Mitchum Max, rub on my pits. My friend said it keeps his hairy pits dry and fresh and recommended it to me. I also keep a bottle of Tag at home and in my gym locker. No cologne yet, soon...

Mitchum is win.

I haven't tried it yet (brought it earlier today). It smells terrible and the actual bar itself is less than 1/2 the size of the dispenser. What a rip off.

yeah, but it works really well :bigthumb:

When you guys get tired of smelling your pits around 7:00 pm......I let in you in on a little secret that worked for a man that sweats a gallon of water per hour.

Secret..........

u serious?

When you guys get tired of smelling your pits around 7:00 pm......I let in you in on a little secret that worked for a man that sweats a gallon of water per hour.

Secret..........

fag

Degree "extreme blast"

Keep me dry and non smelly

I don't wear cologne... most of it I'm alergic to... so I have to smell good between deodorant and sampoo, head and shoulders mountian something or another. And neutrogena body wash and usually get complements about smelling teh goodz.

When you guys get tired of smelling your pits around 7:00 pm......I let in you in on a little secret that worked for a man that sweats a gallon of water per hour.

Secret..........

SHMAN!

When you guys get tired of smelling your pits around 7:00 pm......I let in you in on a little secret that worked for a man that sweats a gallon of water per hour.

Secret..........

dryer than death valley

When you guys get tired of smelling your pits around 7:00 pm......I let in you in on a little secret that worked for a man that sweats a gallon of water per hour.

Secret..........

And you talk of revoking MY man card because I had a girl pick out some clothes and shoes with me?

WTF?


I use Speed Stick BTW... "Wear deodorant nigga! It's called Speed Stick! It's not expensive."

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rN2VqFPNS8w

STORM FORCE!

There is no manlier name :P

Old Spice Red Zone for deodarant, and Axe VooDoo for body spray.

Old Spice REd Zone soft solid in Fresh... Old spice classic aftershave for cologne in the rare event that i use it, and Old Spice red zone fresh bopdywash for my weekly shower.

Im a spicy old man.

Sorry guys.........If you want to NOT sweat........Secret.

I hate to admit it......but on one of those days after sleeping over at some girls house (way back 17+ years ago) I need some deodorant to go to work on a Monday morning.

The only thing she had.....Secret......Man I was dry all day long.......So I tried it again the next day.

You guys realize that if you use Secret, you can even skip a day without Deodorant?

Like I said........I'll let you in on a little known "Secret"

normal day...tag deodorant

if i'm going to wear cologne...i wear a no scent deodorant and Aqua di Gio (Armani)
You don't need to have your deodorant clash with your cologne

Never have used Cologne, never will. Not unless you count two stroke smoke as cologne.

Tried my new Mitchum stick today... Smells more like pits than my pits. I'll never buy Mitchum again.

Old Spice Red Zone for deodarant, and Axe VooDoo for body spray.

guido alert:

http://www.theonion.com/content/node/52985

Sorry guys.........If you want to NOT sweat........Secret.

I hate to admit it......but on one of those days after sleeping over at some girls house (way back 17+ years ago) I need some deodorant to go to work on a Monday morning.

The only thing she had.....Secret......Man I was dry all day long.......So I tried it again the next day.

You guys realize that if you use Secret, you can even skip a day without Deodorant?

Like I said........I'll let you in on a little known "Secret"


that makes two of us lol.

it works doesn't it??

I grew up in East Texas...Hot and Humid. I had to shower twice a day else the pits would be smelling up the place. Wish I knew this Secret back then.

The rest of you guys, there is a small travel size available. Buy a small one and try it out. You don't get the same results toss it away and you waisted ~$2.00 whole dollars. If it does work, you'll not be waisting time trying to mask arm pit smell with crap like Mitchum.

Honestly, all the deoderant for men is basically a smell designed to cover up an unpleasant arm pit smell. You sweat the same with a "Mitchum" and the sweat stinks then you try to mix some shit in there to try to make it smell better.

See that pile of Cat shit in the corner?? here go mix this with it and maybe we won't smell the cat shit anymore.
-------------------------OR--------------------------------------
Look! no Cat shit in the corner smelling up the place.

You pick

werd.
i haven't had any problems with secret.
but was having redic problems with all the guys shit i tried.

guido alert:

http://www.theonion.com/content/node/52985

If you think I am Italian, based upon soley where I live, then you are more of a dumbass then I thought. You even said yourself in one of my first posts that you lived in Upstate New York. Are you a fucking Guinea too? I mean you lived here. Are you a piece of shit southern good ole boy because you live in Georgia? I just think you are certainly the skeet your dad should have shot in her browneye.

Who said I thought you were Italian? You don't have to be Italian to be a Guido, you just have to have your attitude and wear Tag body spray.

Who said I thought you were Italian? You don't have to be Italian to be a Guido, you just have to have your attitude and wear Tag body spray.

http://www.cssplay.co.uk/menu/fail.gif

I almost forgot, you have to be stupid as well. Winner.

Acting Guido is intelligent. I'm sorry. Next time I will try and dumb it down to your intelligence level. Them folk who move from Upstate New York to escape Guidoism to move to Georgia to live it large are very intelligent.

DERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!

I'm in the majors bud, you're still in little league.

You are a shitbird no brainer.

Says the aspiring cop who has nothing in his arsenal but boob jokes and wears Tag Bodyspray.

Never have used Cologne, never will. Not unless you count two stroke smoke as cologne.


Every winter one of my friends says they should come out with a two stroke colonge....nothing like it on a cold winter day!!

I wear Old Spice Red Zone and my cologne is Very Sexy for Him by Victoria's Secret.

