Hey, you guys are the most knowledgeable bunch I know. My roommates had a party last night, and didn't invite me. They kicked me out of the living room where I was working on a paper. Later on when I try to go to bed I find that there is cat shit from the litter box all over my bed and blankets. Last time this happened I was out of town and it was in between the mattress and the fitted sheet.

So anyway, I've already made plans to move out at the end of february or sooner.

How can I get back to them in the meantime, or should I plan something big for my last day? I want to have a good night's sleep and I had to sleep on the couch in sweatpants and a sweatshirt last night. What should I plan?

Why would you move in with pricks like that in the first place? Be selective about who you live with.

kill them

That's hard to do when you're 19, without many friends, and no family.

Winter is a bitch without a roof over your head

Obviously, you are a weak ass homo. Otherwise people would not have done any pranks to you. Instead of being a EMO dickhead by holding in your anger, why not engage in a kick ass slap down to your company? At least youll gain respect, both from them and yourself. Yeah, youll likely get your ass kicked but we all have to walk through the fire some day. Why not now since there is a good excuse? And I am sure you'll be grateful. As far as cat poop, lighten up around your cats. They will fuck up your sleep nest.

Seriously.......If anyone ever put cat shit in my bed, I would wait until they were asleep and beat them to death with a sock full of masterlocks. Problem solved.

How would I get even with them? Pop out the circuit breaker for their areas of the house/apartment on your last day. Take it with you. Do it while they are asleep or something and see if they can figure it out right away.

Also, you can always shave their eyebrows off in their sleep.

Also, you can always shave their eyebrows off in their sleep.

haha... oh man, that one would really suck. I guess they could just draw them on but still, not the same.

I shaved one of my friends sideburns up to about his temple when he was passed out once. I forgot what he had done to me to provoke it, but it was fucking hilarious. He had to give a presentation the next day, so he had to shave the other one up like that so it matched. He had longer hair too, it looked absolutely ridiculous.

Oh and you can also get some sea scallops, and stick the necks in odd hard to find places. It will stink up the house like a skanks box, and they won't have any idea what it is (pending you hide them really...really well.

haha... oh man, that one would really suck. I guess they could just draw them on but still, not the same.

It would look pretty transsexual IMHO.

I shaved one of my friends sideburns up to about his temple when he was passed out once. I forgot what he had done to me to provoke it, but it was fucking hilarious. He had to give a presentation the next day, so he had to shave the other one up like that so it matched. He had longer hair too, it looked absolutely ridiculous.

The idea actually came to me because in high school, the Quarterback of the football team and my neighbor Eli (not Manning), passed out early at a party and had ONE of his eyebrows shaved off. He kept the other one on too! So as a joke, we used to call him "The Rock" like the pro wrestler and we also told him to stop giving us "The People's Eyebrow." I was lucky; when I passed out at a party once, the worst thing I got was my slutty ex girlfriend sticking a popsicle in my ear. I kinda liked it though. :bigthumb:

Oh and you can also get some sea scallops, and stick the necks in odd hard to find places. It will stink up the house like a skanks box, and they won't have any idea what it is (pending you hide them really...really well.

I did that to one roomate with sardines, stuffed them in his heating vent. They were in there for a week. We actually had him convinced that the smell was because of this girl that he brought home one night... good times.

I would give myself diarrhea and unload all of it into a bucket. I would take said bucket and proceed to pour each roommate their fair share while they sleep.

Cat shit in your bed? If it's not your cat I would consider killing it and leaving its remains on their bed.

hahahah

I'm just going to let them know they're entering a world of pain. A world of pain.

Drop a sleeping pill or two in their drink. When they pass out wipe some animal crap in their ass and take pictures of them "shitting themselves"

Before you move out: pee in their shampoo, take a shit and wash the toilet with their toothbrushes (take pics and mail it too them when you get to your new place), hide fish/shrimps around the apartment and inside stuff, pour milk in their closets/furniture, put shit in the fridge/pee in the milk... +++

Oh and:Cat shit in your bed? If it's not your cat I would consider killing it and leaving its remains on their bed.

Cat shit in your bed? If it's not your cat I would consider killing it and leaving its remains on their bed.

hahaha that one gif of the cat getting blown up by that gun in Boondock Saints popped right in my head. wouldn't it be funny if your whole house got locked out...

wait till they fall asleep and put said cat shit in their mouths, and ram it down with your fist.

I would drop a couple of high-tankers before I left. See how long it takes before they figure out why the whole house smells like shit.

