.
it was one of those nights that instead of just fuck and sleep, it went on for about 12 hours.
i call bullshit
FeatherTheClutch 07-23-2005, 05:38 PM i call bullshit
Why? :dunno:. They could easily have sex for lets say 5-30 minutes at a time depending how he can handle his load, take a half hour or an hour rest, fuck again. repeat.
aznpoopy 07-23-2005, 05:47 PM Why? :dunno:. They could easily have sex for lets say 5-30 minutes at a time depending how he can handle his load, take a half hour or an hour rest, fuck again. repeat.
i call bullshit
1revnrex 07-23-2005, 06:05 PM Yah I wouldnt spend 12 hours on some strange puss unless it belonged to her...
RX7WEEE 07-23-2005, 07:05 PM Its not that big of a deal, i've meet a few chicks from online.
Just meet in someplace where there is alot of strangers around.
Not a big deal IMO.
FeatherTheClutch 07-23-2005, 07:18 PM Yah I wouldnt spend 12 hours on some strange puss unless it belonged to her...
post more in nekkid section.
TJGoSurf 07-23-2005, 09:10 PM get that bitch on webcam. tell her to drop the $20 and buy one, and upgrade to broadband. boom you got proof and you can hear her speak.
FeatherTheClutch 07-23-2005, 09:30 PM get that bitch on webcam. tell her to drop the $20 and buy one, and upgrade to broadband. boom you got proof and you can hear her speak.
Ive already brought that up very slickly saying we should both get them, and shes like "only attention whores have webcams" i was like hmm alright..i highly doubt she is who she says. :dunno:
TJGoSurf 07-23-2005, 09:32 PM Ive already brought that up very slickly saying we should both get them, and shes like "only attention whores have webcams" i was like hmm alright..i highly doubt she is who she says. :dunno:
that would make me nervous. yet you talked to her on the phone?
jhammons01 07-23-2005, 11:07 PM Yea, you talked on the phone.....do you think it was the neighborhood 13year old posing for a Britney Spears concert ticket??
Go meet her!!!! You blink and your 41, Fat, with strange growths on your skin and no hotties want to play hide the salamy anymore.........did I just say that outloud??
Say No To Pistons 07-24-2005, 01:23 AM haha, brooklyn huh? God, i love your guys accents. But yeah she claims she lives in roslyn heights(sp?) ever hear of it?
never heard of it. why dont you ask her to wait somewhere. you hide in your car, tell her to call you when she arrives. then if shes fat, ugly, damn skinny, or anything you dont like. then..drive away and never talk to her again. if shes hot, HIT IT!!
FeatherTheClutch 07-24-2005, 01:30 AM Yea, you talked on the phone.....do you think it was the neighborhood 13year old posing for a Britney Spears concert ticket??
Go meet her!!!! You blink and your 41, Fat, with strange growths on your skin and no hotties want to play hide the salamy anymore.........did I just say that outloud??
:rofl: no im pretty sure she is a girl, just not sure if shes the girl who i think she is.
jhammons01 07-24-2005, 01:33 AM Well at least "it" has a vagina. Which some may disagree but as I get old and "dirty" any Fagina is good as long as its Allotta!!!!
http://www.febl.org/reports/p693.bmp
FeatherTheClutch 07-24-2005, 01:34 AM Well at least "it" has a vagina. Which some may disagree but as I get old and "dirty" any Fagina is good as long as its Allotta!!!!
i am scared she is like 14.. :red:
jhammons01 07-24-2005, 01:37 AM yea.....the only thing I would worry about is some underage girl..............................NOT.
FeatherTheClutch 07-24-2005, 01:41 AM well if she isnt the girl in the pics, chances are shes ugly :P
jhammons01 07-25-2005, 05:30 PM Nobody is gonna send pics....not of themselves....and then agree to meet you.
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