Fuck me this sucks

http://www.cbc.ca/sports/soccer/story/2008/06/03/cannavaro-euro-italy.html

WTF is soccer? ;)

It's a primeval game of sport, wherein solely their legs are used to move a ball into a goal.

what about goalies?

what about goalies?

What about the goalie.


FUCK SOCCER

They use their hands to move the ball. What about throw-ins?

What about fucking tigers? You ever play soccer with a fucking tiger? Didn't think so.

What about headers?

What about jackals? Fuckers will eat YOUR FACE!!!


AND DINGOS!??? Your motherfucking BABY!

shoulders?

Leopards!? Fucking leopards!?

Chest.

Motherfucking landmines!

Trying to talk about "soccer" to Americans is unfortunately a lost cause.....Mostly because they're angry that it takes so much more skill to play than "football" and that there isn't any ass slapping involved.....

Trying to talk about "soccer" to Americans is unfortunately a lost cause.....Mostly because they're angry that it takes so much more skill to play than "football" and that there isn't any ass slapping involved.....

You a soccer fan, Herschel?

You a soccer fan, Herschel?

Somewhat yes. I played for a good portion of my life, but I have kind of fallen out of the "know" for the past few years. I do know, however, that I am not fond of the Italian national team......And that the Premier League pwns everyone......Man U FTMFW.

Serie A is the best technical soccer in my opinion. I find Premier League boring and unimaginative. All they do is play bloody long balls all day. Why do you not like the Azzurri (Italian national side)?

What about fucking tigers? You ever play soccer with a fucking tiger? Didn't think so.

I play basketball against by dog. He steals the ball like a motherfucker.

Serie A is the best technical soccer in my opinion. I find Premier League boring and unimaginative. All they do is play bloody long balls all day. Why do you not like the Azzurri (Italian national side)?

Serie A isn't bad. I must confess that I never really watched a lot of that league so I can't really speak with much confidence about it. And as far as long balls.....I do think that is one of the major differences between "Anglo" and "Latino" players. The "Anglos" tend to crush it to move it down field quickly, whereas, the "Latinos" tend to use crazy ass footwork and speed to accomplish the same.

Have you ever watched any of the Argentinian Leagues? Aside from being corrupt as hell, they like to get down and dirty. It's kind of like the hockey league of soccer, LOL! They're not as skilled perse, but it makes for an interesting match especially when the fans start lighting off fireworks at the refs, LMAO!

Now as far as highly skilled and fun to watch.....Brazil is where it's at. Ronaldinho is a fucking god among soccer players (yes, I know he plays for FC Barcelona, but he is from Brazil)......He is so friggin' awesome that a lot of people thought that his Nike commercial was CG. I mean seriously....How friggin' bad ass do you have to be to hit the top bar from outside the box 4 times in a row without the ball touching the ground......

I still love me some Man U though, but if we're talking national teams then I'm goin' with Brazil. Brazilians invented footwork imo.....

P.S. I'm surprised the Brits on the forum haven't commented in this thread...Must be a bunch of poofs......

Ronaldinho is great, no doubt about that

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1QlLZuehOQA&feature=related

However, for my money, I'd say that Messi is the best in the world right now (after Cannavaro of course ;) )

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KZnUr8lcqjo

P.S. I'm surprised the Brits on the forum haven't commented in this thread...Must be a bunch of poofs......

Isn't there only one on this forum?

Isn't there only one on this forum?
Well, I think there's is only one "actual" Brit here, but Fenda is a Pseudo-Brit and Dano lives in France and hangs out with Irish folk so he should know a little something about soccer as well.

Not a big fan of Cristiano Ronaldo, but you gotta be impressed with some of the things he can do

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OS5tQvQOB-Y&feature=related

Here's an ass load of Brazilian street soccer vids. It's actually a dvd I think, broken up into 13 parts.....Best footwork EVAR....

#1 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1W7cPRLU-RM&feature=related
#2 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zbRlXQMPlAk&mode=related&search=
#3 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gbDv3EmNE78&NR ....Pay close attention around 1:51
#4 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3jEDKoWjzg4&mode=related&search=
#5 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nOBnoWc47C8&mode=related&search=
#6 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U5cJuHeHpBE&mode=related&search= ....1:31......
#7 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uD_fy3ZkCl0&mode=related&search= ....This guy is a master of ball control.....watch closely at the goal run starting around 2:21....Fucking WOW.
#8 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QzNzD-6crfY&mode=related&search=
#9 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A5RaNg0iPeY&mode=related&search=
#10 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E8L744Gmy3o&mode=related&search=
#11 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bppl6InpGyQ&feature=related
#12 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h94L56uOp4U&feature=related
#13 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bt-LDt5fH2A&feature=related

these are awesome!

Yea, I really like street soccer a lot. I really doesn't get more technical than that.

And then there's this kid.......Those crazy Japanese and their discipline.....
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=COcczatkNP4

What do you think, real or fake?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4RRntlGlTbc

I think it would actualy take a few takes to get all thouse shots, but I don't see it as impossible. If Ronaldinho can hit the top bar 4 times in a row from outside the box then these things can be done I would imagine.