Vert seems to be a bit confused of what he wants to be when he grows up. Once wanted to be a janitor, then a cop and now an attorney. Whew! That boy ain't right. We need to find Vert a career you feel suits him.

Here's one:

http://www.theforumlounge.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=2809&d=1218503656

Do me a favor and tell me how I am going to become a State Trooper when the entire state of New York has a hiring freeze in effect? Plans change. Evidently, some people aren't forced with that circumstance and instead turn to the government tit via unemployment. :bigthumb:

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the entire state of New York has a hiring freeze in effect?

I hear commercials for the NYPD all day long on this one NY radio station I listen to so don't try to feed us that bs.

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lol

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I hear commercials for the NYPD all day long on this one NY radio station I listen to so don't try to feed us that bs.

Are you fucking retarded like 90% of the country in thinking that New York State entirely consists of New York City?

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Are you fucking retarded like 90% of the country in thinking that New York State entirely consists of New York City?

No, I was just disproving your post.

No, I was just disproving your post.

Oh OK. Because a New York City Police Officer is pertinently considered a State employee.

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Oh OK. Because a New York City Police Officer is pertinently considered a State employee.

Waa Waa Waa, it's not hard to find a job. Especially one that isn't as gay as being a State Trooper.

Theres a lot of poop picking upper jobs in this thread. Hmmmmm

Waa Waa Waa, it's not hard to find a job. Especially one that isn't as gay as being a State Trooper.

Yes because actually having a job that you can be proud of is gay. It's ok; most of this forum's aspiration is to become night manager at a JiffyLube. I also currently have a job. I'm looking for a career now. Even retarded czar got that part right. Evidently, the same guy who thinks NYPD is the State Agency, who doesn't know shit because he's been here two weeks, and is genuinely a complete fucktard, is more retarded than you czar.

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I don't care about your labor pains, show me a baby.

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I don't care about your labor pains, show me a baby.

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A 20 year old fucktard who frequents the pr0nz section. My god (disclaimer: does not exist) this kid is fucking awesome. I seriously bet he has like a harem of bitches lining up the block, wanting to play WoW with him, and drink some fucking Yoohoo.

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I actually have a well paying job, but this thread isn't about me.

Turbo really likes you vert.

I actually have a well paying job, but this thread isn't about me.

Well paying job for a 20 year old? 8 dollars an hour while still living at home?

Turbo really likes you vert.

I'm an attention whore. I thrive upon it.

Well paying job for a 20 year old? 8 dollars an hour while still living at home?

55k a year with full medical, 401k, dental, eyesight and free gas? But like I said, this thread ain't about me.

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whoa. Do you work with YZF in the shit industry?

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I fix elevators.

I fix elevators.

So you take care of shafts all day huh?

Like these things,

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So you take care of shafts all day huh?

Nope, 7am-3:30. I'm not on the call list yet.

55k a year with full medical, 401k, dental, eyesight and free gas? But like I said, this thread ain't about me.

That salary is about 3 times too low for Vert's standards.

That salary is about 3 times too low for Vert's standards.

Just about. It's about 40k too much for Ark at 16. He couldn't afford to live on that. Wait a second...he may need to go supplement by aligning some cabinets.

I'm not sure if you're trying to be witty, or just hoping to be incoherent enough so that I'll lose interest and let you have the last word.

I'm not sure if you're trying to be witty,

Now why would I go and do that?

or just hoping to be incoherent enough so that I'll lose interest and let you have the last word.

You'll have the last word with the inheritance man. Trust fund babies ftw!

Honestly Vert. If you want to serve the Public, you should teach to people who can identify themsleves with you. You can be a hero of a different sort.

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Hostly Vert. If you want to serve the Public, you should teach to people who can identify themsleves with you. You can be a hero of a different sort.

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Honestly Czar, I'm looking now at POSSIBLY getting in to Civil Litigation/Consumer Law to help people who have been victims of predatory lending practices, identity theft, had problems with credit reporting bureaus and what not.

Even as a law enforcement officer candidate, I generally want to help people. I think Consumer Attorneys who help rectify Credit related issues are pretty cool and provide a great service to people. It would be enjoyable for me as it would be something I care about, and would be enough for ends to meet.

Worth a shot at least.

is there a pic of that?

is there a pic of that?

http://wiimedia.gamespy.com/wii/image/article/817/817633/harvey-birdman-attorney-at-law--20070904013703021-000.jpg

hmmmmm so far, I gather, you want to aggressively help the good of people. Is it your goal to be noticed as a good person?

all jokes aside, what is burning inside you that you are focused on?

hmmmmm so far, I gather, you want to aggressively help the good of people. Is it your goal to be noticed as a good person?

all jokes aside, what is burning inside you that you are focused on?

I want to make enough money to live on comfortably, but I also want to enjoy going to work daily. I'm pretty sure that's everyone's goal though. All TFL hatred aside, look at Queen and her wanting to become a M.D.; I'm sure she is doing it for the combination of those facts. Doctors make money and I would imagine that it's generally rewarding to know that you help someone. I could strive to be an ambulance chaser and make assloads of money, but I don't personally agree that someone who spills coffee on their lap is entitled to anything more than a swift kick in the ass. However, I believe that someone who had their credit royally fucked over due to having their information stolen from a hospital where they were a patient several years ago, because the hospital found it wise to keep that information on a laptop that was easy enough to locate and steal; I believe that person should be compensated accordingly.

Do you have the guts to be a criminal attorney and aggressively defend me when i am caught drunk driving while involved in an accident and it wasn't my fault?

Do you have the guts to be a criminal attorney and aggressively defend me when i am caught drunk driving while involved in an accident and it wasn't my fault?

Nope. I'll be happy to put a hollow point through your brain though. :blah: