A young Chinese couple gets married. She's a virgin. Truth be told, he is a virgin too, but she doesn't know that.

On their wedding night, she cowers naked under the sheets as her husband undresses in the darkness. He climbs into bed next to her and tries to be reassuring. "My darring," he whispers, "I know dis your firss time and you berry frighten. I pomise you, I give you anyting you want, I do anyting - juss anyting you want. You juss ask... so... whatchu want?" he says, trying to sound experienced and worldly, which he hopes will impress her.

A thoughtful silence follows and he waits patiently (and eagerly) for her request. She eventually shyly whispers back, "I want to try someting I have heard about from other girls... Numbaa 69."

More thoughtful silence, this time from him. Eventually, in a puzzled tone he asks her... "You want... Garlic Chicken with steam vegable? "

lol, so wrong...

Hahhahaha :rofl: . That's good.

*chortle*

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If they're both Chinese, why do they speak English to each other. Especially considering they don't seem to say it well. That's all I see funny here.

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If they're both Chinese, why do they speak English to each other. Especially considering they don't seem to say it well. That's all I see funny here.

In order for the Western concept of Chinese food ordered by number to make sense. Asians are the last racial group 'safe' to mock that way, as evidenced by the removal from the airwaves of classic Tom & Jerry cartoons featuring the Ol' Mammy or Our Gang reruns with some characters in blackface, etc. After Schindler's List came out, some New York and Zionist jews even accused Spielberg of making Amon Goeth out to be too nice and kind.

I hate New York Zionist Jews. I have to put up with them all the time :-\

I hate New York Zionist Jews. I have to put up with them all the time :-\
Are you Mel Gibson?
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If you're Mel you may as well go ahead and drive around drunk... 3 or 4 DUI's later and you're still driving!

Lmaoynaise!

No, I just hate people telling me about how Israel has a right to survive and we should support them, but that is neither here nor there, and this is not religion forum.

Funny how after the US government sold Saudi Arabia $20 billion worth of military hardware this hear, they had to 'gift' $30 billion to Isreal so they wouldn't get sand in their vagina.

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