I was at some Vietnamese food mart and there she was working at her parents place making smoothies.

She's ur run of the mill average asian gal.

We went out on a date last night and I was being my usual chatter box, asked her about her past and she spilled out that she is a virgin, not by choice, but by strict parents, work, and school.

PERFECT!

I scared the shit outta her driving to 120MPH in the NSX.

Took her to my place and showed her my FD and said that one is faster.

During the drive I was reaching between her legs and she clamped up and was giggling and asked me to stop.

I did.... for a few minutes and resumed, but never got to goal.

I just wanted to tease her and let her know who is in charge.

She's 23 and goes to a local University majoring in Finance.

Acts like a late 20's gal.

After I dropped her off last night she gave me a call later in the evening and asked how I was and that she's in bed thinking of me.

We chatted for a bit and I told her that we'll be cuddling soon and that resistance is futile.

I told her that she'll be dreaming of me (for some reason most gals that I have gone out with do).

I'm sooooo evil.

More on this and other gals (I'm working a bunch) as things develop.

Be patient and I'll have pics up in the near future.

My goal is to give her first cherry popping event some violent leg shaking that she will be hooked and a uber slut.

meh. I've done my share of deflowering for the bragging rights, but for the most part they don't know what the hell they're doing.

Props +500

meh. I've done my share of deflowering for the bragging rights, but for the most part they don't know what the hell they're doing.


I like being her Jedi master.

She thinks I am 6 years younger.

Oh, and yes, she will be introduced to buttsecks and my taste buds on her panic button.....

well congratz. good luck with the deflowering and of course we need pics

Let us know if she has the stereotypical asian bush.

Trust me, ur dealing with BATMAN.

I volunteer the graphic Anti-YZF goodies if I have them.

I'm wondering if I should do a running start or just hold her tight and slam it home.

forget letting us know. take pics and vid if possible

So you are the creepy old guy that sticks his hands between girls legs after he lures them into the car? I'd be careful, you're going to end up with a lawsuit on your hands.

Or just some snatch juice on his hands.

lulz and a half

Good Job though, Batty. Maybe you'll have this one on your Batpole in no time. Just take it easy on the "feelings" routine, k? :rofl:

Put BATMAN Jr. in her bat cave.

virgins don't give good head

kick to curb

everything about this thread is just wrong, not that that's unusual for a batman thread

Queen is jealous that her hymen was broke by a horse in Tijuana.

Which isn't much more ridiculous than a weird old man.

who's like 40 and still hunting down virgins to hump so he can boast about it

.. Thats why I like these high school girls, I keep gettin older and they stay the same age.

Well, at least you don't go for 17 year olds like the creepy dude on rx7club.

Well, at least you don't go for 17 year olds like the creepy dude on rx7club.

Me?


Oh... the one with that sweet FB? lumil....something or other. He's scary.

Does she masturbate? If she does, she'll probably be a halfway decent lay the first time.

I hope she is a squirter and you get pics.

I hope she is a squirter and you get pics.

wow. that is all I have to say.

Me?


Oh... the one with that sweet FB? lumil....something or other. He's scary.

Does she masturbate? If she does, she'll probably be a halfway decent lay the first time.
Yezzzer. Luiml7 or whatever his name is.

wow. that is all I have to say.

You really wanna be a mod and put up with my risque shit?

risque and twisted don't mean the same thing.

Oh.


My bad.

Edit: Wait a fucking minute...what is twisted about being aroused at chicks squirting?

Oh I don't know, it's kind of sick?

Is it sick when you blow a load of baby batter on her face?

No...I didn't think so. I find it hot if the chick creams all over my shit.

Is it sick when you blow a load of baby batter on her face?

No...I didn't think so. I find it hot if the chick creams all over my shit.

I didn't say it was bad, did I?

Meesa lubs it.

When you say squirting I picture a chick playing with herself and squirting shit all over the place. I don't find it to be very attractive.

exactly. I have seen more asians cream and squirt in porn than others too so maybe they are more squirt/cream prone...do it up batman.

When you say squirting I picture a chick playing with herself and squirting shit all over the place. I don't find it to be very attractive.

I'm not a fan of the hose down thing, but I've been known to create squirting in my womanz. It's a big compliment.

When I bust a nut on my GF's face, I'm not being demeaning, I'm telling her, "Keep up the good work."

When you say squirting I picture a chick playing with herself and squirting shit all over the place. I don't find it to be very attractive.


