Okay, so here's the deal, find out how you will be arrested, the Google way.

Go to Google, type "(your FIRST name) was arrested for" and see what you got sent to the slammer for. Remember to use the quotations marks, or else it wont work!!!!


Chris was arrested for disorderly conduct and released on $250 bail. Trump won't be happy!

In 2005, Jason was arrested for public intoxication and drug possession in Des Moines, Iowa.


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Immediately, Jason was arrested for the infringement of law 202 in Hammuabi’s code.

Mr. Simmonds, who had studied the code, knew what that meant.

“Law number 202 under Hammurabi’s code states: If any one strike the body of a man higher in rank than he, he shall receive sixty blows with an ox-whip in public.” he said.

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Courtney and Jason shared a romantic moment, but it was short lived when they survived and Jason was arrested for Brian's shooting.

To many things to list

Kyle was arrested for a crime he didn't do however, the Sheriff doesn't believe him.

Michael was arrested for:
1) Selling medical devices not approved by the FDA
2) Exaggerating their effectiveness (a federal criminal offense)

John was arrested for “maintaining a common nuisance” based upon the discovery of twenty pounds of marijuana in his apartment.

"I feel really close to a number of [the parents]," says Mary LeBlanc, a 51-year-old Louisiana receptionist whose 17-year-old son Adam was expelled, arrested, chained to the wall of a police station by his ankles and thrown in jail after his younger brother's school bus driver found a drawing in a sketch pad that depicted Adam and his friends attacking the high school with ICBM missiles.

In December, soon after he turned 21, Brandon was arrested for check forgery.

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Fucked up thing is, they're talking about Brandon Teena

In December, soon after he turned 21, Brandon was arrested for check forgery.

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Fucked up thing is, they're talking about Brandon Teena

http://www.blikk.no/img/publish/2005/01/boys_dont_cry.jpg

"Hi, I'm Brandon!"

I was just thinking about "mine" and realizing how awesome it would be to have 20 lbs of pot.

After three tests of a shoe print found on Daniel's body -- two of which turned up unidentifiable -- Aaron was arrested for murder in the first degree and tampering with evidence after refusing to speak about the incident. It was Feb. 11, 1997.

Upon his arrest, the juvenile court illegally transferred the child for adult prosecution under the mistaken belief that the transfer was automatic. The child's attorney did the transfer at the request of the prosecutor with no objection.

"They were trying to give him the death sentence," said his father, Dean. "If he would have been found guilty of that charge, they would have given him the death penalty in the state of Arizona. Even though he was 14, he was charged as an adult."

THIS IS GHEY! WHY DO I GET THE GHEYSHIT?!?!

"In 1997, Robert was arrested for possession of marijuana and taken to the Clark County detention center in Las Vegas where three men raped him in the shower. Now, 18 months out of prison, he is still trying to come to terms with the experience."

Haha

Brent Parker arrested for soliciting sex from an undercover officer posing as a male prostitute. http://www.sltrib.com/2003/Mar/03012003/utah/34193.asp <p> ...

The cab driver, Mahmud Faruq Brent, was arrested in August and charged with conspiring to support Lashkar-e-Taiba, which the US government has identified as ...

Police in Glenwood Springs, Colorado have arrested Brent Brents after he allegedly assaulted another victim. Brents was taken into custody just before 11pm ...

Brent Carter arrested on assault charge (25 May 2006) A young Owingsville man under investigation in an earlier assault on one woman was arrested last week ...

Those are some of the better ones.

Richard was arrested for thirteen murders, five attempted murders, six rapes, three lewd acts on children, two kidnappings, three acts of forced oral copulation, four counts of sodomy, five robberies and fourteen burglaries. He was convicted on forty-six of those counts at 2:20 on September 20th, 1989, in a Los Angeles county courtroom in California. He was subsequently given the death sentence on October 3rd of that same year. At first Richard was adamant about not pleading insanity as his defense. He did not want people to believe that he was insane. He was more interested in people knowing that he was a devout Satanist, and that Satan would protect him, and watch over him.