Before you move out: pee in their shampoo, take a shit and wash the toilet with their toothbrushes (take pics and mail it too them when you get to your new place), hide fish/shrimps around the apartment and inside stuff, pour milk in their closets/furniture, put shit in the fridge/pee in the milk... +++

Oh and:

a girl I used to know took one of her girlfriends on a daddy-paid-for trip to Jamaica. The first day they were there, they threw their luggage in the hotel room and went out to see the sights. When they came back, they found that their room was broken into, but their cameras and camcorder, and everything else, was still there. Nothing was missing. So they went about their week.

When they got home, they had their film developed.....and there were three black guys, taking pictures of each other putting the girls' toothbrushes up their asses. I tried so hard not to laugh when they told me, but to be honest I couldnt help it. Sure, its disgusting, but only if it's your toothbrush!! This is a must. Then, you can spank it in their mayonaise. Wait til they are asleep, and then mark your territory by pissing in various places around the apartment. if they have their own computers, go visit gay porn sites on them and sign their email up for EVERYTHING. It will take them forever to de-gay their computer. If they have the habit of using the bathroom half-asleep each night then leave the plunger in their toilet....maybe they will take a seat and get acquainted. If either one has a girlfriend, you could always get yourself some size 24 panties and hide them in his car, then call his gf and tell her that he's been cheating and super-sizing it at the same time. Tell her where to look for them panties--no girl will EVER believe a guy that says "but those arent from me!!!"

Oh, and dont forget, drop a log or two in their favorite shoes.

who needs to walk away as the bigger man with an ounce of dignity left when you can enjoy all the subtleties of shitting in some shoes?

Dignity is overrated, hilarity is so much better.

except the small detail that even dribbling retards like Vert can incite some sort of humorous situation

Who cares. I would much rather know that I got someone back tenfold and ruined their day in return for ruining mine than sitting home thinking about what a dignified person I am. I'm so dignified that someone put cat shit in my bed and I just let it happen. Hooray dignity.

good, one less person I have to respect

except the small detail that even dribbling retards like Vert can incite some sort of humorous situation

^_^

Who cares. I would much rather know that I got someone back tenfold and ruined their day in return for ruining mine than sitting home thinking about what a dignified person I am. I'm so dignified that someone put cat shit in my bed and I just let it happen. Hooray dignity.

win

We made some lemonade, and put 2 bottles of magnesium citrate (lemon flavored) in it. My roommate always seemed to drink and eat everything we brought in...

After that episode, he bought his own food and a fridge for his room.

One time I got one of my roommates to take a big swig off of a Summer's Eve Douche, thinking it was a Kool-Aid Koolburst.

We made some lemonade, and put 2 bottles of magnesium citrate (lemon flavored) in it. My roommate always seemed to drink and eat everything we brought in...

After that episode, he bought his own food and a fridge for his room.

F'n sweet, I like that one. If you have ever taken that, you'll know what its like to have explosive diarrhea. That stuff is a colon blow. I thought that you could only get that by prescription?

Maybe not! Muhahahahah


I once heard of someone putting that fish 'ick' medication in a punchbowl on the radio...its makes your pee turn green-blue.
Not sure if its poison or not!

if it kills parasites I'm thinking it's pretty safe to assume that it's toxic

a girl I used to know took one of her girlfriends on a daddy-paid-for trip to Jamaica. The first day they were there, they threw their luggage in the hotel room and went out to see the sights. When they came back, they found that their room was broken into, but their cameras and camcorder, and everything else, was still there. Nothing was missing. So they went about their week.

When they got home, they had their film developed.....and there were three black guys, taking pictures of each other putting the girls' toothbrushes up their asses. I tried so hard not to laugh when they told me, but to be honest I couldnt help it. Sure, its disgusting, but only if it's your toothbrush!! This is a must. Then, you can spank it in their mayonaise. Wait til they are asleep, and then mark your territory by pissing in various places around the apartment. if they have their own computers, go visit gay porn sites on them and sign their email up for EVERYTHING. It will take them forever to de-gay their computer. If they have the habit of using the bathroom half-asleep each night then leave the plunger in their toilet....maybe they will take a seat and get acquainted. If either one has a girlfriend, you could always get yourself some size 24 panties and hide them in his car, then call his gf and tell her that he's been cheating and super-sizing it at the same time. Tell her where to look for them panties--no girl will EVER believe a guy that says "but those arent from me!!!"

Oh, and dont forget, drop a log or two in their favorite shoes.

