THE AD

What am I doing wrong?

Okay, I’m tired of beating around the bush. I’m a beautiful
(spectacularly beautiful) 25 year old girl. I’m articulate and classy.
I’m not from New York . I’m looking to get married to a guy who makes at
least half a million a year. I know how that sounds, but keep in mind
that a million a year is middle class in New York City , so I don’t think
I’m overreaching at all.

Are there any guys who make 500K or more on this board? Any wives? Could
you send me some tips? I dated a business man who makes average around
200 - 250. But that’s where I seem to hit a roadblock. 250,000 won’t get
me to central park west. I know a woman in my yoga class who was married
to an investment banker and lives in Tribeca, and she’s not as pretty as
I am, nor is she a great genius. So what is she doing right? How do I
get to her level?

Here are my questions specifically:

- Where do you single rich men hang out? Give me specifics- bars,
restaurants, gyms

-What are you looking for in a mate? Be honest guys, you won’t hurt my
feelings

-Is there an age range I should be targeting (I’m 25)?

- Why are some of the women living lavish lifestyles on the upper east
side so plain? I’ve seen really ‘plain jane’ boring types who have
nothing to offer married to incredibly wealthy guys. I’ve seen drop dead
gorgeous girls in singles bars in the east village. What’s the story
there?

- Jobs I should look out for? Everyone knows - lawyer, investment
banker, doctor. How much do those guys really make? And where do they
hang out? Where do the hedge fund guys hang out?

- How you decide marriage vs. just a girlfriend? I am looking for
MARRIAGE ONLY

Please hold your insults - I’m putting myself out there in an honest
way. Most beautiful women are superficial; at least I’m being up front
about it. I wouldn’t be searching for these kind of guys if I wasn’t
able to match them - in looks, culture, sophistication, and keeping a
nice home and hearth.

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THE RESPONSE

I read your posting with great interest and have thought meaningfully
about your dilemma. I offer the following analysis of your predicament.
Firstly, I’m not wasting your time, I qualify as a guy who fits your
bill; that is I make more than $500K per year. That said here’s how I
see it.

Your offer, from the prospective of a guy like me, is plain and simple a
cr@ppy business deal. Here’s why. Cutting through all the B.S., what you
suggest is a simple trade: you bring your looks to the party and I bring
my money. Fine, simple. But here’s the rub, your looks will fade and my
money will likely continue into perpetuity…in fact, it is very likely
that my income increases but it is an absolute certainty that you won’t
be getting any more beautiful!

So, in economic terms you are a depreciating asset and I am an earning
asset. Not only are you a depreciating asset, your depreciation
accelerates! Let me explain, you’re 25 now and will likely stay pretty
hot for the next 5 years, but less so each year. Then the fade begins in
earnest. By 35 stick a fork in you!

So in Wall Street terms, we would call you a trading position, not a buy
and hold…hence the rub…marriage. It doesn’t make good business sense
to “buy you” (which is what you’re asking) so I’d rather lease. In case
you think I’m being cruel, I would say the following. If my money were
to go away, so would you, so when your beauty fades I need an out. It’s
as simple as that. So a deal that makes sense is dating, not marriage.

Separately, I was taught early in my career about efficient markets. So,
I wonder why a girl as “articulate, classy and spectacularly beautiful”
as you has been unable to find your sugar daddy. I find it hard to
believe that if you are as gorgeous as you say you are that the $500K
hasn’t found you, if not only for a tryout.

By the way, you could always find a way to make your own money and then
we wouldn’t need to have this difficult conversation.

With all that said, I must say you’re going about it the right way.
Classic “pump and dump.”

I hope this is helpful, and if you want to enter into some sort of
lease, let me know.

Source: http://www.bankersball.com/2007/10/0...r-gets-slammed

hahahahaha

your link is 404 btw..

http://www.bankersball.com/2007/10/03/500k-gold-digger-gets-slammed/

don't matter,we go the goods we needed..archived forever on TFL...

Que Music...Kanye West-Golddigger.

That is fucking awesome!

That would be great to find out it is my girlfriend!

What would you do?

wow, that is awesome!!! i love the counter by the rich guy!

Ahh its a great thing to see a women who's mind is soo far up her own ass come crashing back down to reality!

In honesty most hot girl's are the ones you would want to stay away from!

I really like that article.

Pwned!!!

This is the kind of dumb bitch you write a check for 500k to have the raunchiest sex ever with her, then cancel the check the next day.

What would you do?


she wants to be a trophy wife - so shoot her and mount her head on the wall.

she wants to be a trophy wife - so shoot her and mount her head on the wall.

Legal in Canada eh?

If it WAS my girlfriend? I would just get rid of her. There is no benefit in keeping her around if that is what she is trying to do.

You could keep her for the sex, but if you are already dating her, it wouldn't be like you are using her.

There is no fun in having sex with a girl like that unless you are using her!