:(

John was arrested for “maintaining a common nuisance” based upon the discovery of twenty pounds of marijuana in his apartment

John was arrested for “maintaining a common nuisance” based upon the discovery of twenty pounds of marijuana in his apartment.

:40oz:

Joe is charged with soliciting an arrangement to pocket 50% of a $200,000 contract to dump debris on one of his vacant plots of land in St. Tammany. He was released on $5,000 bond, but faces up to 20 years if extortion is proved in court. The Councilman was charged with assaulting his ex-wife in 2002, but those charges were dropped three years later.

Kevin was arrested for selling himself on the streets of St Kilda and Charlie has fallen into a bottle of Southern Comfort.

Kevin was arrested for selling the communist 'Guardian' newspaper in Queen St, Brisbane.

so no one can top me being raped by 3 guys in a prison shower eh?

Matt was arrested for committing felony computer crime.

Matt was arrested for fondleing and messing with a police officer

Matt was arrested for The murder of his boyfriend's wife.

Matt was arrested for drywalling his basement without a permit

this is actually funnny :rofl:

Philadelphia brought some unexpected publicity when Lloyd was arrested for allegedly attacking a city bus driver while the driver was sitting behind the wheel of his bus at a stop light and Lloyd was sitting on his bike. The bus driver had nearly run Lloyd and his girlfriend off the road and Lloyd had raised one of his fingers in the air. The bus driver claimed it was an obscene gesture. Lloyd said that it represented his estimate of the bus driver's IQ. What transpired next is unclear, but the bus driver left his bus and ran after Lloyd. The police saw a scruffy bike person being chased by a uniformed transit worker and rushed to a too hasty judgment as to who was right and who was wrong.

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Damn, I'm a sick sonuvabitch...

Michael was arrested for unlawfully restraining the girl, was fined $500 and put on probation.

The police had no idea that the man they arrested and subsequently let go was responsible for not only assault but something much more sinister. That May, the body of Dzung Ngoc Tu, 25, was discovered in Fall Creek located at the bottom of a gorge in Ithaca, New York. Initially police believed that she committed suicide. Eventually, they realized that Dzung was actually the victim of a brutal rape and murder. Michael's violent fantasies had taken a deadly toll and Dzung would be considered his first known murder victim.

In 1734, Matthew was arrested for his politically maladroit actions and sent back to Dublin.

I HATE DUBLIN!!! :roll:

Kurt was arrested for domestic aggravated assault, domestic aggravated battery, attempted robbery and kidnapping.

There were only three google entries for my name. One of them was an exerpt from Kurt Cobain's book, the other was some wierd ass conspiracy story, and the only one worth a damn was the one I copied above.

Max was arrested for dealing vast amounts of amphetamines
(which he was trying to pass off as Ecstasy) he claimed to
ufologists that this was a set up to prevent him revealing the
'truth' about the Sheffield case

hmph?

thought this thread was about that dead girl at Clemson... they are releasing info on her killer tomorrow.

6-06-06... We're All Gona Die! In A Fire! Diaf!

Shane was arrested for heroin possession in 1948, and selling alcohol to minors

"SHAWN was arrested for being under the influence of a controlled substance at 2170 N. Fremont."

And I had my own profile on the fifth page of The Nathaniel Project http://www.gainscenter.samhsa.gov/pdfs/jail_diversion/nathaniel_project.pdf

here's some irony .... I really was arrested for PDC friday night... should be dropped tomorrow ;)

.... I really was arrested for PDC friday night...
Details?

here's some irony .... I really was arrested for PDC friday night... should be dropped tomorrow ;)

Wow. You were arrested for pyroclastic density current? I didn't even know that was illegal.

I'll write up the story later... basically I used profanity

my turn....

Last year Jon was arrested for the attempted murder of a reptilian shapeshifter masquerading as a bear at the Columbus Zoo. He's currently out on bail

My dad came to my work and told me Jon was arrested for killing five people.

Jon was arrested for writing software so he could play his DVDs on his Linux box.