<font color='#0000FF'>Im creating this thread in hopes that everyone sends me and robert $1 for every POS movie we save them from seeing.</font>

<font color='#0000FF'>Dumb and Dumber

Yup, this is a good one. &nbsp;Its worth watching. &nbsp;I just saw it today for the first time <img src="http://www.illstreet.com/forums/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/smile.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':)'> &nbsp;I guess thats why you guys quote it every few days. &nbsp;Watch it!</font>

<font color='#000F22'>Pitch Black

Don't see this crap. &nbsp;It has Vin Dumbass in it (that's problem number one). &nbsp;It's got more cgi bat-like things in it than there really should be. &nbsp;That bald man-girl thing is more than enough to scare normal people...

It showed on USA last night. &nbsp;I watched the last hour of it, which is actually more than enough time to grasp the start and finish of the film's dim plot.

I should be paid $2 for this one. &nbsp;It's really stupid...</font>

<font color='#0000FF'>NARC

Ive been fortunate enough lately to have seen good movies and this is another one for the list. &nbsp;I dont think it played in any of the theatres locally but when it comes out on video I suggest it. &nbsp;It kind of leaves you wondering... &nbsp;Seemed kind of short and I don't really know how realistic it is since Im not a cop.</font>

adding a review:

"Ghost Ship"

I thought this movie was bangin. I like the very end, it made me go "oh ****!!"


Mark
95SE

28 days later

This movie was an absolute waste of time, money and the crappy film they put it on. It felt like I was IN there 28 days instead of 2 hours. It was about a bunch of crack heads in the ghetto coming down off a high lookin for some more crack and it was STUPID. You shoot people with guns you dont stab with guns and you dont pick a baseball bat OVER a gun. Also most guys can in fact go longer than a month without sex before killing themselves.

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Originally posted by COsborne
Also most guys can in fact go longer than a month without sex before killing themselves.

and i'm living proof..

and yeah - that movie did suck. There were too many incredibly stupid and dumbass things people did. Everybody dies in this movie except 3 people... as far as i can tell.

also, if you're stitching 30 foot tall letters out of parachute material to attract your rescuers' attention, you're not going to make a 5 letter word like "hello" - you're going to make a word with as few letters as possible like "help." Duh... This way you actually send a message that will likely enact a response out of the rescuers that you want. And go figure - it takes less parachute! Less time the woman spends stitching a "P" the more time she can spend cooking...