So who else has "that guy" that gets you kicked out of bars and ruins your night because he is constantly stupid? Last weekend we couldnt go in a club because he wasn't dressed right even though we TOLD him what to wear/bring and this weekend he gets kicked out for using a rediculous fake and we had to talk him out of a ticket in front of the place with three cops and the entire time he kept laughing like it was the funniest thing ever. I'm just going to kick him in the face one day and be like "you've weakened my pimp hand enough nights you're on your own bitch!"

yes

one time everyone was going to a club

we tell this kid that theres a 'dress to impress' rule

he decides to wear blue jeans

needless to say since he couldnt get into the club, he ruined the night for everyone

This has a simple solution. Don't invite him along until he cleans up his act.

Oh, if he can't get into a club because he isn't dressed apropriately, leave his ass on the curb while you go in. There's no damn way I'd let his stupidity ruin my night.