That is exactly what I am talking about. I saw one porn a couple weeks back with a bitch riding a wall mounted dildo and she started squrting and fell off the wallmounted dildo into convulsions because I guess she came too hard. :roll:

i am truly enjoying readin this thred! good STUFF!

When you say squirting I picture a chick playing with herself and squirting shit all over the place. I don't find it to be very attractive.

All depends, man. My ex was one, and I have to say it kinda gave me an extra umph in my push knowing that I could make her come in such a way.

Ahh, memories... :bigthumb:

how quickly these threads take a repulsive nosedive

nosedive from it's lofty starting place? ;)

Yeah if anything I'd say it has improved a little.

no, batman's "romantic" escapades are always more fucked up and entertaining than discussions regarding juices being propelled from vaginas

virgins don't give good head

kick to curb

Neither do fat chicks, contrary to the popular saying; Nobody gives good head...

There are no teeth in a cunt or an asshole.

Stick it in those orifices.

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/1/14/213_minglee.gif

pic no worky

much better

we need pics
+1

Batman: going to SSX?

PS what if she's lying to you just to have your man juice?

yea.. where are the pics of this azn..

is man law applicable in TFL?

Man law, runs very close to the lines of nerdy virgin law. You know she is probably ugly if someone on this forum has a chance with her, why do you give a shit about seeing her?

So he can pull his meats off to the pic, of course.

Exactly. Post pics of your girlfriend, or the girl you are talking about so that poor, hopeless, internet virgins can jerk off to it. You will be reprimanded by said virgins if you do not do so.

NSFW Pic (http://www.ladyboytrannyshemale.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2006/09/naomi-huge-giant-dick-cock-shemale-tranny-shemaleclub.jpg)

-DAK

PLease stop posting that shit...

I just am really fascinated by dick-girls. Chicks with dicks ftw.

First, that shit is not real.

Second, stop fucking posting it. It's disgusting, and you are ruining every fucking thread that could otherwise be opened at work or some other place.

Are you mad cause that chick has a bigger non-boaner than you.

No, I am mad because that shit is fucking disgusting and I am tired of running into a big floppy dick every time I open a page on this site.

My job here is done.:bigthumb:

Holy shit. I'm jealous.
I wish my dick was that big.

yea, we all want horse dicks

But for that to happen to my own neck they say is rediculous.

can someone tag the thread NSFW now?

morbid curiosity i suppose...i'd like to think that im not a virgin....at least the last time i had sex i didnt think i was....nerdy i suppose fits the bill however....and EMC wtf man? do you actually have that shit on your harddrive or did you brave google?

Awww. FUCK...

I forgot that was in here.

And I'm at work.

who's like 40 and still hunting down virgins to hump so he can boast about it


since when was i 40?

No, I am mad because that shit is fucking disgusting and I am tired of running into a big floppy dick every time I open a page on this site.

Oh damn that sounds funny coming from you. Does it bring up bad memories?

Dems fightin wurdz


yea, we all want horse dicks
The truth comes out. Size does matter.

Oh damn that sounds funny coming from you. Does it bring up bad memories?

Yeah, bad memories of seeing Queen take her pants off

you're going to have to get over the fact that my cock is bigger than yours

Huge clit cock FTW?

It wouldn't have to be huge ;)

Mediocore clit cock FTW?

But where are the pics from Batman?

i'm just here for the beer

yeah, where are the pics

Still working on this gal.

I was with her Sat. Night.

SHe's still trying to figure out if I am a player.

She's protecting her virginity.

I did have a date last night with another gal and one tonight with a Radiologist.

Someone has been watching VH1's "The Pickup Artist" I see. Throwing a lot of DHV spikes out there?

Actually I have seen it, but the tactics are not new to me.

Key is to be comfy and confident and able to intelligently articulate about a variety of topics.

Joking and making her laugh is key too.

. . . And getting her to leave her drink unprotected? :D

Bahahahaha, that is more like it

Ruhibnol FTW!

No, I am mad because that shit is fucking disgusting and I am tired of running into a big floppy dick every time I open a page on this site.
Do I detect a hint of jealousy?

You enjoy big dicks huh?

Nope. Thankfully the images were removed before I saw this thread. You just come off as a little jealous of big dicks, thats all.... Don't let em get you down man...

I've often been amused by the antics of Dick York, but I don't know that I've truly enjoyed them. :D

Nope. Thankfully the images were removed before I saw this thread. You just come off as a little jealous of big dicks, thats all.... Don't let em get you down man...

