Son of a bitch! I had a date all lined up for tonight. I even washed and waxed the 7. And as I'm folding some cloths a few min ago I think to myself "I'm looking forward to this to much, she's gonna call and cancel"

Guess what happened

"I cant make it tonight, my church has something tonight I have to go to. They usually dont have anything on saterdays"

I should have seen this coming sooner, every time I try to make a plan something fucks it up. Basterds.


BTW, no pics of this girl yet. Man law cant be upheld at this time

I approve this thread!

Sounds like she's not that into you.

You need skills. Girls like guys that can fight with a bo-stick.

Come on guys. We need to give some ideas here and help this man out.
Tell us about this church, rodney.

Sounds like she's not that into you.

First time I met her she spent the rest of the night following me around. I mentioned that we should get together sometime. Second time I met her she asked me "do you still wanna get together this weekend?" And when she called to cancel she wanted a raincheck.

I didn't even know she went to church. I heard her mention something about "meetings", I was thinking she might be in Amway or something.

First time I met her she spent the rest of the night following me around. I mentioned that we should get together sometime. Second time I met her she asked me "do you still wanna get together this weekend?" And when she called to cancel she wanted a raincheck.

I didn't even know she went to church. I heard her mention something about "meetings", I was thinking she might be in Amway or something.

Sounds like you wont be getting into her pantys anytime soon. Keep her on the back burner as someone to marry. Now go find a readily garage to park your rx into.

You guys dont know what its like around here, this is the first new female (18-25) That I've meet in about a hear and a half. Choices are VERY limited around here.

Joys of living on an island in the middle of nowhere :banghead:

Ever thought she got on the rag? Girl WILL cancel due to that. Keep trying then. I feel for ya.

Never thought of that, and I'm sure theres a reason for that too. :slolaugh:

Probably Quixtar, and not Amway.

With all the Religion around here you should great topics to discuss with her.

Ask her what she thinks about the rapture. Might get a last night on earth theme going.

Nah, thats not till Dec 21, 2012. A bit far off for the last night on earth scene. The religious topics are a good idea though, just gotta make sure I dont go to far and piss her off, or have her thinking I'm some good chruch going guy, psh.

She has AA MEETINGS!!!! ahhh

Nah, thats not till Dec 21, 2012. A bit far off for the last night on earth scene. The religious topics are a good idea though, just gotta make sure I dont go to far and piss her off, or have her thinking I'm some good chruch going guy, psh.

Seriously......You would have to be a total fucking dumbass to talk to a girl that you are trying to get with about religion......Come on man, that's dating 101 for Christ sake. If you want to talk to her about religion you might as well go ahead and tell her about that time that you got explosive diarrea and where no where near a toilet.....It will get you just about as much tail as talking about religion.

religion will fuck everything up on the long run, it ruined my marriage and brainwashed my now ex wife. Run from this girl.

Also, I once knew this blonde girl who was a total nut job. If this girl happens to be blonde, run from her.

My wife is christain. Love dont give a shit if you are marrying someone with a different opinion than you.
Did I just say that?

Nope, not blonde at all. Spanish in fact.

Czarofzar: I've only been on one date with the girl, marrige is not really on my mind yet.

I did find out more about her though, and she.......







she's a.....














Jehova's witness :banghead:

holy moly brother.

I grew up with a girl who was JW, and I never knew 'til she told me :/

She has AA MEETINGS!!!! ahhh

AA meetings are awesome to pick up chicks. You don't even have to slip them a roofie, just a vodka with 2 ice cubes. Or my handly flask, or my handy belt flask, or my ultra handy boot flask. But I'm not an alcoholic.

But I think her period came. She would rather say that than, yeah im bleeding out of my snatch right now and I really want to fuck you but that would just totally destroy what little self-esteem I have left.

.....or my handy belt flask....

Would that happen to be from Lucky 13?

I dont know. I saw in spencers the other weekend. You caught me, I just wanted to sound cool.

Does it look like this.....
http://www.greasegasandglory.com/product.php?productid=16171&cat=278&page=3

That is some gay shit.

Belt buckle skull flask....lol

http://www.spencersonline.com/Guys_Accessories/Maltcross-Flask-Buckle

That is some gay shit.


Maltese Cross belt flask........lol

it goes beautifully with wallet chains!

Yeah, you'd be one laced out piece of shit with one of those buckles AND a wallet chain.

Ahem

It's a belt buckle, It's a FLASK! holds 3 Oz. of booze. that is sure enough to take the edge off dinner at the in-laws, church on Sundays...

That might come in handy one day.

I dont know how religious she really is, but she's a 19 yr old drinker that spent about an hour and a half sharing my jacket with me. Thats one good thing about this island, you can take a girl to the beach and get her half naked. Then an hour drive later its 40 degree's out. Any time of year.

should have went with her...

should have went with her...

Classy move!

true that...super classy