This is the kind of dumb bitch you write a check for 500k to have the raunchiest sex ever with her, then cancel the check the next day.

Agreed

You know i bet everyone of us here know's someone close to us who think's along the same lines as this women.

I have a bud that lives with his parent's hes 23 drives a modded 300zxtt and generally act's like he a high roller!..But if life get's tough for him like his parents get pissed off he's act's like he's a clueless animal.

People like this and other's will never acquire any sort of wealth themselves they will either marry into like said women or they will inherit what there parent's worked soo hard for.

People like this usually fear reality and thus must live according to some standard that they make up in there head in order to feel secure and have self worth.

You know i bet everyone of us here know's someone close to us who think's along the same lines as this women.

I have a bud that lives with his parent's hes 23 drives a modded 300zxtt and generally act's like he a high roller!..But if life get's tough for him like his parents get pissed off he's act's like he's a clueless animal.

People like this and other's will never acquire any sort of wealth themselves they will either marry into like said women or they will inherit what there parent's worked soo hard for.

People like this usually fear reality and thus must live according to some standard that they make up in there head in order to feel secure and have self worth.



Try it again in English

Try it again in English


Hey you dont want none with me women im not a nice guy!

Soo be gone will ya!

Some people only see and hear what THEY want.. perfect example.

Hey you dont want none with me women im not a nice guy!

Soo be gone will ya!

Some people only see and hear what THEY want.. perfect example.

Ah yes, I am a woman so clearly I can't match wits with a paragon of intellect such as yourself.


The only thing I see is piss poor grammar and sentences that don't make a lick of sense.

Ah yes, I am a woman so clearly I can't match wits with a paragon of intellect such as yourself.


The only thing I see is piss poor grammar and sentences that don't make a lick of sense.
:owned: :bigthumb:

Queen's on the rag. Don't mind her.

Yes of course, since I am not open to your retarded sex talk toward me in every single fucking thread, I must be on the rag.

Do you guys know anything? Or do you really suck this bad in real life?

Yes of course, since I am not open to your retarded sex talk toward me in every single fucking thread, I must be on the rag.

Do you guys know anything? Or do you really suck this bad in real life?


Don't lump me in with him. I'm just here until my hand recovers from playing with the wii.

Yes of course, since I am not open must be on the rag.


:roll:

huh?

:roll:


That's about on par with a "That's what she said" joke. You're like "The Todd" from Scrubs, just a walking pile of dick jokes.

You go to college.

huh?

see his user title for explanation.

Yea, thanks. Sometimes I forget that some people aren't capable of making any fucking sense

I really wish I could marry into money

it would make my life sooooooo much easier :P

how come women get it so easy.

Ah yes, I am a woman so clearly I can't match wits with a paragon of intellect such as yourself.


The only thing I see is piss poor grammar and sentences that don't make a lick of sense.


Awesome assumption and a very predictable comeback...you ma'am are full of fail!
Soo very quick to justify why this and i can that! give it up already my respect for women is 50/50 lady.
And it fill's me with joy that grammar can cuase you pain.

Awesome assumption and a very predictable comeback...you ma'am are full of fail!
Soo very quick to justify why this and i can that! give it up already my respect for women is 50/50 lady.
And it fill's me with joy that grammar can cuase you pain.


50/50? What does that even mean? Half of you respects women and half of you doesn't? How many times have you eaten mushrooms in your life?

Your grammar doesn't cause me pain. What causes pain is the fact that you are fucking stupid, and can't formulate a single thought that makes one bit of sense. People have to read through all of your posts like three times to figure out what the hell you are even talking about. It's like having to put together a 500 piece puzzle with a retarded kid.

Can I make my puzzle piece fit with yours Queen?

Can I make my puzzle piece fit with yours Queen?



I see multiple sexual harassment lawsuits in your future.

Perhaps you are right.

Yep. That's something to aspire to. Girls love catcalls and constant innuendo.

Guys love girls shutting the fuck up and giving more head.

Just ask Isaiah Thomas

Yep. That's something to aspire to. Girls love catcalls and constant innuendo.

Only from A listers. The rest of us can fuck off.

Guys love girls shutting the fuck up and giving more head.


Which explains why you are sitting on the internet at 11:30 on a Friday night.

50/50? What does that even mean?
That mean's me and my old lady share an equal relationship. Half of you respects women and half of you doesn't? How many times have you eaten mushrooms in your life? Is this the voice's telling you in your head? And no ive never used drug's.

Your grammar doesn't cause me pain. What causes pain is the fact that you are fucking stupid, Is that a fact? and can't formulate a single thought that makes one bit of sense. Hmm unlike women men cant read mind's. People have to read through all of your posts like three times to figure out what the hell you are even talking about. Hmm care to share your convo's with said people. It's like having to put together a 500 piece puzzle with a retarded kid. Oh Another very thought out comeback..tell you what.I DONT CARE! IM sorry your life is filled with everyday resentment against men..How about you try enjoying yourself or hell better yet get LAID! you need it!

