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AmishBoy 08-23-2005, 07:20 PM The Centers for Disease Control announced that smoking costs society about $168 billion a year. The CDC said the $168 billion annual bill was the sum of direct health costs of $76 billion and $92 billion in lost productivity. Since about 23% of adults – about 23 million smoke, that translates into a cost of about $7,300 per smoker each year.
Dr. Paul Cameron of the Family Research Institute, a Colorado Springs based think tank, is conducting interviews comparing gay vs. smoking work-related losses.
Said Dr. Cameron, “Gays are costing about $51 billion a year for AIDS alone, much less all the other diseases more frequently experienced by homosexuals.” However, there are many times more smokers than gays. Cameron continued, “The 1996 CDC national sexuality survey estimated that 1.3% of men engage in homosexual activity each year. Even if there were as many as 2 million sexually active gays – that would translate into a cost of over $25,000 per gay per year – just for AIDS. The total cost, including the other STDs and organ failures that gays acquire, is obviously much higher.”
“Smoking and homosexual activity are recreations,” said Dr. Cameron. “Yet everyone ends up paying for these unhealthy choices.” The CDC national sexuality survey reported that smokers did not differ from non-smokers in frequency of missing work, yet 34% of gays vs. 19% of straights missed a day or more of work in the last 30 days. “The health effects of smoking usually hit later in life,” noted Dr. Cameron, “there is little evidence that smoking interferes with productivity during the working years. But the diseases associated with the homosexual lifestyle hit early and hard. They are a large part of the reason that homosexuals live 20 years less than straights. And when you die in your 30s, or 40s, you won’t even repay society’s costs for raising and educating you.”
The report on gay lifespans and the corroborative CDC material is in the April, 2005 issue of the refereed scientific journal Psychological Reports (Volume 96: pp. 693-697). The CDC report on the costs of smoking are in the July 1, 2005 MMWR (Volume 54(25): pp. 625-628). Analysis of the CDC national sexuality survey is in the June, 2005 issue of Psychological Reports (Volume 96: pp. 915-961).
wonner 08-23-2005, 07:23 PM Ban gays in public and let smokers marry
ComradeGiant 08-23-2005, 07:27 PM Jesus... where do these people come up with this shit?
The Family Research Institute has come up with more bullshit statistics than just about any other think tank.
AmishBoy 08-23-2005, 07:27 PM Are you gay? ^^^^^^^^^^ Unless you aren’t I don’t see how you can dispute they’re findings.
Say No To Pistons 08-23-2005, 07:28 PM holy crap.
ComradeGiant 08-23-2005, 07:35 PM No. But that doesn't make it any less retarded.
AmishBoy 08-23-2005, 07:41 PM No. But that doesn't make it any less retarded.
Well I really don't know many gay people but the one I do know could be the model this study was done on. He looks like a zombie from "Night of the living Dead"or somethiing. The drugs just keep him going. He has been this way for years I can't believe he is still alive.
He misses allot of work. I would hate to see his prescription bill.
maniacmikey 08-23-2005, 07:43 PM Plus all the creams for the anal tears. :wiggle:
AmishBoy 08-23-2005, 07:48 PM Plus all the creams for the anal tears. :wiggle:
That's the main part about gays I can't understand. How in the hell do they have all that anal sex.
If I take a shit and it doesn't come out just right I can't sit straight for an hour.
DarkAngelKamui 08-23-2005, 09:46 PM :rofl: @ this thread
Cosby 08-23-2005, 09:51 PM Their stats are probably assuming all persons with AIDs are gay. That would clearly skew the interpretation of their results. Even the manner in which it is written isn't very unbiased.
DSMPOWERED 08-23-2005, 10:21 PM That's the main part about gays I can't understand. How in the hell do they have all that anal sex.
If I take a shit and it doesn't come out just right I can't sit straight for an hour.
Stupid people who judge people irrationally have got to cost infinitely more than both combined. :dunno:
Our country is at war, jobs are evaporating, wages are stagnating, inflation is accelerating, schools are declining in quality, and you're worried about what grown men do consensually with their dicks? :gives:
No matter what side of this issue you're on, I'd hope that people would realize how irrelevant faggotry is to the average american's quality of life.
MosesX605 08-24-2005, 12:06 AM Anything from the 'Family Research Institute' should be met with scorn and derision.
These guys consistently falisify or distort the research to fit their politics.
jameswade2002 08-24-2005, 12:13 AM If gay people would just shut and drive more Gen 4 chevys, then I might sort of get along with them. You should all drive pushrods...ha
BATMAN 08-24-2005, 08:36 AM Got
Aids
Yet?
GAY
Got
Him
Eating
You?
GHEY
BTW, gay couples make more $$$$ than straight and lesbo ones.
BATMAN 08-24-2005, 08:41 AM Was Amur_ in that study?
He is a kinny SOB............. makes me want to rape him.
DarkAngelKamui 08-24-2005, 09:24 AM lol, awww...
You REALLY don't like him, don't you? :rofl:
BATMAN 08-24-2005, 10:03 AM :batman:
Gay Bob goes to the doctor and has some tests run. The Doctor comes back and says "Bob I am not going to beat around the bush. You have AIDS."