Why would I be jealous of big dicks?

Usually, it would due to lack of one...

Yes, I am jealous that I don't have a big dick.

You must be new.

Why would I be jealous of big dicks?

They always get the cheerleaders? :D

You must be new.
Yep, just trying to get past 10 posts so I can see the nekkid section!!! http://smiliesftw.com/x/2oho.gif

Actually what Juice explains is Freud's theory of Penis Envy. Women all are jealous of men due to or dicks.

Freud also said men had vagina envy, which is why we wear pockets in our pants. :D Surrogate vaginas! :D

I know my wife doesn't let me keep my keys in hers. :(

I play with my pockets a lot. Does that mean if I had a Vagina, I would be a nympho?

Or you'd have some kind of parasite. :D

well vert you would probably be sore a lot, lol

So BatMan you like too string girl's .

My record string is 8 girl's at once.

Im taking a break...all the flapping/spending money got to my nerve's...I even started being rude and an ASS and they still would'nt go away!...lol

Im only keeping the few cool ones I can hit it with and not have to worry about bullshit!

Do I detect a hint of jealousy?


When I posted this it originally said I was responding to 2ndgenrocket... Was there some forum glitch?

I think so. LOL. I've been reading a thread called "Who remembers the chick on rx7club with the red FD?" that ends up being a flamewar between Queen and 2ndGen.Rocket, only Queen is bashing Queen and 2ndGen.Rocket is bashing 2ndGen.Rocket. :D

It's like watching through the windows of an asylum three days after the meds ran out. :D

Look at the first page of the boobiethon thread. It looks like Queen is trying to convince 2ndgenrocket to show off his boobs....

You know, I saw that, but I don't know if that's real or fake. :D

What messed with MY mind was

http://www.theforumlounge.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=2231&stc=1&d=1191531432

So?

I've had like 3 abortions, what of it?

I've had like 3 abortions, what of it?

me too the first two i punched her in the gut the last one she had an "accident" down the stairs. such a small world

me too the first two i punched her in the gut the last one she had an "accident" down the stairs. such a small world


Rookie's...Your supposed to wait until she's asleep then ram a hanger up her crotch!

no....

you wait for her to go asleep and then bring in the shop vac with the tapered nozzle. just suck the man goo out of her

So where are the pics as promised? it's been what nearly 4 months now?

not seeing her anymore.... friggin prude thinks that i am a player.

So you didn't play her did you? =\

/sigh
Attempting to deflower women must be done during the heat of the moment, batty. Not by your batty intellect. Of course it helps to be cute.

what really sucks is the fact that her status as a virgin was something to behold at the start of this thread, when you thought you were gonna get some. There was no talk of "prude" then. The only reason youre sour about her now is because she didnt give you the goods. Pretty sad, if you ask me...your sour grapes attitude is whats wrong. She thought you were a player....gee, I wonder why. Why insult her because she saw you for what you are--only interested in jumping in?? Damn, dude, you need a reality check.

At first she was a VIRGIN....as in "everyone look at me, and see how cool I think I am". And now that she is still a VIRGIN, you act like it is something that you have the right to insult. Pathetic...really...

Word

Letter...Paragraph...Essay...Novel.

Well, atleast BATMAN was honest...or is he...

how was he honest?

He's a player, who tried to convince this girl he wasnt a player....she thought he was 6 years younger than he is--where do you think that came from? The guy couldnt even tell her the truth about his age?!?

She probably took a look at his asian junk, laughed, then walked off and told her friends.
Yea, better look into the rooster transplant there Batty.

http://logo.cafepress.com/6/138526.jpg

lawl

http://i13.photobucket.com/albums/a289/Alex-7/batman1256.jpg

lol utility belts are awesome.

how was he honest?



Honest to us???



During the drive I was reaching between her legs and she clamped up and was giggling and asked me to stop.

lmao

what really sucks is the fact that her status as a virgin was something to behold at the start of this thread, when you thought you were gonna get some. There was no talk of "prude" then. The only reason youre sour about her now is because she didnt give you the goods. Pretty sad, if you ask me...your sour grapes attitude is whats wrong. She thought you were a player....gee, I wonder why. Why insult her because she saw you for what you are--only interested in jumping in?? Damn, dude, you need a reality check.

At first she was a VIRGIN....as in "everyone look at me, and see how cool I think I am". And now that she is still a VIRGIN, you act like it is something that you have the right to insult. Pathetic...really...

+1 good post.