Now come lets here your response.

^ dude wth? you have that much time to pull all those quotes?

yes, yes he does

Actually it only takes about 10 min to do it.


It's really only worth it against certain people...Like Queen here!

Bwahaha...If thats her in the avatare she's not even good looking IMO.


Anyway i got a movie to see and a romanic night out with my wife!

when it could take a good 30 seconds if you'd hit quote once and start typing

That mean's me and my old lady share an equal relationship. Is this the voice's telling you in your head? And no ive never used drug's.

Is that a fact? Hmm unlike women men cant read mind's. Hmm care to share your convo's with said people. Oh Another very thought out comeback..tell you what.I DONT CARE! IM sorry your life is filled with everyday resentment against men..How about you try enjoying yourself or hell better yet get LAID! you need it!

Now come lets here your response.

Is that what it means? Cause it still makes no sense whatsoever.

Yes it's a fact, you are an idiot.

I don't need to share any convo, if you could just get over the fact that you're being clowned by a girl you would realize what a douche you look like.

Resentment against men? Some of you don't qualify for that title, I have resentment against boring retards that don't have anything in their head but boobs.

Which explains why you are sitting on the internet at 11:30 on a Friday night.

Insults generally don't mean shit when they are a two way street baby.

Actually it only takes about 10 min to do it.


It's really only worth it against certain people...Like Queen here!

Bwahaha...If thats her in the avatare she's not even good looking IMO.


Anyway i got a movie to see and a romanic night out with my wife!



Ah yeah, I could have seen that coming. You get dominated by a girl so you call her ugly, cause you've got nothing else. I'm sure your wife is a real prize. Prize cattle at least.

Actually it only takes about 10 min to do it.


It's really only worth it against certain people...Like Queen here!

Bwahaha...If thats her in the avatare she's not even good looking IMO.


Anyway i got a movie to see and a romanic night out with my wife!


10 minutes? Jesus christ I dont have the time or attention span to focus on a task like that. I have more important things to do like watch my finger nails grow, catch up on the latest fall fashions, check out the large women in iowa, and not the good large mammary giggidy kind, this is large use a cattle prod and hope for the best women.

Insults generally don't mean shit when they are a two way street baby.


I'm not the one on here talking about sex and how much of it I expect, and how much of it I supposedly get. If I was out in search of dick, I wouldn't be here.

Ah yeah, I could have seen that coming. You get dominated by a girl so you call her ugly, cause you've got nothing else. I'm sure your wife is a real prize. Prize cattle at least.


No i said that becuas thats my opinion and you stated that in your meassage to me! I dont think of sex or boob's at all!


And my wife is porterican...Black hair light skin and yes she is a real prize thank you!

Hmm your right about one thing though i dont know you or care too..But i can see your not very happy!

You played the "I have no life card." I called you on it.

Game



Set


Match.

10 minutes? Jesus christ I dont have the time or attention span to focus on a task like that. I have more important things to do like watch my finger nails grow, catch up on the latest fall fashions, check out the large women in iowa, and not the good large mammary giggidy kind, this is large use a cattle prod and hope for the best women.


Bwahaha

Im upset you didnt even include watching a pot of water boil!

You played the "I have no life card." I called you on it.

Game



Set


Match.


I wonder if there is a connection between that and her user name?

No i said that becuas thats my opinion and you stated that in your meassage to me! I dont think of sex or boob's at all!


And my wife is porterican...Black hair light skin and yes she is a real prize thank you!

Hmm your right about one thing though i dont know you or care too..But i can see your not very happy!

looks like the "prize cattle" was spot on. good work, Queen

No i said that becuas thats my opinion and you stated that in your meassage to me! I dont think of sex or boob's at all!


And my wife is porterican...Black hair light skin and yes she is a real prize thank you!

Hmm your right about one thing though i dont know you or care too..But i can see your not very happy!


Porterican? Is that like Porterhouse? She is a juicy steak then, that's what I thought.

Porterican? Is that like Porterhouse? She is a juicy steak then, that's what I thought.


Yep very juicy!


Come on damnit ive heard better in junior high.

This is what's great about arguing with secondgen...He actually can comeback and not just go sideway's.

You played the "I have no life card." I called you on it.

Game



Set


Match.


No, I played the "you talk out your ass" card. What exactly did you win here, aside from proving that you are a simple minded idiot?

rotorman, are your wife's eyebrows made out of Sharpie?

Yep very juicy!


Come on damnit ive heard better in junior high.


That's funny, cause I knew how to spell "Puerto Rican" correctly in junior high, and I'm not married to one.

No, I played the "you talk out your ass" card. What exactly did you win here, aside from proving that you are a simple minded idiot?

The fact you can't argue for shit. Come back and try again tomorrow. In the mean time give me head until you learn to keep up with the big boys.

rotorman, are your wife's eyebrows made out of Sharpie?


Na but that day she kinda look's like a 17 year old?

