Recently I have found myself in a dilemma. I'm hoping for some advice.
For the last few months I have suspected my gf of having an affair.
All the usual clues were there, coming home late from work all the time, allways going out with "friends", always on the computer, weird numbers on her cell phone, I answer the phone and the person on the other end hangs up...

I couldn't take it any more, so last nite a few minutes after she left I hopped in my Z and followed her to an old house on the other side of town. I got out of my car and watched her. When she got to the door, she suddenly turned around. I ducked down behind my Z.
It was then that I noticed that there was some rust on the botton of my gas tank. What should I do??? Should I take the gas tank off, or just brush the rust off and put some paint on it?

use her severed head to remove the rust.

use her severed head to remove the rust.


And use her blood as primer

this is a repost i think, but its still funny.

make her scratch the rust off with all her nails. if her fingrues become bloody then great, you can use it as primer as wonner said.

throwing a lit match down the gas tank will do wonders :D

WOO HOO ................Fuck that bitch there is rust on my car! That is awesome.

i am LITTERALY, LAUGHING MY >ASS< OFF AS I SPEAK.... LIKE, LITTERALY!!!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAaaaahahaaaHAhaHaahAA!

it's like, coming off, i can feel it! hahahahahaha!