Say No To Pistons 05-25-2006, 05:18 PM ok so these chinese spammers decided to go around the nieghborhood AGAIN (probably the 10th time within 2 yrs) trying to spread christianitiy.. i think theyre from a church or an organiztion or something like that. so two of them came over and my fuckin idiot dad decided to elt them in... they made me sit down with them and all of a sudden they made me read this bible related book... AND read the bible... wtfbbq?! i started questioning them and shit, somehow they got a holy answer to every single one of my question (like evolution etc etc... i was trying to prove em wrong).... but they couldnt freaking answer the question "is there proof that heaven exist"?... well they changed the subject... next thing i know... theyre coming back tomorrow with a white dude named paul... wtf should i do? im not interested but i dont wanna look like an "evil" asshole! someone get rid of them! and yes i already said that "im not interested" a few times...
Say No To Pistons 05-25-2006, 05:19 PM oh yeah and they want me to go to that church or w/e its called on sunday and go to the place where they meet on monday... monday i have off but its MY FUCKING BIRTHDAY! SHIT MY 16tH BDAY!... they still want me to come.. wtfbbq and my mom wants me to get into the program too...
vrooom305 05-25-2006, 05:30 PM spread blood across your front door....it worked for the Jews and the Angel of Death....
Cosby 05-25-2006, 08:42 PM I used to get invited to that stuff... I'd go and have SO much fun messing with people. You really should go. Eventually they'll catch on and leave you alone. You'll be sad.
Say No To Pistons 05-25-2006, 08:49 PM iuno what to do. im alright w/o a religion. i hate reading the bible wtf. i dont even get it and i like global history... i cant get them to go away! i already said im not interested. someone give me an idea!
Say No To Pistons 05-25-2006, 11:06 PM better give me some ideas! im gona b home at 4pm tomorrow and theyre gona b here at 5:50!
fcdrifter13 05-25-2006, 11:36 PM Act like a crazy person and swing a bat aound when they come to your door.
KatakanaKarl 05-26-2006, 12:22 AM Get a pentagram shirt, some demonic contact lenses, and some loud, angry music.
Wear the shit, and play the music real loud when they come. If you're lucky, they'll hear the music and skip you. If not, you answer the door looking like a possesed Short Round, and they should turn tail pretty quick.
Animal 05-26-2006, 12:54 AM Play a porno in the background. Not loud, but enough so they can hear.
Act interested, but tell them to come back in a bit, you're "busy".
No shirt helps too.
aznpoopy 05-26-2006, 01:27 AM you screwed yourself over
next time tell them you are christian already and you go to a church "upstate"
Are your parents Christians?
I think you should go. It can't hurt you. Unless the message gets through and you realize you have no hope. That's basically what the gospel message is all about.
preludedude 05-26-2006, 09:10 AM oh yeah and they want me to go to that church or w/e its called on sunday and go to the place where they meet on monday... monday i have off but its MY FUCKING BIRTHDAY! SHIT MY 16tH BDAY!... they still want me to come.. wtfbbq and my mom wants me to get into the program too...
only girls plan shit for bdays...or are you planning your sweet 16 to be on MTV?
Mark
95SE
Grand Wizard Hornsby 05-26-2006, 11:26 AM +1 for the porno bit
JPAccord 05-26-2006, 01:46 PM Act like you're buying into and tell them about TFL and its hedonistic members so they'll come on here and we can all fuck with them.
Say No To Pistons 05-26-2006, 05:58 PM wtf i came home from therapy and found a white dude and the same chiense lady sitting on the couch waiting for me... jebus... theyre coming back wedsnesday... so far the things i tried to use to prove them wrong wont work. does anyone have some ideas or questions that i can throw at these spammers? oh yeah YZF stfu ($100t2 can you ban him from this thread?)
Say No To Pistons 05-26-2006, 06:01 PM only girls plan shit for bdays...or are you planning your sweet 16 to be on MTV?
Mark
95SE
friends house because my parents are home. oh yeah it wont be like your bday parties since its not gona b a cockfest.
JPAccord 05-26-2006, 06:06 PM I planned a 2 kegger on my birthday, got about 75 people there, got laid, got wasted, and made 240 bucks.
Guess that makes me a girl.
Say No To Pistons 05-26-2006, 11:04 PM nahh.... though thats quite funny.
Tofuball 05-27-2006, 01:10 AM Take the red pill, Neo...
ask them to go see the davinci code with you...
Say No To Pistons 05-27-2006, 06:04 AM ^ actually that guy "paul" did talk about the da vinci code saying how its wrong and crazy how its trying to prove the bible wrong.
if you believe enough in your religion not to questions its history you should respect others enough to not get mad when they do.
^ actually that guy "paul" did talk about the da vinci code saying how its wrong and crazy how its trying to prove the bible wrong.
Tell "Paul" he's a dipfuck moron... the book was released as "FICTION" to begin with. Paul proved that a FICTION book isn't true... go paul!
Say No To Pistons 05-28-2006, 01:52 PM and pauls from florida... wtf? he came all the way up here to preach??
fcdrifter13 05-28-2006, 06:19 PM Paul should meet YZF and together they could have the stupidest gay children in the world.
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