Bob is devastated, "Doc, what can I do?"
"Eat one sausage, 1 head of cabbage, 20 unpeeled carrots drenched in hot sauce, 10 jalapeno peppers, 40 walnuts, 40 peanuts, 1/2 box of Raisin Bran, and top it off with a quart of prune juice"
Bob asks, "Will that cure me, Doc?"
Doc says, "No, but it should leave you with a better understanding of what your ass is for."
Cosby 08-24-2005, 11:01 AM lmao ... nice joke
BATMAN 08-24-2005, 11:02 AM Superman was flying around one night and noticed that a woman was laying on her back nekkid with her legs wide open.
He quickly turned his flight pattern towards her, zipped right in fucked her really faster and flew right back out.
Wonder woman lifts her head up, "what the fuck was that?!??!!"
Invisible man: "I dunno, but whatever it was sure smarts." *rubs his asshole*
Say No To Pistons 08-24-2005, 11:04 AM ^ did you like it batman?
BATMAN 08-24-2005, 11:07 AM I don't recall BATMAN having super powers to let folks see through him............. do u?
RB240 08-24-2005, 01:57 PM i thought invisible man said "I dont know but my ass hurts" damn, jokes get twisted by the end. :dunno: nontheless its always classic.
jameswade2002 08-24-2005, 02:04 PM nodoubt after that batman rocketed to the closest adult book store in Gotham and purchased the most expensive strap-on he could find in the hopes that vickie has an open mind.
BATMAN 08-24-2005, 02:08 PM did u want me to push the strap-on pass ur protesting sphincter?
jameswade2002 08-24-2005, 02:29 PM no, just keep it right on the edge, next to your toungue.
wonner 08-24-2005, 02:46 PM If gay people would just shut and drive more Gen 4 chevys, then I might sort of get along with them. You should all drive pushrods...ha
http://i17.photobucket.com/albums/b90/wonner/youre_a_fag.jpg
Say No To Pistons 08-24-2005, 05:44 PM Batman: hey invisible man wanna go for a drink?
Invisible man: sure!
after a lots of drinks at the bar batman decided to invite invisible man back to his cave. they wake up the next morning next to eachotehr naked on batmans bed. batman wakes up and goes to thebathroom to pee.
Batman: la la laa..wtf? my weiner hurts. wtf im peeing to the side a little. mehh
Invisible man: hey batman my ass hurts
Batman: oh yeah you fell down the stairs
Invisible man: oh..well im gona go out for some coffee
invisble man walks out to get some coffee
Invisible man: but there are no stairs?...
1revnrex 08-24-2005, 05:54 PM Batman: hey invisible man wanna go for a drink?
Invisible man: sure!
after a lots of drinks at the bar batman decided to invite invisible man back to his cave. they wake up the next morning next to eachotehr naked on batmans bed. batman wakes up and goes to thebathroom to pee.
Batman: la la laa..wtf? my weiner hurts. wtf im peeing to the side a little. mehh
Invisible man: hey batman my ass hurts
Batman: oh yeah you fell down the stairs
Invisible man: oh..well im gona go out for some coffee
invisble man walks out to get some coffee
Invisible man: but there are no stairs?...
http://www.p0stwh0res.com/images/gay_trying.jpg
Say No To Pistons 08-24-2005, 05:59 PM yeah at least i tried...bahh
1revnrex 08-24-2005, 06:00 PM yeah at least i tried...bahh
But what about Gay Smokers?
Say No To Pistons 08-24-2005, 06:04 PM they can suck my COCK!
(yes another post with the word cock in it)
1revnrex 08-24-2005, 06:06 PM they can suck my COCK!
(yes another post with the word cock in it)
Ahhh but was it a Smoking Gay Black Cock?
jameswade2002 08-24-2005, 06:12 PM http://i17.photobucket.com/albums/b90/wonner/youre_a_fag.jpg
Your so fucking nasty
Say No To Pistons 08-24-2005, 06:17 PM omg! cyber gay butt-secks!
and yes. a Smoked Bacon Black Cock
wonner 08-24-2005, 06:31 PM Your so fucking nasty
Whats nasty is the imagination you have to fabricate a fake IM.
http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y209/r00d-bwoy001/gaydar.jpg
jameswade2002 08-24-2005, 06:32 PM you know it was real
wonner 08-24-2005, 06:35 PM I have no desire to talk to fags with Vette obsessions
Say No To Pistons 08-24-2005, 07:15 PM the C5 vette is hot...
maniacmikey 08-24-2005, 07:34 PM I have no desire to talk to fags with Vette obsessions
chevette?
jimlab 08-24-2005, 07:53 PM Anything from the 'Family Research Institute' should be met with scorn and derision.
These guys consistently falisify or distort the research to fit their politics.Sounds like YZF-R1's favorite one-stop-shop for "Biblical fact", ICR (http://www.icr.org)... :D
Queen 08-24-2005, 08:08 PM ^ most entertaining site I've come across in a while http://i21.photobucket.com/albums/b261/QueenOTW/smileys/thumbsup2.gif
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