There's this girl at work that wears this skin tight, skin colored, strapless blouse and she managed to scare my ass again.

This girl is 5'2" tall and weighs about a 105 lbs and has big boobs (for her size...I'm guessing C cups). She has worn this top about three times already and it has managed to freak me out everytime she has worn it.

She wears a jacket on top, but it still manages to fool you. It looks like she isn't wearing anything. For a split second, you wonder where the pepperonis went. The first time she scared me, she came up to my cubicle to ask me a question about her car. I was working on a file facing my computer and I turned around. I quickly turned back around (married remember) and thought to myself "this can't be happening." I turned around slowly and saw that it was indead a shirt.

That crap caught me and the other male co-workers off guard.

You guys have similar experiences?

This thread is useless with out pics.

Yeah, I wish I could deliver, but I'd probably get fired.

Nope.

nOpe?

Yeah, I wish I could deliver, but I'd probably get fired.

Just walk up to her and say thats an interesting outfit my wife didnt believe me when i told her about it last week can i get a picture of you in it and a picture of you out of it to compare?

Believe me...I can get the picture, but I'm not going to post it. It's not worth the hassle.

Does she know about this? All those confused second looks must have gotten her attention by now. Maybe she does it on purpose?

I think so rodney. I think she might be a bit of a tease.

My first day at the office after training.

me: *working hard on files*
her: *knocks on my cubicle* Hi. You haven't noticed me, but I've noticed you. My name is *******.
me: Hi
her: I see that you have performance parts stickers on you cubicle. Are you into cars?

I think she was coming on to me.

This thread is useless and shows the original thread creator lacks BALLS. lol

I have balls. I'm not stupid.

the trials and tribulations of a married man, ha
I know. I'm faithful though.


Would you have gone for it or would your religious beliefs/morals stop you?

She sounds like a cocktease, or she's looking for a cheap tuneup.....

Either way I'd stay back. After getting pictures of coarse.

She sounds like a cocktease, or she's looking for a cheap tuneup.....

Either way I'd stay back. After getting pictures of coarse.

then growing enough balls to post them. I mean surely they arent just there for decoration. :asshole:

She sounds like a cocktease, or she's looking for a cheap tuneup.....

Either way I'd stay back. After getting pictures of coarse.
She talks to me evryday. Hell, she evens walks with my buddy and I to our cars.

She's toned it down a lot. I guess she gave up after I didn't pay attention to her advances. I'm pretty sure I can get pics though.

She talks to me evryday. Hell, she evens walks with my buddy and I to our cars.

She's toned it down a lot. I guess she gave up after I didn't pay attention to her advances. I'm pretty sure I can get pics though.

Pretty sure and doing it are 2 different things.

Tony, I'm driving over to Las Vegas tomorrow and kicking your ass :boxing:

You're lucky my wife is making me a really good dinner tonight or I would head out after work.

Tony, I'm driving over to Las Vegas tomorrow and kicking your ass :boxing:

You're lucky my wife is making me a really good dinner tonight or I would head out after work.

Meet half way?

You're on, but I'm not reimbursing you for your gas or medical expenses.

There's a lady (who brings cupcakes) that I work with who's a fashion freak... I think she has about 40 pairs of shoes. Today she wore this thing on her finger; it was like a ring, only instead of a diamond there was a puff of brown and blonde fur. I was totally mesmerized by this thing when she was writing. She noticed me watching (and maybe drooling) and asked if I liked it... I simply replied "I'm not sure whether to feed that thing and take it home, or shoot it and throw it on the grill". She laughed and made a comment that it's fun to pet.

There's a lady (who brings cupcakes) that I work with who's a fashion freak... I think she has about 40 pairs of shoes. Today she wore this thing on her finger; it was like a ring, only instead of a diamond there was a puff of brown and blonde fur. I was totally mesmerized by this thing when she was writing. She noticed me watching (and maybe drooling) and asked if I liked it... I simply replied "I'm not sure whether to feed that thing and take it home, or shoot it and throw it on the grill". She laughed and made a comment that it's fun to pet.
:roll:

You're on, but I'm not reimbursing you for your gas or medical expenses.

No deal then unless you are bringing the chick. Either one i dont mind. I promise to send her back when i am done at no cost to you.

she wants free labor....

I think so rodney. I think she might be a bit of a tease.

My first day at the office after training.

me: *working hard on files*
her: *knocks on my cubicle* Hi. You haven't noticed me, but I've noticed you. My name is *******.
me: Hi
her: I see that you have performance parts stickers on you cubicle. Are you into cars?

I think she was coming on to me.


Then will you take me to work with you, please...if anyone asks tell them it's "take your 22 year old friend to work day" and ask them how come they didn't get the memo. :bigthumb:

don't cheat on your wife, she sounds like a great person

way to fuck up a fun to read thread lol

There's only one thing to do: Get her drunk at the Christmas party, get your wife drunk there, too, and let them start tongue kissing each other. Next thing you know, bam! Threesome and pictures for TFL.

There's only one thing to do: Get her drunk at the Christmas party, get your wife drunk there, too, and let them start tongue kissing each other. Next thing you know, bam! Threesome and pictures for TFL.


:bigthumb:





You guys have similar experiences?


Nope.

There are not any really good looking women at my company. A few milf's but not "Oh my God" hot.

(who brings cupcakes):rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:

She noticed me watching (and maybe drooling) and asked if I liked it... I simply replied "I'm not sure whether to feed that thing and take it home, or shoot it and throw it on the grill". She laughed and made a comment that it's fun to pet.
Knowing you, probably drooling ;)

Man, if she isn't too old you should see if you could work something out with her :bigthumb: especially since she's already given you cupcakes :rofl:

Pic tease!

Man, if she isn't too old you should see if you could work something out with her :bigthumb: especially since she's already given you cupcakes :rofl:

yeah, she's like 45.... and definately not my type.

Then will you take me to work with you, please...if anyone asks tell them it's "take your 22 year old friend to work day" and ask them how come they didn't get the memo. :bigthumb:
Will do :D


don't cheat on your wife, she sounds like a great person
Ask Supper. I'm 100% against cheating.

I was asking what you would do in that situation. I was assuming your single because I've never heard you talk about a spouse or girlfriend. ---yeah, I know what they say about assuming. :D

I was assuming your single because I've never heard you talk about a spouse or girlfriend. ---yeah, I know what they say about assuming. :D

That you are right almost everytime? Except the times you dont post pictures.