Bet ya cant guess where we are!

The OP was awesome! Now I'm going to slowly back away from this thread...

He was trying to say Puerto Rican? I thought he was claiming she looked like a porcelain doll. By the time this gets posted it will be old news.

The fact you can't argue for shit. Come back and try again tomorrow. In the mean time give me head until you learn to keep up with the big boys.


Bwahahahahaha..oh shit. Ok seriously ive actually heard someone say that to a chick before not the same but very close.

The OP was awesome! Now I'm going to slowly back away from this thread...


Noo dont go this is just getting good!

Its all in fun it really really is!:screwyou:

He was trying to say Puerto Rican? I thought he was claiming she looked like a porcelain doll. By the time this gets posted it will be old news.


Ive just thought of something TJ is alright for a party!


But yeah i go for porcelain dallz ya know!

The fact you can't argue for shit. Come back and try again tomorrow. In the mean time give me head until you learn to keep up with the big boys.


The big boys? You really are a total fucking simpleton aren't you? You and rotorman just can't let go of your dicks long enough to realize that you lead shallow and meaningless lives. You are a broken record, dick joke after sex joke after dick joke. There wasn't even an argument here, just me calling you on all youf bullshit. Is part of being a big boy not being able to swallow your pride after being torn apart by a girl?

Is part of your estrogenical bitchiness thinking you are always right?

Is part of your estrogenical bitchiness thinking you are always right?

That and knowing that you are being owned beyond your wildest dreams right now, and are absolutely clueless.

The big boys? You really are a total fucking simpleton aren't you? You and rotorman just can't let go of your dicks long enough to realize that you lead shallow and meaningless lives. You are a broken record, dick joke after sex joke after dick joke. There wasn't even an argument here, just me calling you on all youf bullshit. Is part of being a big boy not being able to swallow your pride after being torn apart by a girl?


Honestly arguing with you suck's becuase you dont change your game...you start with insult's which can be funny then you continue with it!..Come on!

This thread's going to die now but it could of got good!

^ I'm waiting for left or right nut to put in a sexual joke.

Owned beyond my wildest dreams? Hunny...come back and try again tomorrow. Douche out the fail.

That and knowing that you are being owned beyond your wildest dreams right now, and are absolutely clueless.



HEY...

OMG PLEASE EXPLAIN IM JUST A MAN AND CANT COMPREHEND!

Honestly arguing with you suck's becuase you dont change your game...you start with insult's which can be funny then you continue with it!..Come on!

This thread's going to die now but it could of got good!


So, you just said they were funny? Come on what? You've owned yourself like six times already, I don't even have to try anymore. You fucking said that your wife was "Porterican". Everyone that reads that immediately knows you are a fucking dolt.

^ I'm waiting for left or right nut to put in a sexual joke.


Hey your only roll here is for support or what!?

Is this like a self support meeting or something?

Owned beyond my wildest dreams? Hunny...come back and try again tomorrow. Douche out the fail.


What if I told you I had a dick?

Haven't you been saying that for months now?

So, you just said they were funny? Come on what? You've owned yourself like six times already, I don't even have to try anymore. You fucking said that your wife was "Porterican". Everyone that reads that immediately knows you are a fucking dolt.


And do you ever think i wrote it that way so it was funny?...Obviously you dont know me very well.

Self ownage can be the best girl/guy whatever state of mind your emotional emo feeling's are emmiting..

I'd tell you to buy batteries.

I'm not here to choose sides, but if I was, its not the side looking like idiots.

And do you ever think i wrote it that way so it was funny?...Obviously you dont know me very well.

Self ownage can be the best girl.


Oh ok, I will just chalk that one up to humor and ignore the rest of your horrible grammar as well, cause it's just for fun. I just don't know you well.

Haven't you been saying that for months now?


What about your vagina?

And do you ever think i wrote it that way so it was funny?...Obviously you dont know me very well.

Self ownage can be the best girl/guy whatever state of mind your emotional emo feeling's are emmiting..


Arguing on the internet is like arguing on the playground in elementry school, give up nothing, spell check, grammar check, ask your mom to proof read it.

And do you ever think i wrote it that way so it was funny?...Obviously you dont know me very well.

Self ownage can be the best girl.

First, and most obviously, it was not humorous in the slightest. Secondly, if it were in fact funny, I would not believe you anyway, judging by the fact that 95% of what you post is butchered in spelling and grammar to the point of being absolutely nonsensical.

Hey QUEEN!

http://i147.photobucket.com/albums/r313/mazdaman85/Die-ElmoSuicide.jpg

OLD but A FITTING For QueeN

What about your vagina?

Leave my vagina out of this

Hey QUEEN!

OLD but A FITTING For QueeN


You are incredibly original.

Leave my vagina out of this


Well, you don't like leaving my dick out of it, so why not bring them up?

that's fucked up man. Even though I think she is an egotistical bitch, I don't wish harm upon her. Unless by harm, you imply my penis in her anus without lubrication.

First, and most obviously, it was not humorous in the slightest. Secondly, if it were in fact funny, I would not believe you anyway, judging by the fact that 95% of what you post is butchered in spelling and grammar to the point of being absolutely nonsensical.


Yeah what can i say its been years since ive been in colleage and i dont write very much....Pretty much i suck at it.

that's fucked up man. Even though I think she is an egotistical bitch, I don't wish harm upon her. Unless by harm, you imply my penis in her anus without lubrication.

A fan of the pink sock?

Well, you don't like leaving my dick out of it, so why not bring them up?

Okay, let's have a genitalia bonanza here, since we all revel in discussing dicks
What's in your pants everyone?

that's fucked up man. Even though I think she is an egotistical bitch, I don't wish harm upon her. Unless by harm, you imply my penis in her anus without lubrication.


Any girl that isn't receptive to your stupid bullshit is an egotistical bitch. That is your philosophy towards girls. Don't worry though, one day when you pass puberty you will realize what a dipshit you are.

Writing wasn't/isn't my major in college. Ask me how to get out of a ticket or beat the judicial system...I can help you.

that's fucked up man. Even though I think she is an egotistical bitch, I don't wish harm upon her. Unless by harm, you imply my penis in her anus without lubrication.


Aww im the bad guy now?

I say spray some rhino liner on your wong before you punch it in!

that's fucked up man. Even though I think she is an egotistical bitch, I don't wish harm upon her. Unless by harm, you imply my penis in her anus without lubrication.

Oh man, what would you do if Queen really turned out to be some weird 32 year old man?

Okay, let's have a genitalia bonanza here, since we all revel in discussing dicks
What's in your pants everyone?


Two spark's and a welding rod.

Ark2, stfu

Yeah what can i say its been years since ive been in colleage and i dont write very much....Pretty much i suck at it.

Ah, so you are actually just a liar then.

There are plenty of people who don't write much. That doesn't mean you fucking forget how to, unless you are truly stupid. I think the point has been proven.

Where did you go to "colleage" anyways?

Any girl that isn't receptive to your stupid bullshit is an egotistical bitch. That is your philosophy towards girls. Don't worry though, one day when you pass puberty you will realize what a dipshit you are.

Aren't you and I the same age supposedly? Backtrack...Two Way Street Comment.

Fail.

Oh man, what would you do if Queen really turned out to be some weird 32 year old man?


Well i cant seem to catch on soo who know's what she is?

Okay, let's have a genitalia bonanza here, since we all revel in discussing dicks
What's in your pants everyone?


It would be a latina but i have to be here to save the intraweb.

Ark2, stfu

lol

my bad

Oh man, what would you do if Queen really turned out to be some weird 32 year old man?

He'd be super mega-owned, as if he hasn't owned himself enough already

Leave the canadian alone. They don't know how to fight unless you throw gloves down.

http://spellbound.sourceforge.net/

Aren't you and I the same age supposedly? Backtrack...Two Way Street Comment.

Fail.


Double fail, I was proving the point that unlike you, I matured already.

Queen you haven't owned shit hun. Maybe the other guy, but you haven't found anyway around anything of mine.

Two way street comment used twice...pathetic.

Leave the canadian alone. They don't know how to fight unless you throw gloves down.

easy now, it's all fun and games until you make fun of my country

Leave the canadian alone. They don't know how to fight unless you throw gloves down.


You know how I know you're gay?

Matured as in the sense you grew tits and have a case of the menses 24/7?

How do you know I am gay?

Ah, so you are actually just a liar then.

There are plenty of people who don't write much. That doesn't mean you fucking forget how to, unless you are truly stupid. I think the point has been proven.

Where did you go to "colleage" anyways?


How am i a liar what did i state thats soo wrong?


Hey i wont lie i suck at writing blow me coke whore!

Just community...Now im sure your fragile brain can come back with that!

How do you know I am gay?

Two other people know as well. I won't tell you, but trust me, you are a huge fucking fag

How am i a liar what did i state thats soo wrong?


Hey i wont lie i suck at writing blow me coke whore!

Just community...Now im sure your fragile brain can come back with that!


You're a pussy.

Witty dear.

How am i a liar what did i state thats soo wrong?


Hey i wont lie i suck at writing blow me coke whore!

Just community...Now im sure your fragile brain can come back with that!

You claimed that you mispelled something on purpose, and then immediately admitted that you just suck at writing.

Coke whore? Come on, seriously.

And I am not the least bit surprised.

easy now, it's all fun and games until you make fun of my country

This week brought down the one thing I had on Canada, and now that the loonie is the same price as the dollar I have nothing left.

..

Witty dear.



Trust me on this one, you have been owned harder than possibly anyone has ever been owned in the history of TFL.

Interesting. Try harder.

You're a pussy.

Hey banker pack your flap hole!

And Queen...Im still waiting for a good come back.

Interesting. Try harder.


Someone is a bit insecure right now aren't they?

Wait, tell me again what you want to do to me. Call me baby a few more times as well.

You claimed that you mispelled something on purpose, and then immediately admitted that you just suck at writing.

Coke whore? Come on, seriously.

And I am not the least bit surprised.

No i claimed i MAY have so you -= fail

You are a pussy. You lunge for the throat when a chick implies that you don't have much of a grasp on the English language, yet I straight up call you a dipshit and a pussy and I get called a banker with a flap hole?

Someone is a bit insecure right now aren't they?

Wait, tell me again what you want to do to me. Call me baby a few more times as well.

Trying to play the you are Zero and have a penis card?

Hey banker pack your flap hole!

And Queen...Im still waiting for a good come back.

Just because you don't deem it a good comeback doesn't mean it wasn't. I've already trashed you on here. You were supposedly going on a date with your Porterican wife an hour ago, but you are still here. Failure on all accounts, you are dumb, you lie, you can't write, and your possibly fake wife is probably pissed at you. Looks like you've had a good night.

Someone is a bit insecure right now aren't they?

Wait, tell me again what you want to do to me. Call me baby a few more times as well.

Trust me he's just poking you with a stick. Your still not proving any point you have one argument and one justification.

Trying to play the you are Zero and have a penis card?


Who said anything about Zero?

Trying to play the you are Zero and have a penis card?

I'd believe Queen - I've seen it

I just did.

I just did.


Yeah, well, wrong. Trust me however, you are gay.

Mad gay baby.

You are a pussy. You lunge for the throat when a chick implies that you don't have much of a grasp on the English language, yet I straight up call you a dipshit and a pussy and I get called a banker with a flap hole?


lol..Yeah but im too tired to argue with both of you! Shes like you with half the wit and twice the dick.

Vert, since it's been established that you like penis, can I PM my number?

Dude I would go and kiss a guy, take a pic, and post it up here just to show her. I'm sure that would put her in her place. Better yet you should take a pic of you blowing a guy.

PM it to Tofuball.

I should get a pic of a man on man thwop for proof.

PM it to Tofuball.


I would just chalk that one up to the college experience.


. . . on a side note, I'm a little confused, and I know I've arrived late, but Queen's comments against Queen are COMING from Queen and 2ndGen's comments about 2ndgen are COMING from 2ndGen. I have a pretty high tolerance for "Oh, no, bear is driving" weirdness, but I'm having trouble getting my mind around this one. :D



You're a fag.



Owned.

Just because you don't deem it a good comeback doesn't mean it wasn't. I've already trashed you on here. You were supposedly going on a date with your Porterican wife an hour ago, but you are still here. Failure on all accounts, you are dumb, you lie, you can't write, and your possibly fake wife is probably pissed at you. Looks like you've had a good night.


Oh i didnt know i had to let you know what happen's in my life. You havent trashed anybody that didnt bring it on themselves..And by that i mean im not perfect at writing big deal.

All you have proven is that your an anrgy douche that despite what anyone say's or how ridiculous you make yourself sound you will belive what you want.

So am I the less witty one now that it's been revealed that I have a vagina?

How am I owned? Doesn't that prove 2nd Gen is more so a faggot?

So am I the less witty one now that it's been revealed that I have a vagina?


Naw you just like getting your dick sucked by a guy.

yes I do. problem?

How am I owned? Doesn't that prove 2nd Gen is more so a faggot?


You were the one that has been talking non stop about wanting to fuck me.

what the hell happened?

This thread has turned from funny to creepy.

So queen is 2nd Gen Rocket...and 2nd Gen Rocket is queen?

yes I do. problem?


Hmm how would your peer's think of you if they got an E-mail of this thread? Coming from someone who make over a 100k a year!

lol.

This thread has turned from funny to creepy.

Blame the hermaphrodite combo for that.

Hmm how would your peer's think of you if they got an E-mail of this thread?


Makes ya think huh?

still haven't caught on, have you?

So queen is 2nd Gen Rocket...and 2nd Gen Rocket is queen?


Dude they are one with each other.

still haven't caught on, have you?


What do you expect?...WOOOW im amazed!


One question do you jump ship when the PMS set's in?

"2nd Gen...Queen...Why Don't you have a seat"?

Hmm how would your peer's think of you if they got an E-mail of this thread? Coming from someone who make over a 100k a year!


Threatening someones job? That's really over the line, and even then do you think someone cares? It's not like they found about the time he cheated on his 3rd grade CAT test.

Blame the hermaphrodite combo for that.


I keep getting these constant boners during math class that I try to hide with my notebook. Can you be of some assistance?


Imagine how that's going to look when the usernames are switched and you are addressing 2ndGen with that quote.



Once again, how do I know you're gay?

Threatening someones job? That's really over the line, and even then do you think someone cares? It's not like they found about the time he cheated on his 3rd grade CAT test.


