This fucking email as been forwarded to me hundreds of times. I refuse to send this "white trash dreamin" bullshit to anyone. But none of them will do me the same courtesy.

any of you get this one nearly every day?

Bill gates is gonna make everyone on my contacts list RICH :rofl:

A lawyer said so.......


Do with this what you will-

Read carefully,



THIS TOOK TWO PAGES OF THE TUESDAY USA TODAY - IT IS FOR REAL



To all of my friends, I do not usually forward messages,

But this is from my friend Pearlas Sandborn and she really is

an attorney.

If she says that this will work - It will work.

After all,What have you got to lose?



SORRY EVERYBODY.. JUST HAD TO TAKE THE CHANCE!!! I'm an

attorney, And I know the law. This thing is for real. Rest assured

AOL and & Intel will follow through with their promises for

fear of facing a multimillion-dollar class action suit similar to the

one filed by PepsiCo against General Electric not too long ago.

Dear Friends; Please do not take this for a junk letter.

Bill Gates sharing his fortune. If you ignore this, You will repent

later.



Microsoft and AOL are now the largest Internet companies

and in an effort to make sure that Internet Explorer remains the

most widely used program, Microsoft and AOL are running an e-mail

beta test.



When you forward this e-mail to friends, Microsoft can and will

track it (If you are a Microsoft Windows user) For a two weeks

time period.



For every person that you forward this e-mail to, Microsoft will pay

you $245.00 For every person that you sent it to that forwards it on,

Microsoft will pay you $243.00 and for every third person that

Receives it,



You will be paid $241.00. Within two weeks, Microsoft will contact

you for your address and then send you a check.

Regards. Charles S Bailey General Manager Field Operations

1-800-842-2332 Ext. 1085 or 904-1085 or RNX 292-1085

[ mailto:] Charles_Bailey@csx.com

[ mailto:Charles_bailey@csx.com ] Charles_bailey@csx.com

thought this was a scam myself, But two weeks after receiving this

e-mail and forwarding it on. Microsoft contacted me for my address and

within days, I received a check for $24,800.00. You need to respond

before the beta testing is over. If anyone can affoard this, Bill

gates

is the

man.

It's all marketing expense to him. Please forward this to as many

people as possible. You are bound to get at least $10,000.00

We're not going to help them out with their e-mail beta test without

getting a little something for our time. My brother's girlfriend got

in

on this a few months ago. When i went to visit him for the Baylor/UT

game. She showed me her check. It was for the sum of $4,324.44 and was

stamped

"Paid

in full"

Like i said before, I know the law, and this is for real.

Send to everyone on the list a bunch of horse porn pics, should keep them from sending you that crap. I have told all my friends if they find it on the internet then I seen it 3 weeks ago.

Good idea!

Checking email is a chore with all this shit. I don't even open probably 50% of whats in there.

Every christmas I get the "merry christmas from the Hoff" pic more times than I care to remember right now.

yeah, i'm kind of rude about people forwarding crap to me now.

:blah::blah::blah:

I used to get a lot of that "Fwd: Fw: FWD: OMG READ Fwd: Fw: HAHAHAHAHA" in my inbox. I told them I've already seen it, pointed them to a URL that proved it false (Thank you Snopes!) and kindly reminded them I spend way too much time online and have already seen 95% of what they're just seeing.

I also have a rule in TBird that if a subject includes more than two "Fwd:"'s in it, it gets marked as read and thrown into trash.

To all my dear email pen pals:

As another year will shortly be a memory, my heartfelt appreciation goes out to all of you who have taken the time and trouble to send me "forwards" over the past 12 months. Thank you for making me feel safe, secure, blessed, and wealthy.
Extra thanks for the ones that I have to open 15 times to get to the message.

Special thanks to whoever sent me the one about rat crap in the glue on envelopes 'cause I now have to go get a wet towel every time I need to seal an envelope.

Also, I scrub the top of every can I open for the same reason. Because of your concern, I no longer drink Coca Cola because it can remove toilet stains.

I no longer drink Pepsi, or Dr Pepper, since the people who make these products are atheists who won't put "Under God" on their cans.

I no longer use Saran wrap in the microwave because it causes cancer.
I no longer check the coin return on pay phones because I could be pricked with a needle infected with AIDS.
I no longer use cancer-causing deodorants even though I smell like a water buffalo on a hot day.
I no longer go to shopping malls because someone might drug me with a perfume sample and rob me.
I no longer receive packages from, nor send packages by UPS, or FedEx, since they are actually Al Qaeda in disguise.
I no longer answer the phone, because someone will ask me to dial a number for which I will get a phone bill with calls to Jamaica, Uganda, Singapore, and Uzbekistan.
I no longer eat KFC, because their "chickens" are actually horrible mutant freaks with no eyes or feathers.
I no longer have any sneakers -- but that will change once I receive my free replacement pair from Nike.
I no longer have to buy expensive cookies from Neiman Marcus, since I now have their recipe.
I no longer worry about my soul, because at last count I have 363,214 angels looking out for me.
Thanks to you, I have learned that God only answers my prayers if I forward an e-mail to seven of my friends and make a wish within five minutes.
I no longer have any savings, because I gave it to a sick girl who is about to die in the hospital (for the 1,387,258th time).
I no longer have any money at all - but that will change once I receive the $15,000 that Microsoft and AOL are sending me for participating in their special email program.
Yes, I want to thank you so much for looking out for me that I will now return the favor!
If you don't send this e-mail to at least 144,000 people in the next 7 minutes, a large pigeon with a wicked case of diarrhea will land on your head at 5:00 PM (EDT) this afternoon. I know this will occur because it actually happened to a friend of mine's next door neighbor's ex-mother-in-law's second husband's cousin's beautician.

Have a very Merry Christmas, a HAPPY NEW YEAR , and thanks for all the good times this year!

The only one misiing is the M&Ms one. I forget the details...but something about M&Ms (made by "Hersheys")

Here it is from Snopes

Hi. My name is Jeffrey Newieb. I am a marketing analyst for M & Ms chocolate candies based in Hershey, Pennsylvania. As the year 2000 approaches, we want to be the candy of the millenium. As you may already know, the roman numeral for Y2K is MM. We are asking you to pass on this e-mail to 5 friends. Our tracking device is calculating how many e-mails you send out. Everytime it reaches 2000 people, you will receive a free case (100 individual 55gram packs) of delicious M & M candies. That means the more people it reaches, the more candy you're going to get. Mmmmmm... yummy M & Ms for the year 2000!!

Remember, nothing but bad luck will come your way if you do not share this with at least 5 people!

I hate this shit.

Never got the m&m one though.........

"tracking device", huh? :larf: