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czarofzar 08-09-2007, 09:47 AM A prediction from Czarofzar suggests that, maybe for the first time ever, Canada will declare war on another nation, based on oil. Weren't Canadians lecturing at USA for grabbing oil in Mideast?
Just in...
Canadian PM vows to defend Arctic
TORONTO, Ontario (AP) -- Canada's prime minister has begun a three-day trip to the Arctic in an effort to assert sovereignty over the region a week after Russia symbolically staked a claim to the North Pole by sending submarines.
Canadian Prime Minister Stephen Harper is on a three-day trip to the Arctic.
Although Stephen Harper's visit has been planned for months, it has taken on new importance since the Russian subs dived 2½ miles to the Arctic shelf and planted their country's flag in a titanium capsule.
"The Russians sent a submarine to drop a small flag at the bottom of the ocean. We're sending our prime minister to reassert Canadian sovereignty," a senior government official told The Associated Press on condition of anonymity because his language was undiplomatic.
Five countries -- Canada, Russia, the United States, Norway and Denmark -- are competing to secure subsurface rights to the Arctic seabed. One study by the U.S. Geological Survey estimates the Arctic has as much as 25 percent of the world's undiscovered oil and gas.
Harper, who has pledged to spend billions defending Canada's sovereignty over the Arctic, is expected to announce the location of a planned military deep water port later in the week.
"Our government has an aggressive Arctic agenda," said Dimitri Soudas, the prime minister's spokesman.
Last month, Harper announced that six to eight new patrol ships will be built to guard the Northwest Passage sea route in the Arctic, which the United States insists does not belong to Canada.
U.S. Ambassador David Wilkins has criticized Harper's promise to defend the Arctic, calling the Northwest Passage "neutral waters."
Harper said last month the deep water port will serve as an operating base for naval ships and also will be used for commercial purposes. He might also announce a military training center in the Arctic.
"Canada has a choice when it comes to defending our sovereignty over the Arctic. We either use it or lose it. And make no mistake, this government intends to use it," Harper said.
The disputed Northwest Passage runs below the North Pole from the Atlantic to the Pacific through the Arctic Archipelago.
As global warming melts the passage -- which is navigable only during a slim window in the summer -- the waters are exposing unexplored resources, and becoming an attractive shipping route. Commercial ships can shave off some 2,480 miles from Europe to Asia compared with the current routes through the Panama Canal.
Canada also wants to assert its claim over Hans Island at the entrance to the Northwest Passage.
The half-square-mile rock, one-seventh the size of New York's Central Park, is wedged between Canada's Ellesmere Island and Danish-ruled Greenland, and for more than 20 years has been a subject of unusually bitter exchanges between the two NATO allies.
In 1984, Denmark's minister for Greenland affairs, Tom Hoeyem, caused a stir when he flew in on a chartered helicopter, raised a Danish flag on the island, buried a bottle of brandy at the base of the flagpole and left a note saying: "Welcome to the Danish island."
The dispute erupted again two years ago when former Canadian Defense Minister Bill Graham set foot on the rock while Canadian troops hoisted the Maple Leaf flag.
Denmark sent a letter of protest to Ottawa, while Canadians and Danes took out competing Google ads, each proclaiming sovereignty over the rock 680 miles south of the North Pole.
Some Canadians even called for a boycott of Danish pastries.
Canada and the United States dismissed the Russian flag-planting as legally meaningless.
But Russian researchers also plan to use the dive to help map the Lomonosov ridge, a 1,240-mile underwater mountain range that crosses the polar region. Moscow claims the ridge is an extension of the Eurasian continent, and therefore part of Russia's continental shelf under international law.
The United Nations has rejected Moscow's claim, citing a lack of evidence, but Russia is set to resubmit it in 2009. If recognized, the claim would give Russia control of more than 460,000 square miles, representing almost half of the Arctic seabed
2ndGen.Rocket 08-09-2007, 11:30 AM It's funny that people are still competing over undesignated territories by getting there first and sticking a flag in the ground.
Cosby 08-09-2007, 11:32 AM Does canada have a military that can actually keep russia out?
Manntis 08-09-2007, 04:22 PM It's a ceremonial skirmish, much like the one over the island a few years back. mainly Canada and Russia are reasserting the already-agreed borders, whilst the US is trying to declare those borders don't exist so they can access heretofor Canadian and Russian oil reserves under the water.
aznpoopy 08-09-2007, 04:39 PM roma victor!!! this land is roman! *drives SPQR flag into ground*
Manntis 08-09-2007, 04:44 PM Does canada have a military that can actually keep russia out?
When I first joined the forces, our role was to defend northern NATO nations against Soviet / Russian invasion. A lot of winter warfare training, relying not on numbers or superior firepower but on stealth and strategy.
2ndGen.Rocket 08-09-2007, 04:51 PM I don't think anyone is really worrying about the Canadian military. No offense.
DarkAngelKamui 08-09-2007, 04:59 PM I don't think anyone is really worrying about the Canadian military. No offense.
That's what they'd want you to think, till they bring out the Maple Cannon...
2ndGen.Rocket 08-09-2007, 05:03 PM That's what they'd want you to think, till they bring out the Maple Cannon...
They will just shower the US in Maple Syrup. As everyone is busy revelling in the good fortune and cooking pancakes, sneak attack.
$100T2 08-09-2007, 09:32 PM It's funny that people are still competing over undesignated territories by getting there first and sticking a flag in the ground.