Awesome i knew someone would bite!

No i know what he think's about posting and shit..its all good now GTFO!

What do you expect?...WOOOW im amazed!


One question do you jump ship when the PMS set's in?


This is clearly way over your head

You don't. You ass-u-me.

Imagine how that's going to look when the usernames are switched and you are addressing 2ndGen with that quote.


pretty crafty

This is clearly way over your head


Or maybe i just dont give a fuck like i stated at the beginning.

11 pages later, I'm thinking you give a fuck

11? its only 5. change your settings

Or maybe i just dont give a fuck like i stated at the beginning.

Yeah, you've abandoned your romantic date with your Porterican wife for this, I'd say you are involved.

whichever one of you two that has a vagina post pics or STFU.

11 pages later, I'm thinking you give a fuck


Only in the sense that i find this very entertaining!

always entertaining when youre being called on it

whichever one of you two that has a vagina post pics or STFU.

Dude, really, get over it.

Yeah, you've abandoned your romantic date with your Porterican wife for this, I'd say you are involved.


Well im glad you cuaght on...Naw my plan's changed thats all.


Now pic's or GTFO!

always entertaining when youre being called on it

aLWAYS COMING OUT TO SUPPORT HOLDING HIS DICK!

OHHohh look a little a!

always entertaining when youre being called on it

Ah, the total ass handing that has occured tonight has been wel worth it

i didnt want to do this, but if you dont keep it down i will start posting lolcat pics

Now pic's or GTFO!

I AM A GUY

Ah, the total ass handing that has occured tonight has been wel worth it


Trying to put icing on the cake?

How about no your still a douche that makes no sense.

Well im glad you cuaght on...Naw my plan's changed thats all.


Now pic's or GTFO!

so you abandoned your date to ask a dude for pics? looks like you have caught on here, good work

i think thats why he keeps asking for pics

I AM A GaY

Fixored

Fixored


Coming from the guy that has spent his entire evening talking to a guy and eventually asking him for pics.

They might believe you if you show them the balls

I AM A GUY

hahaha classic!!

Yeah, maybe I should write you a little note and take a picture of it next to my nutsack?

Please spare me....Soo after all you pretended to be a girl at first to start an argument about nothing just to reveal that you really a guy?

And who has no life?

Or maybe i can stop fueling this fire you asshat!

this really shouldnt be happening and i dont understand why i should ever be having this kind of talk

Looks like 2ndGen is the new forum crack whore.. I'm proud to hand the title over

They revealed they are a hermaphrodite after I owned them so fucking hardcore.

I'm going to bed, to make thru on my promise:

http://icanhascheezburger.wordpress.com/files/2007/10/128340502703593750unoevarta.jpg (http://icanhascheezburger.com/2007/10/05/u-no-evar-tawk-2-meh-that-wai-agen/)

I think we all know who is who in this pic.

Honestly i just think this is secongen's doing...This sound's like him too much.

Temp ownage doesnt count and imaginary ownage doesnt exsist.

Actually I've been seeing how shitty all of you morons treat females. It's pretty interesting. You are all so one dimensional that it's fucking pathetic. I was posting the entire time just as I normally would, and just because you thought it was a hot girl you wouldn't listen to a goddamn thing, and merely brush it off. Despite the fact that I raped both of your asses through this whole entire thing, you couldn't step back and admit it. Vert can't take a hint for shit. You guys are idiots.

Shut the fuck up you...

http://www.bgay.com/bnews/i/Chris_Crocker.jpg

Actually I've been seeing how shitty all of you morons treat females. It's pretty interesting. You are all so one dimensional that it's fucking pathetic. I was posting the entire time just as I normally would, and just because you thought it was a hot girl you wouldn't listen to a goddamn thing, and merely brush it off. Despite the fact that I raped both of your asses through this whole entire thing, you couldn't step back and admit it. Vert can't take a hint for shit. You guys are idiots.


Why dont you just crawl back into whatever hole got unplugged from your body.

Seriously, get it together. You think any girl likes hearing that shit constantly?

Why dont you just crawl back into whatever hole got unplugged from your body.

What?

You still don't understand what is going on here, and it is hilarious

Actually I've been seeing how shitty all of you morons treat females. It's pretty interesting.

stfu

Chicks dig guys who tuck and tape?

I think we have a vagenis on our hand's.

You guys don't have a clue.

:roll:

Nor do we really care. The fact you both like fucking around in each others underwear means only one thing...



http://www.roadkilltshirts.com/images/products/FONZIE_GAY-SMALL_1.gif

Or it means that only having an arsenal of tit jokes and cheap pickups has gotten you nowhere

Honestly i never talked any shit about women..And this directed to you queen not second gen nut swinging under your user name.


It's a trait both men and women have.

Soo why the fuck are you soo sore about the subject?

Yes, I'm nut swinging.

Yes, I'm nut swinging.


Yeah i know you are you bastard!!

Funny i knew only you could conjure up something like this!

