Anyone else read this lately? Its probably the funniest thing Ive seen all month.

http://www.eng.usf.edu/~dionson/ezzay/

I've probably read this at least 5 times. I laugh every time.

Here's an e-mail a friend of mine just sent me this morning:

Deer Sir,

I waunt to apply for the secritary job what I saw in the paper. I can Type real quik wit one finggar and do sum a counting.

I think I am good on the phone and no I am a pepole person, Pepole really seam to respond to me well.

Im lookin for a Jobb as a secritary but it musent be to complicaited.

I no my spelling is not to good but find that I Offen can get a job thru my persinalety. My salerery is open so we can discus wat you want to pay me and wat you think that I am werth,

I can start imeditely. Thank you in advanse fore yore anser.

hopifuly Yore best aplicant so farr.


Sinseerly,

Peggy May Starlings


PS : Because my resimay is a bit short - below is a pickture of me taken at my last jobb.

http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a353/100T2x3/image5.jpg

Employer's response:......


Dear Peggy May,

It's OK honey, we've got spell check

i'd buy that for a dollar

Would've been funny had it really been turned in, but it was obvious that the person who "graded" it was a bigger retard than the person who wrote it. I was disappointed :/

Would've been funny had it really been turned in, but it was obvious that the person who "graded" it was a bigger retard than the person who wrote it. I was disappointed :/

True. It would've been tons funnier had it been legit... Maybe I should post this current essay I'm working on once I get it back...

True. It would've been tons funnier had it been legit... Maybe I should post this current essay I'm working on once I get it back...

In my high school, when in ISS, you had to write papers about sports to replace your gym hours. I used to write innuendo filled reports on cock fighting, the homosexuality in the WWF, beer pong etc.

In my high school, when in ISS, you had to write papers about sports to replace your gym hours. I used to write innuendo filled reports on cock fighting, the homosexuality in the WWF, beer pong etc.

Ahh we had to do the same. I would just basically pick an article from a newspaper and copy it word for word.