Good afternoon

I have sad news for some of you, most of you won't give a fuck.

Four months ago I managed to put out the only light in my life. I screwed up my relationship with my girlfriend of 4 years, who I loved with all my heart. She left me. She won't take me back. I can't sleep, can't eat, I can't get her out of my head.

It's been four months. I feel the same as the day she left me. I can't fucking go on like this.
I don't care if you think I'm a lying, but I have decided to kill myself. I mean, what the fuck do I have to live for?

I live alone. I never knew my real parents, I bailed on my foster parents the second I turned 18 (in january this year). I managed to push all my friends away after she left me. I pushed everything away.

This is not a "convince me not to kill myself" thread

This is goodbye.

I often found solace in the internet, but this time I'm beyond repair.

Thank you for hearing me out.

Farewell

Do it.

I guess there is 1 in every crowd huh?

Fake and gay

pics or it didnt happen. plus you probably deserve it. YOU messed up the realtionship, tool.

pics or it didnt happen. plus you probably deserve it. YOU messed up the realtionship, tool.

your a bitch


& im actually thinking about this whole thing more now.

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fuck a bitch theres more bro

your a bitch


& im actually thinking about this whole thing more now.

*you're

You also are horrible at spelling and grammar.........one more thing to add to the list

*you're

You also are horrible at spelling and grammar.........one more thing to add to the list

What? Are we competing for fuckin spelling bee ribbons now bro?

um no.....if you are that ignorant to understand my comment please leave

um no.....if you are that ignorant to understand my comment please leave

i mean your all up on somebodys dick about spellin and shit on this forum and last i checked no ribbons were being handed out at this spelling bee

thats all im sayin bro

First of all I am not your bro....

Second of all the context of my post refers to a few more reasons this person has failed at life, and therefore should make his/her decision easier

First of all I am not your bro....

Second of all the context of my post refers to a few more reasons this person has failed at life, and therefore should make his/her decision easier

lol droppin a "first of all" like your about to get up in my shit like we on maury or something.

thats funny because the only thing you mentioned adding to the list was about "spelling/grammar"

wow you are dense

wow you are dense

lol u mad bro?

nope....just sayin'

im just sayin, sounds like you mad

why would I be mad ? stupid people come on here all the time, can't fix that...

you need to look at this like the rest of the world, picture this shit as a personal:

fact 1: you are wisconsin.
fact 2: you complain about a place being filled with stupid people that you visit on the regular. (2424 posts? lmao wow bro)

you see now? dont you have a some cows to milk bro?

hmmm....I am Wisconsin ? I am not sure I understand that

2424 posts.....since 2004 idiot 18 of them have been with you.

pretty sure that is around 1 post a day

California is the nations largest dairy producer not WI

hmmm....I am Wisconsin ? I am not sure I understand that

2424 posts.....since 2004 idiot 18 of them have been with you.

pretty sure that is around 1 post a day

California is the nations largest dairy producer not WI

lolollllllllll

did you google that shit bro?

ah no....pretty sure it has been that way for years

so what you have the list of top cheese producting states memorized?

good luck ever getting your dick wet bro.

ha....if you only knew

I have a friend that has lost his girlfriend and his new baby. My friend has been going to jail alot for DUI and no ID. When i first knew my friend he was just a little boy and when he was a teenager he got into trouble alot. His family sent him away til he was 18. His life has gone down hill. My friend is 25 years old now and he has lost his family. My friend feels the same way you do about his life. Try to give you life another chance, never give up your life. There is someone out there who wants to be part of your life. Look and you will find it.

ha....if you only knew

lol only knew wha bro? your not pullin shit

My friend has been going to jail alot for DUI and no ID.
So he goes to jail on the regular for riding around drunk with no ID?

So he goes to jail on the regular for riding around drunk with no ID?

Yes..many times he has gone to jail for DUI and no drivers ID. I look up his background from when he got lock up in jail. He had hit his girlfriend many times. Many year ago he try to kill my son with a 38 gun.

Kentucky sounds exciting.

Almost as exciting as orange oompa loompas bro!

Goner, I'm not a bitch, I just say what I think. I thought guys were always all up in arms about how girls always try and speak in code, drop hints and never say what they mean. I guess y'all are just as hard to please as women :) Who knew? I'm choosing to overlook your bad grammar.

JPelligrino, I find it hilarious how you try and act cool by saying things it takes 3 reads to comprehend. Also, it's humorous that you end every sentence with "bro" a if the person you're talking to is related to you or is a close friend of yours which he obviously isn't. Why don't you go make a suicide pact with the OP? Kill two birds with one stone, or two morons with one overdose (or however you're planning to do it, though frankly I doubt either of you have the guts.) as the case may be. Cheers!

I approve this thread

okay lets switch it up no "bro" for you, ill use "bitch" when talking to u


it only takes 3 reads to comprehend because your a stupid bitch

-John

Wow, I am so impressed by your ability to swear. Not really, I just wanted to give you a tiny taste of the approval you crave and then snatch it away completely. Let's just get one thing out of the way right now, I do not care what you call me. Okay? It makes no difference to me what you say to me or call me because, unlike someone whom I won't name but whose name rhymes with "JPelligrino", I don't allow losers from shit holes like New Jersey to upset me over the Internet. Would you like to know why? I'll tell you; and I know you'll read it because you have nothing else to do with your shitty little life. I don't let people like you get to me because I have a life BEYOND the Internet. Shocking, I know. I don't expect you to understand it because I know that you have nothing to compare your poor excuse for an existence to. I mean, you obviously have nothing to do other than lurk around this website trying to upset people you've never met and never will meet because you're either to frickin lazy or too frickin scared to leave your mom's basement. So yeah, you can call me whatever the hell you like. It won't phase me.

Oh....I'm a stupid bitch? My bad, I thought that was YOU. Let me break it down for you real quick, I can craft intelligent, well punctuated replies that actually make sense while you sit in the dark with playboy.com open in the other window, sending me dumb ass replies with no punctuation or capitals except when you sign your name. As if you deserve to have your name capitalized in the first place. AND I can manage to complete words with those exhausting two extra keystrokes that are required to turn the completely fool-esque "u" into the intelligent, intelligible (Those are 2 different words, just so your brain doesn't overload as your sitting there picking your nose, eyes darting back and forth, breaking out in a cold sweat because you cant figure out what I'm talking about since I have a vocabulary that's more extensive than a 5th graders.) word "you" referring to the person being spoken to. Nifty, huh?

Consequently, it takes 3 reads to comprehend because half of it is misspelled, none of it is punctuated and most of it is slang that you only know because it was "word of the day" on urbandictionary.com.

You can call me stupid when your IQ has risen above that of a chicken, okay? Have a great night.


OP, have you done it yet?

Mrs Darcy just earned her tenure in 8 posts. Please allow her access to the porn section.

Haha, thank you, czarofzar. It would seem they have ignored your request =P

It would also seem that JPelligrino's brain has exploded or that he's too much of a fat headed nimrod to think of something to say to me. Or he could possibly be afraid of what I might say to him. Either way, I'm feeling kind and letting him choose which one of these two things he'd like to be classified as; coward or fool. What'll it be? No hurry, it can wait until after the circle jerk.