Never have used Cologne, never will. Not unless you count two stroke smoke as cologne.

:lmfao:
speed stick for deodorant... I like horse/bovine cologne myself... :D

After some time, my girlfriend associated the smell of my FC to me, so two stroke gets her hot. :D

what's with the new "prescription strength" deodorants I'm seeing...it's like $8.00 for a stick of it...but I'm not about to spend that for a stick of deodorant unless it works.

what's with the new "prescription strength" deodorants I'm seeing...it's like $8.00 for a stick of it...but I'm not about to spend that for a stick of deodorant unless it works.

It's super powerful antiperspirant.

sounds like something I could use in the summer here in NC...it's rediculously hot..and the 7 has no AC

Never have used Cologne, never will. Not unless you count two stroke smoke as cologne.

:bigthumb:

sounds like something I could use in the summer here in NC...it's rediculously hot..and the 7 has no AC

aight, spend 4 times the price. I already told you a cure.

Are you worried someone might find out?

aight, spend 4 times the price. I already told you a cure.

Are you worried someone might find out?

Do you botox your pits?

I wish ... *falls asleep* I had more then three and a hlaf hours of ... sleep in the past 36 hours.

Then I... no wait.

I hate it when I put on deodorant when my pits aren't totally dry after the shower. All the deodorant sticks to my shirt because it can't dry and I sweat a ton. It's embarrassing, because my pits sweat bad when my arms are just at my sides.

Do you botox your pits?
what would a person do that for? Botox parallelizes flesh...would it be to parallelize the sweat glands?

I'm just guessing as I've never heard of doing this..

I wish ... *falls asleep* I had more then three and a hlaf hours of ... sleep in the past 36 hours.

Then I... no wait.

I hate it when I put on deodorant when my pits aren't totally dry after the shower. All the deodorant sticks to my shirt because it can't dry and I sweat a ton. It's embarrassing, because my pits sweat bad when my arms are just at my sides.
doode, I'm telling ya' I used to go through the same crap.....

what would a person do that for? Botox parallelizes flesh...would it be to parallelize the sweat glands?

I'm just guessing as I've never heard of doing this..

ding ding!

There was a show on tv about some dude that had it done....like dr 90210 or something, I just like watching it to see the blurred out boobies

There was a show on tv about some dude that had it done....like dr 90210 or something, I just like watching it to see the blurred out boobies

Can't you just clap your hands and see non-blurred boobies?

http://www.theforumlounge.com/so-im-getting-t7951.html

what's with the link....are you trying to remind me not to forget the anniversary?

what's with the link....are you trying to remind me not to forget the anniversary?

no, it's the reasoning behind clapping for boobies

sorry I'm a little slow tonight...oh and that doesn't work

It looks like you need to train her better.

My girl does it when I ring a bell. I associated a bell with a shower. So she hears a bell and thinks shower, and takes clothes off.

very nice....I think she is too smart for me, after 8 years she just laughs at me and walks away.

very nice....I think she is too smart for me, after 8 years she just laughs at me and walks away.

If she laughed and did it, you would get this: :bowdown:

BUt since she walked away, you get this:

http://i123.photobucket.com/albums/o304/wotnartd/internets/fail.jpg

such is life

Life is good for the unmarried.

The GF said for my birthday, she wanted lingerie.

I'll end up getting hersome old spice.

married life is good, i pretty much have it made

married life is good, i pretty much have it made

I'm sure you do.

You make your own meals, you clean your own bathroom, you make your own bed.

Yes, nope and nope.

I do not clean well enough so I am not allowed to clean, and I never make the bed becuase I sleep on the couch like every other married man. lol

I will also back up jhammons on Secret. It works way better than any shit for guys. I usually just use unscented Arm & Hammer deodorant. My main cologne is Le Male by Jean Paul Gaultier, and sometimes I wear Burberry.

You wear ball sweat all over your face. Le Teabag.

I'm pretty sure that is what Tag and Axe get you. You are aware that there isn't a female on the planet that thinks that shit smells like anything other than pure guido dick, right?

I don't give a shit about scents and what females like. I use it because the shit actually lasts throughout the day. If you have to rely on some shitty scent to pickup women, I truly feel sorry for you.

I don't give a shit about scents and what females like. I use it because the shit actually lasts throughout the day. If you have to rely on some shitty scent to pickup women, I truly feel sorry for you.

Who said I had to rely on anything? I prefer not to smell like dog dick, and I am pretty sure that females prefer you don't smell like it either.

Tag and Axe smell like ass, not dick, btw

I use Secret because it's strong enough for a man :bigthumb:

I use Burberry Cologne.

Who said I had to rely on anything? I prefer not to smell like dog dick, and I am pretty sure that females prefer you don't smell like it either.

Evidentally the fact you were infatuated with a web slut (the real Queen) says wonders about your scent.

:owned:

Man, I wish you knew how many times your foot should be planted directly in your mouth.

I'm pretty sure that is what Tag and Axe get you. You are aware that there isn't a female on the planet that thinks that shit smells like anything other than pure guido dick, right?

http://i111.photobucket.com/albums/n140/lronhoover4/Posters/Guidos.jpg

^ lol. Growing Up Gotti FTW!

i bought the new degree clinical strenght shit and it fuckin rocks. as for cologne gucci envy or valentino

Old Spice, original scent for me. I like the classics, and I figure I'm married and have a kid, might as well smell the part.

Old Spice Red Zone - Gel... don't like it
Tommy Hilfiger Colgone... just because my girlfriend loves all there stuff. And I don't mind it

speed stick and axe