YZF is Banned.
Sky is Banned.
Divine is Banned.
Ark is Banned.
Czar is Banned.

The Religion section is Gone.

This is now a Car & Porn forum. Everyone who doesn't lov e either Cars or Porn, GET THE FUCK OUT!:40oz:

YES!!!!!!!

I've got a Golden Ticket! I've got a Golden Ticket!

http://www.amusementtoday.com/GoldenTicket/image/2003goldenticket.jpg

Gueeze. If you get that excited so easily, your head's likely to explode at the next big news I come up with!

...All five members are actually the same person!

hmm...pretty sure you're not in charge...

im on the bottom of the list. i barely squeeked by!

WTF, Dude?! Can't you read?!

I'm... GOD. Of course I'm in charge!

yeah but look near my avatar. im teh new tfl owner. yer fired

You can't fire ME! I'll dust yer soul in 11 herbs & spices and drop yer ass in a huge boiling lake of Wesson oil!
...FOR EVAR!



Fry, fucker! Fry!

ewwww, how can you boil people with fattening oil? I DEMAND TO COOK IN OLIVE OIL!

Flash point's too low.
How about Canola oil?

...Or I can make you suck out the crude under Israel in which to boil you in:

Deuteronomy 32:13:

13 He made him ride on the high places of the earth, that he might eat the increase of the fields; and he made him to suck honey out of the rock, and oil out of the flinty rock;

lol my sucking power only works with a straw in a sodacan. sorry. im sure some hookers in this day and age can suck oil from any pipe stuck in the ground. since yer god, im sure you knew this

I prefer peanut oil

i rather throw jesus in hot oil. I dont think he suffered enough

im sure some hookers in this day and age can suck oil from any pipe stuck in the ground. since yer god, im sure you knew thisYes, yes I did. However, I also know things about you that you do not yet know. One of them is that you definitely can suck oil, indeed, blood, from a stone once I shove my Godness up yer ass!


I prefer peanut oil Mmmmmm! Deep fried turkey! True "God-food".

Yes, yes I did. However, I also know things about you that you do not yet know. One of them is that you definitely can suck oil, indeed, blood, from a stone once I shove my Godness up yer ass!

truely, god has a vagina. he creates, right? therefore its jesus' head sticking out of your vagina that is trying to penetrate our orfice. everyone knows that.

...And Jesus definitely did suffer plenty enough from his own dimentia. Not only did he believe I was his Dad, but he also thought I would make the whole ordeal painless for him! I mean, WTF, right?

That kid was wackt. Everytime I said something to someone, they had to go & twist the shit all around so everyone thought it meant something totally different, and look what happened.

After a while I just started saying whatever crazy shit popped into my head. The only one I talk to now is some little closet homo mam's boy with a Napoleon complex in North Carolina. He's nuts enough to believe everything I tell him, too!
Lots of fun, though.

lol yer good to go. good luck here and i'll see ya around

must be Dennis

wow mark...you seem a bit nicer...lulz

Dennis, I don't think I'll be around too long anyway (you probably want to toy with me a bit before I get banned), and I found another forum I'm spending more time on, which is why I didn't seriously bid on this one, but I have a question: how do you plan to make this forum better, and increase membership? What did you learn from your previous forum. Thanks.

wow mark...you seem a bit nicer...lulz

Dennis will make a good owner for this forum. He's not a dumb guy, and he has the right "edge" for this place.

You're fucking kiddin' me, right?

First of all, thanks so much for your public acknowledgment that I'm "not a dumb guy". It means so much, Mark.
You, however, never cease to amaze me with your stupidity, despite your self proclaimed academia.
Why you think I would want this forum, other than sheer ego, I cannot comprehend. What would I even do with it? Make it into some cynical atheist, anti-stupid-religious-fuck forum? What, in commemoration of you?

...Please!

Currently my only interest here is the curiosity of who has purchased it and what's to become of it.
I'll only actually continue to participate if you are permanently banned. Saying you're leaving of your own accord has never been insurance enough in the past, as history has proved that it's only a matter of time before you are banned elsewhere and return here.
If you are permabanned, and this forum ceases to be plagued by your keyboard locusts, I'll return as PK.

God has spoken

Why you think I would want this forum, other than sheer ego, I cannot comprehend.

You comprehended it just fine ;)

Let's try to make sure YZF-R1 is the only person to be permanently banned from this forum. K? Thanks.

So Marktard is actually permabanned for real this time? Like you're actually not going to let him come back for realz?

Yes, he is permanently banned and I am considering removing his account altogether. Anybody else that shows a gross disregard for the rules of this site will share the same fate.

Sweet tits!!!!! Can we have the smacktalk forum back then?

Nope, smacktalk forum is gone for good.

So this forum is going to be all nicey nice now?

Yep. I'll be adding some P2P file sharing capabilities and you're still welcome to post whatever you want as long as it doesn't start a flame war.

The flame wars are part of the pull to this site. And I'm not talking about the Marktard bullshit.....that was boring, but the smack talk forum was fun for the rest of us that know how to handle it without throwing out death threats........

Well, I posted a thread about it. We'll see.

If that's REALLY the case, can I have my old Psychokitty account back, and delete this one?

K!

Hi, first time ever on this

Whats up? Where ya from?

K!
WOOHOO! PK's back!

nelly, I've never, EVER been to a forum where the first post someone has made (for real) is "Hi, first time ever on this".
Soprry for being skeptical, but...

Lol.