That is f'in awesome. But really how big of a jerk off do you have to be to do it to some random person you have no beef with?

Damn sorry to hear that Alex. Hopefully piide can solve your roommate problem.

That is f'in awesome. But really how big of a jerk off do you have to be to do it to some random person you have no beef with?

say what?

what post were you reading when you typed this, anyways? I didnt tell anyone to do any of those things to anyone they didnt have a beef with. Not really sure what exactly the point is that you were trying to make, maybe you need to go back to the beginning of this thread and read it again. Here--for a hint, read the title of the thread:


How to get back at Roommates

Getting back at someone can only happen once they have done something to you first, no?

um sky? You might want to re read his post...er....yeah

Download kiddie porn on their computers.

say what?

what post were you reading when you typed this, anyways? I didnt tell anyone to do any of those things to anyone they didnt have a beef with. Not really sure what exactly the point is that you were trying to make, maybe you need to go back to the beginning of this thread and read it again. Here--for a hint, read the title of the thread:




Getting back at someone can only happen once they have done something to you first, no?


I think he is getting the impression that the Jamaican guys wiped their asses with the girls toothbrush for no reason. That is the way I understood the story. He is asking what sort of dick would wipe their ass with someone's toothbrush if that person never did anything to them.

This is what you need to do to your roommates. I seriously just laughed so hard at this that I have tears running down my cheeks.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=giORmFcFgKs

One time I got one of my roommates to take a big swig off of a Summer's Eve Douche, thinking it was a Kool-Aid Koolburst.

I had some guys take shots of month old river water at a party once just so they could get a free cup at the house party....this along with the moldy dead bat in a cup full of beer that sat next to it for an entire summer

This is what you need to do to your roommates. I seriously just laughed so hard at this that I have tears running down my cheeks.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=giORmFcFgKs


LOL That's pretty funny.

This is what you need to do to your roommates. I seriously just laughed so hard at this that I have tears running down my cheeks.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=giORmFcFgKs

:lmfao:

Yeah sky I think you skipped my quote and just read what I wrote. I was speaking about the story that was qouted. I just thought it was shitty some locals stuck toothbrushes up their ass for no reason.

Yeah, Sky.......

yeah, Sky...:asshole::owned::owned::owned:

a girl I used to know took one of her girlfriends on a daddy-paid-for trip to Jamaica. The first day they were there, they threw their luggage in the hotel room and went out to see the sights. When they came back, they found that their room was broken into, but their cameras and camcorder, and everything else, was still there. Nothing was missing. So they went about their week.

When they got home, they had their film developed.....and there were three black guys, taking pictures of each other putting the girls' toothbrushes up their asses. I tried so hard not to laugh when they told me, but to be honest I couldnt help it. Sure, its disgusting, but only if it's your toothbrush!! This is a must. Then, you can spank it in their mayonaise. Wait til they are asleep, and then mark your territory by pissing in various places around the apartment. if they have their own computers, go visit gay porn sites on them and sign their email up for EVERYTHING. It will take them forever to de-gay their computer. If they have the habit of using the bathroom half-asleep each night then leave the plunger in their toilet....maybe they will take a seat and get acquainted. If either one has a girlfriend, you could always get yourself some size 24 panties and hide them in his car, then call his gf and tell her that he's been cheating and super-sizing it at the same time. Tell her where to look for them panties--no girl will EVER believe a guy that says "but those arent from me!!!"

Oh, and dont forget, drop a log or two in their favorite shoes.

http://www.snopes.com/racial/crime/toothbrush.asp

I heard about that one back in 1988.....

Looooooooool

Served.

I guy I used to know once ate pop rocks and washed it down with soda. No word of a lie, his stomach exploded!!

I like where this is going.

I heard Coca-Cola has cocaine in it!!!1

Seriously, how did you let your roomates put cat scat in your bed and not do a fucking thing? I'd slaughter a goat/pig in the livingroom and just throw it's entrails everywhere. Maybe stick some in the microwave and nuke. I guarantee you they won't get the smell out.

Yeah sky I think you skipped my quote and just read what I wrote. I was speaking about the story that was qouted. I just thought it was shitty some locals stuck toothbrushes up their ass for no reason.

umm, guess not....


what you did was quote my entire post. You made no distnction to show that you were only referring to the first part of it. :bigthumb:

I like where this is going.

You can't handle where this is going. Just sit outside in STB and wait until it gets to page 6.

Listen up mother canucker; don't make me throw the gloves down.

/hides

Listen up mother canucker; don't make me throw the gloves down.

