Four women were driving across the country. Each one was from a
different place: Idaho, Nebraska, South Carolina, and Mexico.

Shortly after the trip began, the woman from Idaho started pulling
potatoes from her bag and throwing them out of the window.

"What the heck are you doing?" demanded the Nebraskan.

"We have so many of these darn things in Idaho, I am just sick of
looking at them!"

A moment later, the gal from Nebraska began pulling ears of corn from
her bag and tossing them from the window.

"What are you doing that for?" asked the gal from South Carolina .

"We have so many of these things in Nebraska, I am just sick of looking
at them!"

Inspired, the gal from South Carolina opened the car door and pushed
the Mexican out. :owned:

except change South Carolina to Texas haha

except change South Carolina to Texas haha

:roll:

I was just in Wal-Mart @ the Dorman Center and saw quite a few.

I'm fucking tired of them being so damn demanding and expecting us to change our culture for them.

I'm fucking tired of them being so damn demanding and expecting us to change our culture for them.
A FREAKING MEN!!

and :roll: @ the joke.

:roll:

If South Carolina == Denver.... :lmfao:

Ha ha ha.

Here's a joke that is quite similar . . .

3 men are on a boat. One from Texas, one from Russia, and one from Mexico. The 3 of them are standing, looking over the side of the boat and making small talk. The Mexican guy pulls out a bottle of Tequila, takes a sip and chucks the almost full bottle overboard.

"What did you do that for?!?" demanded the Texan. To which the Mexican replied, "We have so much of that stuff in our country, nobody will miss it."

Seeing this, the Russian pulls out a bottle of Vodka, takes a sip, and then also throws the nearly full bottle overboard.

Again, the Texan demands, "What did you do that for?!? To which the Russian replied, "We have so much of that stuff in our country, nobody will miss it."

After pondering for a moment, the Texan throws the Mexican overboard.

The Russian freaks out and shouts, "What did you do that for?!?". To which the Texan replies, "We have so much of that stuff in our country, nobody will miss it."


Thank you, thank you, I'm here till thursday!