So I go to this party last night.(Which in itself is kind of rare, I'm usually a bar fly) I get blasted and I meet this girl. We go back to her place since its in the same part of town as the party. Well she jumps my ass right after we walk through the door. So I'm up in this broads guts on her atrium floor, her on top. Her cat walks by and I punch the little fucker right in the head for some reason,while I'm getting fucked by this little biscuit. Who punches a cat during sex? I got home this morning, and I can't stop laughing about it.

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ahahaha hahahahahhaha lmfao hahahaha :rofl:

I have a somewhat amusing (and twisted) story from last night.... I went to park meadows (Big shopping resort a little ways south of here) for dinner at Panda Express. Walked around the mall a bit afterwards, and as I was heading down the escalator there was a lady and her 8-year-old-ish kid about 4 steps down from me. The kid apparently wasn't feeling too good, and threw up all over his shoes and the escalator step. Funny thing was at the bottom, instead of the vomit getting sucked down into the abyss, it just kinda got stirred up. The solid chunks were floating around getting mixed into the now frothing liquid at the threshold of the escalator. It was quite amusing.

So if you ever get the opportunity to vomit on an escalator, DO IT.