We both know that you won't be throwing down any gloves. You get anal raped enough round these parts. You'd only make yourself an easier target whilst you are bending down to pick them up.

Win.

We both know that you won't be throwing down any gloves. You get anal raped enough round these parts. You'd only make yourself an easier target whilst you are bending down to pick them up.

Someone's been watching too many Richard Simmons' exercise tapes.

Someone's been watching too many Richard Simmons' exercise tapes.

You remind me of a friend that I used to know. He owned a sail boat and he liked to go sailing around the world. One day, while out a sea, he came across a dog swimming for its life. He rescued the malnourished dog and tried his best to care for him, even named him sparky. When he got to land, he took the dog to see a vet where he recieved the shock of his life. Apparently, as the vet informed him, it wasn't a dog that he had rescued, but a big, giant Mexican rat!

Looooooooooooool again

er ark...is this another 'connect the dots' thing?

er ark...is this another 'connect the dots' thing?

yes czar, connect them right on out to the highway. Then close you eyes.

yes czar, connect them right on out to the highway. Then close you eyes.

LOL.

:twitch:

LOL.

What ya laffing at, jughead?

You remind me of a friend that I used to know. He owned a sail boat and he liked to go sailing around the world. One day, while out a sea, he came across a dog swimming for its life. He rescued the malnourished dog and tried his best to care for him, even named him sparky. When he got to land, he took the dog to see a vet where he recieved the shock of his life. Apparently, as the vet informed him, it wasn't a dog that he had rescued, but a big, giant Mexican rat!

10 year old lame ass jokes FTMFW!!!

Looooooooooooool again

Don't laugh, your chipmunk pouches jiggle too much.

did that really fly over that many people's heads?
and Ark, did you read those Scary Stories books as a kid?

did that really fly over that many people's heads?

That's why I love TFL, makes me feel so smart.

and Ark, did you read those Scary Stories books as a kid?

No, and I'm running out of urban legends.

10 year old lame ass jokes FTMFW!!!

Everytime that I start to think that you are actually a bright guy, you manage to reset the score.

did that really fly over that many people's heads?
and Ark, did you read those Scary Stories books as a kid?
oooo a rare footage of a woman patronizing

oooo a rare footage of a woman patronizing

that didn't stike me as patronizing to me...

that didn't stike me as patronizing to me...
Never does to the victim. Quite slick actually. Shes probably a black belt in woman.

I'm not sure where even to begin addressing all of this^


No, and I'm running out of urban legends.

welp, ample supply right here
http://images.amazon.com/images/P/0898457580.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg

What ya laffing at, jughead?

It took you quite awhile for that one. Did you log off, brainstorm, then come back just to type that??

Everytime that I start to think that you are actually a bright guy, you manage to reset the score.

That was pretty :gay2:

welp, ample supply right here
http://images.amazon.com/images/P/0898457580.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg

Holy shit! I did read those books. Back when I was in grade 2 or 3 I think. I'd forgotten all about them.

It took you quite awhile for that one. Did you log off, brainstorm, then come back just to type that??

No, his power got shut off so he had to drive to the library.

funny

That was pretty :gay2:

"D'errrrrr have you been watching them Richard Simmons tapes?"

I call it like I see it Ark.

http://www.roadkilltshirts.com/images/products/FONZIE_GAY-SMALL_1.gif

Have an eye for that sort of thing, do you?

Nice comeback. Seriously, it hurt my feelings.

Sorry, guess it doesn't stand up to "you're gay"

It's funny though, how you would come to the conclusion that I'm a homosexual due to the fact that I said, in jest mind you, that you frequently get owned in this forum.

It definitley pulls your man card into question when you cry about roomates not doing dishes instead of getting even with them.

or perhaps some people have a definition of a man that doesn't involve being a bitter, vengeful, juvenile bastard simply because you're given an easy excuse to be one

I'm not sure where even to begin addressing all of this^



welp, ample supply right here
http://images.amazon.com/images/P/0898457580.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg



Holy fuck I used to love that book! The illustrations used to creep me out!

lollll it was so bad I used to have to memorize which pages to skip
http://img384.imageshack.us/img384/9510/sc23gj9.jpg

or perhaps some people have a definition of a man that doesn't involve being a bitter, vengeful, juvenile bastard simply because you're given an easy excuse to be one

Yeah; it's really juvenile to be vengeful of lazy mother fuckers. I mean rest assured if you had a boyfriend who would just leave his dishes dirty all over the place, leave his clothes scattered, habitually leave the seat up for you; I am certain you wouldn't be in the slightest bit upset about it. I'm sure you would try to settle it with words without any actions whatsoever either. :bigthumb:

