FeatherTheClutch
07-23-2005, 01:08 AM
Its such a shame that most people out their dont wipe their ass properly enough to be squeaky clean, this is how you can have a ass like FTC.
After you have a wonderful dump, stand up, and face the tiolet, wipe your butt with TWO peices of balled up tiolet paper(one wipe,then in the tiolet, wipe again then in the tiolet) to get all the big chunks off.
Now if you dont have these wipes called "fresh-n-up" you are missing out(buy them), they arent just for babys anymore. You take two of those and wipe just like step one.
As the last step i would go with 2-4 wipes with tiolet paper depending on how wet the dump was, sometimes you will need less, sometimes more. Also this is your last "wiping" so make sure you dig deep on the lower part of your ass to get all of it.
You never know when that lucky day where your girlfriend bends you over and tosses your salad. Now you will be prepared.
After you have a wonderful dump, stand up, and face the tiolet, wipe your butt with TWO peices of balled up tiolet paper(one wipe,then in the tiolet, wipe again then in the tiolet) to get all the big chunks off.
Now if you dont have these wipes called "fresh-n-up" you are missing out(buy them), they arent just for babys anymore. You take two of those and wipe just like step one.
As the last step i would go with 2-4 wipes with tiolet paper depending on how wet the dump was, sometimes you will need less, sometimes more. Also this is your last "wiping" so make sure you dig deep on the lower part of your ass to get all of it.
You never know when that lucky day where your girlfriend bends you over and tosses your salad. Now you will be prepared.