It's almost like dogs urinating on trees.
czarofzar 08-09-2007, 09:54 PM After through searching countless web pages, I found a pic of a Canadian soldier.
http://data2.collectionscanada.ca/ap/a/a115507-v6.jpg
Manntis 08-10-2007, 04:47 PM ^ Canadian Expeditionary Force, circa 1914-1917. When Canada fought as a unified army and threw off the last vestiges of British colonialism, while earning many battle honours and developing a reputation of first-into-the-fight that continues to this day in Afghanistan.
Any of you hating fuckers should do some research on Canada's record in WWI, WWII, Korea, and most recently Afghanistan and Haiti.
Say No To Pistons 08-10-2007, 05:15 PM https://ideotrope.org/pub/media/photos/bianca/2004/07/20040722063854.jpg
Any of you hating fuckers should do some research on Canada's record in WWI, WWII, Korea, and most recently Afghanistan and Haiti.
Quoted for the mother fucking truth.
czarofzar 08-10-2007, 06:19 PM Obviously, i joined the wrong military. P.S. Wheres the black dudes? Don't you Canadians have any black dudes to send up front?
http://dominionpaper.ca/weblog/img/canadian_soldiers.jpg
wonner 08-11-2007, 07:40 PM http://i71.photobucket.com/albums/i125/W0NNER/1184833863714.jpg
czarofzar 08-11-2007, 09:58 PM I conclude that Canadians have no sense of humor.
Manntis 08-14-2007, 01:26 PM Despite virtually all non-jewish comedians featured in Hollywood films being Canadian... ;)
Jim Carrey, Dan Ackroyd, Eugene Levy, Tommy Chong, John Candy, David Foley, Tom Green, Phil Hartman...
Vert8813B 08-14-2007, 03:31 PM Tommy Chong was a draft dodging American. Canada can have him.
czarofzar 08-14-2007, 05:29 PM Despite virtually all non-jewish comedians featured in Hollywood films being Canadian... ;)
Jim Carrey, Dan Ackroyd, Eugene Levy, Tommy Chong, John Candy, David Foley, Tom Green, Phil Hartman...
HA! You know what i mean. Not those guys...YOU TWO. Manntis and Arks2
I used to watch second city...
sonofabelch 08-14-2007, 05:39 PM Canadians (and Romanians) were about the only ones worth a shit with us while I was overseas. I'm not sure how they would do by themselves in a war against Russia or something like that, but they did good from what I saw.
Got to hand it to them.
HA! You know what i mean. Not those guys...YOU TWO. Manntis and Arks2
I used to watch second city...
don't forget Mike Myers and Martin Short, they're pretty funny too.
Manntis 08-14-2007, 07:18 PM Tommy Chong was a draft dodging American. Canada can have him.
Dude - he's Canadian. Born in Edmonton, Alberta.
You're thinking of Cheech Martin.
Vert8813B 08-14-2007, 09:24 PM I could have sworn he was an admitted american draf dodger during vietnam.
I conclude that Canadians have no sense of humor.
I have a great sense of humor.
knock, knock...
wonner 08-14-2007, 11:30 PM Who's there,eh?
czarofzar 08-14-2007, 11:48 PM Who's there?
Knock, Knock...Who's there?
Go fuck yourself.
czarofzar 08-15-2007, 09:16 PM go fuck yourself who?
lol
guess you didn't see Catch Me If You Can, eh?
czarofzar 08-15-2007, 10:04 PM hehe guess not. Joke failed. noe any polish jokes?
how was copper wire invented?
czarofzar 08-16-2007, 06:14 AM dunno
Two Poles were fighting over a penny.
czarofzar 08-16-2007, 05:07 PM hehe not bad.
Manntis 08-16-2007, 08:03 PM Here's an oldie but a goodie. Knock knock.
A man and a woman were in the process of getting a divorce. One of the issues that needed to be resolved was who was to get custody of their son as both parties were fighting over this. So the judge asks the boy, “Son, do you want to live with your mother?”
“No,” replied the boy, “she beats me.”
“Well then, do you want to live with your father?” asked the judge.
Once again the boy replies: “No, he beats me.”
“Well then who do you want to live with?”
“I want to live with the Polish national soccer team,” answered the boy. “They don’t beat anyone.”
Manntis 08-16-2007, 08:33 PM who's there?
Amy Fisher.
Manntis 08-16-2007, 08:38 PM Bang!
Oh, HAHAAH!!
I get it
not really
Edit: I get it know
czarofzar 08-16-2007, 09:47 PM im guessing she smacked into the door?
didn't she shoot some guy's wife at her front door?
czarofzar 08-16-2007, 10:01 PM OMG...I was thinking about that blind chick. hellen keller
Manntis 08-17-2007, 01:45 AM im guessing she smacked into the door?
She was having an affair with Joey Buttafuoco when she was 16. He wouldn't leave his wife, so she went to their house and shot Mrs. Buttafuoco when she answered the door.
I remember seeing her interview on Opera (don't ask me why I was watching Opera). It was wierd because they pretty much vilified Joey Buttafuoco, acting as though the whole thing was his fault and she just didn't know any better. Load of bullshit if you ask me.
wotnartd 08-19-2007, 08:14 AM OMG...I was thinking about that blind chick. hellen keller
Not Anne Frank?
czarofzar 08-19-2007, 09:44 AM Not Anne Frank?
lol nope...this chickVVV
http://myhero.com/images/guest/g2885/hero2829/g2885_u1197_10043.JPG
Manntis 08-19-2007, 03:06 PM Not Anne Frank?
Even the trees walked in that movie!
poopsmith 09-16-2007, 04:03 PM oooh
ricky_cooper 11-15-2007, 06:24 AM hey good post. keep it up.
illegalfugitive 02-10-2008, 02:45 AM interesting read.
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