Yeah; it's really juvenile to be vengeful of lazy mother fuckers. I mean rest assured if you had a boyfriend who would just leave his dishes dirty all over the place, leave his clothes scattered, habitually leave the seat up for you; I am certain you wouldn't be in the slightest bit upset about it. I'm sure you would try to settle it with words without any actions whatsoever either. :bigthumb:

Here's my situation: Last year I lived in a different house where one guy in particular was a really big slob. You could tell where he'd been by the trail of garbage that he'd leave. The dishes were even worse because he'd leave them in the sink for weeks despite the fact that WE HAD A DISHWASHER!! First we tried talking with him, which got us no where. Then we started arguing with him which made him get all defensive about the situation but for some reason this guy was never able to accept that it was his mess. After that, things started to escalate and it got to be a really shitty situation for everyone. In the end, people started to withold money on bills that we owed and as a result, my one buddy who I lived with has collection agencies calling him every week.

What have I learned from all of this?

Getting even, or doing something to the guilty party that makes you feel as though you have evened the score is just for little children. Don't get me wrong, I hate having a dirty kitchen or not being able to cook anything in it. The last couple of days I've just been going home to my parents' place to eat dinner. On the otherhand, both these guys dropped out of school and aren't coming back next year, so I'd rather just bug them to clean their shit for the remainder of the year than blow everything up. If you view that sort of thing as emasculating then I think you need to grow up there buddy.

But then again, Ark dont have boobs to back up the verbage. Now if he took the initiative and stuffed TP in his shirt, I believe those boys may listen. Wont you agree?

lollll it was so bad I used to have to memorize which pages to skip


I don't know what you're talking about, those books were the best thing our library had going for it.

But then again, Ark dont have boobs to back up the verbage. Now if he took the initiative and stuffed TP in his shirt, I believe those boys may listen. Wont you agree?

Haha... you should see the one guy's girlfriend. Imagine the most hideous person you can and then a personality to match.

Haha... you should see the one guy's girlfriend. Imagine the most hideous person you can and then a personality to match.

http://i5.tinypic.com/7werp7d.jpg

Getting even, or doing something to the guilty party that makes you feel as though you have evened the score is just for little children. Don't get me wrong, I hate having a dirty kitchen or not being able to cook anything in it. The last couple of days I've just been going home to my parents' place to eat dinner. On the otherhand, both these guys dropped out of school and aren't coming back next year, so I'd rather just bug them to clean their shit for the remainder of the year than blow everything up. If you view that sort of thing as emasculating then I think you need to grow up there buddy.

+1
I could elaborate, but most of the "men" here will take it as a stab to their idea of manhood

jesus christ.:arcade:

Personally, I don't care if some people think it is for little children. There are certain situations that I think are childish, which is why I won't get into a fist fight with someone. However, little petty things like people not doing the dishes are just begging for subtle revenge tactics. More for the sake of being able to laugh your balls off afterwards. Imagine if you were the guy who pulled the butter floor thing, you would be laughing about that for the rest of your life.

then do it, laugh about it, and move on.. don't bother to defend it if you truly believe it's unworthy of criticism

I see situations like this as an opportunity to pull a funny prank on someone. They don't come around that often. It's not like you walk away thinking "fuck that guy, I won this battle!"

More along the lines of, "that was funny as shit, I'm glad I thought of it."

practical jokes are one thing, and if they're harmless they're funny, but it's quite a different subject when you're tossing away your dignity and making an utter fool of yourself simply to try to one-up someone, and I've witnessed enough pissing contests on here to realize that's the mindset many people have

2nd gen can be a dangerous foe to fuck with: dangerous yet good people....heres why;

Its healthy to think about getting even. I dont see any problem administrating 'like' dosage to others, so do it with a kicker. One side of the coin, you dont HAVE to respond to their action; otherside, whats important is that you didnt start it. Yet the mastered art of getting even may become useful in your 40s. Thats where serious political battles are fought.

I say again, nothing wrong with a static position. Stay safe away and hidden. But if you want to spar with the big boys, and they will come mind you, learn your mistakes now.

Good read...Art of War...Tsu

i would...Kill them...


But this is a funny prank...it wont really get back at them...but is funny...If you take your shoes off at the Door, in the halway lay down one of the plastic mats with the Pricklys in the bottom...Flip if over and when they take their shoes of, Enjoy!