SpartanTS
10-26-2005, 11:14 PM
Haven't posted in a while. A friend of mine forwarded this to me...
Sumthing to make you laugh
GHETTO SPELLIN' BEE
Leroy is a 20 year-old 5th grader. This is Leroy's homework assignment. He must use each vocabulary word in a sentence.
1. Hotel -
I gave my girlfriend crabs, and the hotel everybody.
2. Dictate -
My girlfriend say my dictate good.
3. Catacomb -
I saw Don King at da fight the other night. Man, somebody get that catacomb.
4 Foreclose -
If I pay alimony today, I got no money foreclose.
5. Rectum -
I had two Cadillac's, but my bitch rectum both.
6. Disappointment -
My parole officer tol' me if I miss disappointment they gonna send me back to the joint.
7. Penis -
I went to the doctors and he handed me a cup and said penis.
8. Israel -
Tito try to sell me a Rolex. I say, "man, it look fake." He say, "Bullshit, that watch israel."
9. Undermine -
There's a fine lookin' ho living in the apartment undermine.
10. Acoustic -
When I was little, my uncle bought me acoustic and took me to the poolhall.
11. Iraq -
When we got to the poolhall, I tol' my uncle iraq, you break.
12. Stain -
My mother-in-law stopped by and I axed her, "Do you plan on stain for dinner?"
13. Fortify -
I axed this ho on da street, "how much?" She say "fortify."
14. Income -
I just got in bed wif da ho and income my wife.
Furthering your education with Today's Ebonic word:
Today's word is: "OMELETTE"
Let us use it in a sentence.
"I should pop yo ass fo what you jus did, but omelette dis one slide."
-Bryant
Sumthing to make you laugh
GHETTO SPELLIN' BEE
Leroy is a 20 year-old 5th grader. This is Leroy's homework assignment. He must use each vocabulary word in a sentence.
1. Hotel -
I gave my girlfriend crabs, and the hotel everybody.
2. Dictate -
My girlfriend say my dictate good.
3. Catacomb -
I saw Don King at da fight the other night. Man, somebody get that catacomb.
4 Foreclose -
If I pay alimony today, I got no money foreclose.
5. Rectum -
I had two Cadillac's, but my bitch rectum both.
6. Disappointment -
My parole officer tol' me if I miss disappointment they gonna send me back to the joint.
7. Penis -
I went to the doctors and he handed me a cup and said penis.
8. Israel -
Tito try to sell me a Rolex. I say, "man, it look fake." He say, "Bullshit, that watch israel."
9. Undermine -
There's a fine lookin' ho living in the apartment undermine.
10. Acoustic -
When I was little, my uncle bought me acoustic and took me to the poolhall.
11. Iraq -
When we got to the poolhall, I tol' my uncle iraq, you break.
12. Stain -
My mother-in-law stopped by and I axed her, "Do you plan on stain for dinner?"
13. Fortify -
I axed this ho on da street, "how much?" She say "fortify."
14. Income -
I just got in bed wif da ho and income my wife.
Furthering your education with Today's Ebonic word:
Today's word is: "OMELETTE"
Let us use it in a sentence.
"I should pop yo ass fo what you jus did, but omelette dis one slide."
-Bryant