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mazdaspeedrex
01-25-2007, 07:54 AM
I watched it last night and laughed my ass off. It is just stock footage of penguins with voice overs from a whole bunch of people. It was written and directed by Bob Saget. If you have ever seen his stand up you know he is very unlike the Full House image he has. He and Lewis Black are the main voices. Sam Jackson is the narrator. If you like dick and fart jokes, you'll love this movie.

wotnartd
01-28-2007, 12:38 PM
There's my friend Paul and right now I'm looking at his dinger. He's got a very huge wiener. It's about that big -
[indicates the length of his throat]
Bob Saget: I believe that's Shandling's joke. When you lift something it better be a cock. Here we go. This family, mother, father, four kids. It doesn't matter if they're boys or girls they're gonna be used anyway -
[laughs]
Bob Saget: - as nothing more than a hole. This is what this joke is about anyway, it's about using your kids. They've got a paper route, they go to school and then you fuck 'em. And the agent's like, "What do you do?" and the father goes, "Watch us." He rips off his wife's bra. Then he rips off her underwear and he takes some of her pubes with it. It's awful and some blood starts dripping down her leg. He takes the tampon and throws it at the window and it sticks. They start going down on each other all different kinds of combinations, there's 69, there's 29, cause the kids are young, there's 9. The father bends the kid over the guy's desk and starts taking him from behind, which isn't right. I just want to say now if any of you people who are watching this: if you're having sex with your family I don't condone it. I think it's wrong I've done a lot of PSA's... do NOT fuck your family. So they're all fucking each other right. All of a sudden the kid can't take it, diarrhea starts shooting out of his ass. It's like a hemorrhaging shit-ass. The kid starts spinning around in a circle cause he can't control it. It's like Curly in the Stooges. "Moe, Larry, the cheese!" The projectile shit is just flying out of him it's going all over the room it's like spin art. You don't know whether to shit or puke in this room. That's how -
[starts laughing uncontrollably]
Bob Saget: What the fuck am I doing?

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