Holy shit, what happened to this thread after the first post?

14 pages later....

http://www.w3bdevil.com/forums/Thread-I_like_where_this_thread_is_going.jpg

Recap:

1 stupid idiot pulled his same tired routine on Queen, which is basically constant harassment and other bullshit

Another idiot started arguing with Queen, and got owned horribly but couldn't admit that he lost to a girl

It was revealed that the person posting under Queen's name is actually 2ndGen.rocket, so not only was the point proven that 2 people can't handle losing to a girl, but one of them also solicited sex and naked pictures from a guy for a few days.

2nd Gen dresses in drag.

^ Easy killer comebacks like that are only allowed once a day.

..

Naw you just like getting your dick sucked by a guy.

yes I do. problem?


I think this explain's enough.

^ Easy killer comebacks like that are only allowed once a day.

Who the fuck left the barn door open?

Who the fuck left the barn door open?

Your far superior intellect, and ability to portray your words in a literary work of art amaze me. Now why don't you try again, only this time try to make sense.

This is what's great about arguing with secondgen...He actually can comeback and not just go sideway's.

lol..Yeah but im too tired to argue with both of you! Shes like you with half the wit and twice the dick.

my personal favorites

WTF!

I turn my back for one second and you kids run the thread into the ground

Your far superior intellect, and ability to portray your words in a literary work of art amaze me.

Self-Ownage FTW!

Now why don't you try again, only this time try to make sense.


I make a lot of sense. If you choose not to look into my comments, that's your problem

/My ownage.

Self-Ownage FTW!



I make a lot of sense. If you choose not to look into my comments, that's your problem

/My ownage.

Are you actually trying to infer that there is a higher meaning to any of your posts on this forum?

IHI's reflection on all this:

OP: Outstanding find! To see the real truth admitted by a gold digger, and how it appears in the eye of her prey is interesting. The banker's got a point: she's a HUGE liability if all she will bring to the deal is appearance.

Flamers: Great work. We haven't had any real action on here since Yzf was voted off.

Are you actually trying to infer that there is a higher meaning to any of your posts on this forum?

Don't you have some Richard Simmon's workout videos to touch yourself to? There is quite a bit of subliminal messagry in my messages actually.

Don't you have some Richard Simmon's workout videos to touch yourself to? There is quite a bit of subliminal messagry in my messages actually.

HA! Right, I guess that is one way of trying to prove to everyone that you aren't really a moron. I guess it is so intelligently masked that NO ONE notices it, huh?

Let's hear it for a decent thread!

There is quite a bit of subliminal messagry in my messages actually.HA! Right, I guess that is one way of trying to prove to everyone that you aren't really a moron. I guess it is so intelligently masked that NO ONE notices it, huh?

Agreed. That actually sounds a lot like GWH telling everyone that he's really deeper than everbody here so no one appreciates what he posts.

I guess I should start ending every one of my posts with "FTW!!"

Copy-catting FTW!

I'm still waiting for an explanation of the deep meanings to your posts. I challenge you to find 10 posts that aren't harassing Queen or asking for her picture, and then out of those 10 find one that has a "subliminal message" to it. The subliminal message can't be about getting Queen to take her clothes off either. I'll give you all day to do this.

I'm still waiting for an explanation of the deep meanings to your posts. I challenge you to find 10 posts that aren't harassing Queen or asking for her picture, and then out of those 10 find one that has a "subliminal message" to it. The subliminal message can't be about getting Queen to take her clothes off either. I'll give you all day to do this.

I'll take your bet, you're gonna regret, cuz I'm the best there's ever been.

my brain exploded

fuck all y'allz

OMFG I cant believe i just spent all my time reading this BS.

Its no wonder I spend so little time on this forum. Every single thread I come across is an e-fight.

What else is the internet for?

Pr0n.

I'll take your bet, you're gonna regret, cuz I'm the best there's ever been.


Looks like you lost this one big time.

Actually, that was a subliminal message about you being an idiot from the great state of Georgia.

I'm from NY dumbass, and not Guidoville, NY either.

What else is the internet for?


:gay2:

I'm from NY dumbass, and not Guidoville, NY either.

Oh so you were stupid enough to move to Georgia? Dutchess County is Guidoville, NY? Interesting assumptions. I chaulk them off as nothing other than moronic statements made by someone of sub-par intelligence.

Thank you, to all parties involved, this has helped the last of my shift go by so much faster.

TFL FTW!

Oh so you were stupid enough to move to Georgia? Dutchess County is Guidoville, NY? Interesting assumptions. I chaulk them off as nothing other than moronic statements made by someone of sub-par intelligence.


Yes, it is just North of the city, which is a typical guido area. I "chaulk" that assumption up to me having lived in, and knowing the state well. Stupid enough to move to Georgia? Atlanta? What does that even mean? I moved to a metropolitan area to take a good job, I must be retarded.

I must be retarded.

Quoted for great wisdom.