A wise man once said (osborne) "I'd kick them in the nuts if they had them"

Disscuss how much women suck.

:banghead:

They may suck, but they're not that hard to figure out.

your women suck? no fair :(

Some background to the story so maybe $100T2 or someone else can help.


It all started when i met this girl a few weeks ago when she came over my place to drink with my best friend and his girlfriend. Anyway they ended up staying the night because non of us could of drove we were pretty much smashed. So a few hours go by we are drinking and i find my self very attractive to this girl and know its not the vodka i just drank, i think she is beautiful and was sweet even before we started to drink.

Anyway the next day we sober up and i talk to her and my friends girlfriend and express my interest in her, but she says she still cares alot for her ex and wants to work it out with him(which is true and not a bs lie to let me off easy) the kid is a fool, he lit a house on fire when he was young, and got busted with weed while on probation so he is in and out of trouble.

So ofcorse i be the sweet guy to see if i can get her on the rebound and show her that im a good guy and would never ever do anything like he does, lies to her and treats her like crap, long story short she instant messages me tonight, im bored so i start saying stupid shit making my brother that was in my room laugh, like if she wanted to put my milk in her cocopuffs or some shit.


She then says "rob stop im tryin to talk to you" so ofcorse i say sorry i was just bored, you okay? she says no not at all but i cant tell you over the computer, i said thats fine call me or ill call you(we never talked on the phone, always online) she says that sounds good then says brb and her mom or roomate or whoever the hell she lives with is on it so she cant and she will call me tomorrow and then just goes to bed.


I cant tell if i am just wasting my time with this girl or i actually have a chance.

go along with it.

while your trying to get with this girl, get with another girl.

and then a 3rd, and 4th..and so on.

but really. i would still be looking for another girl on top of that one

express my interest in herFirst (and probably last) mistake.

like if she wanted to put my milk in her cocopuffs or some shitSmooth. :bigthumb:

I cant tell if i am just wasting my time with this girl or i actually have a chance.The first option. If she wants to fuck you, she'll let you know... as long as you're perceptive enough to pick up on the signals. If she's looking to commiserate about her problems, then you've already been demoted to the status of "harmless and uninteresting".

And no, telling her you like her and that you wouldn't treat her like her ex doesn't score any points. Go directly to Jail. Do not pass Go. Do not collect $200.

Sounds like you liked her. Maybe you should stay true to what you told her and not say stuff like that to her. She probably already has trust issues and you're just complicating them.

Shit, I'd go meet here at a coffee shop since it's a low pressure public place and talk to her. You're not going to do any damage unless you really step on your dick. Be up front and let her know you like her without making crude remarks and see what she says. As Jim stated you may have already fallen into the "friend" catagory. If so you should be able to figure it out right away.

Okay well, i am a VERY VERY straight forward person, i hate games and i always ALWAYS tell it like it is. I dont bullshit or beat around the bush, like i said im straight forward kinda guy that is too sweet sometimes for his own good.

Some background to the story so maybe $100T2 or someone else can help.

You asked for it. Remember that, ok? You asked for it.


It all started when i met this girl a few weeks ago when she came over my place to drink with my best friend and his girlfriend. Anyway they ended up staying the night because non of us could of drove we were pretty much smashed. So a few hours go by we are drinking and i find my self very attractive to this girl and know its not the vodka i just drank, i think she is beautiful and was sweet even before we started to drink.

Wow, get wrecked and think she's great... Perfect start to a relationship!

Anyway the next day we sober up and i talk to her and my friends girlfriend and express my interest in her, but she says she still cares alot for her ex and wants to work it out with him(which is true and not a bs lie to let me off easy) the kid is a fool, he lit a house on fire when he was young, and got busted with weed while on probation so he is in and out of trouble.

So this is Lemonade's ex-girlfriend?

So ofcorse i be the sweet guy to see if i can get her on the rebound and show her that im a good guy and would never ever do anything like he does, lies to her and treats her like crap, long story short she instant messages me tonight, im bored so i start saying stupid shit making my brother that was in my room laugh, like if she wanted to put my milk in her cocopuffs or some shit.

Yep, nothing wins a woman's heart like being an immature dipshit, especially when she just broke up with an immature dipshit. Good call!!

She then says "rob stop im tryin to talk to you" so ofcorse i say sorry i was just bored, you okay? she says no not at all but i cant tell you over the computer, i said thats fine call me or ill call you(we never talked on the phone, always online) she says that sounds good then says brb and her mom or roomate or whoever the hell she lives with is on it so she cant and she will call me tomorrow and then just goes to bed.


I cant tell if i am just wasting my time with this girl or i actually have a chance.

You're wasting your time. She wants the emotional fulfillment she can't get from her ex boyfriend from you. She'll be getting all the other forms of "fulfillment" from him.

FTC, welcome to being the "cuddle bitch". Enjoy your stay!

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FTC, welcome to being the "cuddle bitch". Enjoy your stay!




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FTC, welcome to being the "cuddle bitch". Enjoy your stay!

$100t2 for the win.

you deal with her emotional problems; while the asshole boyfriend gets to sleep with her because he reminds her of her emotionally unavailable father.

$100t2 for the win.

you deal with her emotional problems; while the asshole boyfriend gets to sleep with her because he reminds her of her emotionally unavailable father.

Yep. You listen to her bitch and moan about him treating her like shit, he continues to tap that ass while probably banging two other chicks on the side.

mustang meet.
hehehe

If you think girls want the sweet guy instead of the bad boy, you have no chance.

Especially not at your age.

So this is Lemonade's ex-girlfriend?LOL. I was thinking the same thing. :D

FeatherTheClutch: Women want to do the choosing. NEVER tell them you like them or that you're attracted to them because you appear desperate or needy, and therefore there's something wrong with you. Play it cool. If it was meant to be, they'll let you know that they like you and are attracted to you. If not, no big loss, and you didn't make a fool of yourself in front of someone who will tell all her friends about it. :)

The best plan of all is to have them set you up with one of their girlfriends, if possible. Then treat that bitch like she was the Queen of Sheeba in public and knock the bottom out of her in bed... she's just a means to an end. They'll have to listen to how great you are every time they talk to their friend, and after awhile, they'll start to wonder why they're putting up with you-know-who. Works every time.

Picking a boyfriend is just like shopping for a new accessory to a woman. Telling them you like them, badgering them on the phone, or pushing them to do something that could be considered a date before they're ready is just like being pestered by an annoying car salesman. They want to window shop without the hassle.

My final piece of advice... get your ass to a wedding. Watching someone else get married does strange shit to women and you're more likely to end up with someone after a good wedding reception than anywhere else I can think of. :D

My final piece of advice... get your ass to a wedding. Watching someone else get married does strange shit to women and you're more likely to end up with someone after a good wedding reception than anywhere else I can think of. :D



I was thinking the same thing. Looks like it's time to go BOOM BOOM with the Bride's maids.

shoot first, ask questions later.
























and don't forget to dispose of the body in a timely and efficient manner.

So what's the latest? You chicken out or are you just friends?

I didnt chicken out, she always messages me or talks to me in someway, and always says "hold on ill be right back, please stay around!". Honestly i guess i took the "good friend" roll, and i dont really care. I will laugh when she ends up with a guy that rapes her, gives her aids and then blows aids load on her face.

Way to be a friend! Jesus, maybe she's better off without you.

Way to be a friend! Jesus, maybe she's better off without you.


I only put up with stupid people for so long, i dont want to be her "friend".

Wow, quite the attitude change in the last 43 hours.